Author Topic: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Darth_Davi  2030 posts
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 1/13/08 10:55am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
YVH posted:

Kyle Katarn can't win at hide-and-seek. Kyle hides from no one.



Kyle refuses to play. But, even if he did play hide and seek, he would still win, despite hiding from no one.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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24178_Legacy of the Force
Date Posted: 1/15/08 7:42pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Terminators from the future travel even farther into the future to get that much more distance between them and Kyle Katarn.

When Kyle Katarn grants clemency, that just means he kills you quickly.

 

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Immortalelf 
Registered: Jul '07
Date Posted: 1/16/08 9:00am Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
In Jedi Academy Jaden calls Kyle "Master Katarn", and he immediately tells Jaden to only call him Kyle. The reason for this is that by calling him Master, it places him on the same level as the other Jedi. We all know there is no one on the same level as Kyle.

 

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CernStormrunner  1378 posts
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Date Posted: 1/16/08 5:14pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn can wear corduroy pants and not make that"zwif zwif"sound when he walks

 

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Darth_Davi  2030 posts
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Date Posted: 1/16/08 5:20pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
CernStormrunner posted:
Kyle Katarn can wear corduroy pants and not make that"zwif zwif"sound when he walks


Adding to the cordury pants, velcro is afraid to make the velcro sound in Kyle's presence.

 

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AdmiralWesJanson  4693 posts
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 1/16/08 7:59pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Darth_Davi posted:
YVH posted:

Kyle Katarn can't win at hide-and-seek. Kyle hides from no one.



Kyle refuses to play. But, even if he did play hide and seek, he would still win, despite hiding from no one.


He could stand in plain sight and no one would find him. No one wants to find Kyle Katarn waiting for them.

 

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dmellstrom 
Registered: Jan '08
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Date Posted: 1/19/08 3:46pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn is one of the few people who ever mocks Luke for being too Jedi-serious.

I mean of course in JK3:JA where he responds to Luke's "I feel a disturbance in the Force" with "You ALWAYS feel a disturbance in the Force."

That line made him the best EU character ever. It's also the best cutscene in any SW game ever.

 

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sonnymyson  734 posts
Registered: Dec '04
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Date Posted: 1/19/08 6:09pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
dmellstrom posted:
Kyle Katarn is one of the few people who ever mocks Luke for being too Jedi-serious.

I mean of course in JK3:JA where he responds to Luke's "I feel a disturbance in the Force" with "You ALWAYS feel a disturbance in the Force."

That line made him the best EU character ever. It's also the best cutscene in any SW game ever.


Word...
Kyle Katarn IS the source of all disturbances in the Force. Thus he means, you always feel a disturbance in the Force around Katarn. It comes from jumpstarting your survival instinct.

 

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rumsmuggler  18279 posts
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Date Posted: 1/19/08 10:08pm Subject: RE: The Kyle Katarn Facts thread.
Kyle Katarn breeds voxyn and keeps a few of them as pets. He hunts the rest of them for morning exercise.

 

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