Jedi Council Forums - Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.

Jedi Council Forums » Star Wars Books, Comics & Expanded Universe » Literature »

Locked Topic | Read Only Topic | Previous Active Topic | Next Active Topic

Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 - ~~Previous~~ | Next | Reload

Author	Topic: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
rogue_wookiee Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 1/19/08 1:03pm Subject: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 2/19/08 6:14pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Rogue_Follower
	The other day I was discussing the art of the Legacy comics with Blithe and we started discussing Morrigan Corde and laughing that she looked younger than Cade does when it clicked in my head. We've never seen any woman who has sex with a male of the Skywalker line show any signs of aging. Let's run down the list. Anakin Skywalker, being the least sexually promiscuous Skywalker, only had sex with Padme and she does not age between AotC and her death. Luke required a lot more thought, but the potential list I came up with consisted of Alex Winger, Dani the Zeltron, Shira Brie, Gaerial Captison, Mara Jade, Jem Ysanna, Callista and Akanah. Also none of these women have been showed to age after their romantic encounters with Luke. Mara Jade being rather conspicuous and the source of much outrage among fans as Leia aged and she did not. Tenel Ka has not aged at all since it's been confirmed that she slept with Jacen. And Tahiri hasn't seemed to age since certain members of the lit board suspected that she and Anakin Solo consummated their relationship. And then of course we have Morrigan Corde who is the most eyebrow raising case of suspended aging since Mara Jade. Now it may be some time before we can tell if Deliah Blue or Darth Talon show signs of aging after their relationships with Cade, but I doubt we will see any. Questions? Comments? Additions to the lists? Petitions that I be banned? RF: I think we're done here, before good taste is completely tossed out the window... -----signature----- “You’re probably the biggest taxer in the country, even bigger than the Congress,” - Ron Paul on the Federal Reserve. Be aware of inflation and how it affects our daily life. http://mises.org/story/2914 -What You Should Know About Inflation
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
s65horsey Title: Vamp Loving EUC, SWC, and Arena Moddess Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/19/08 1:17pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I lol'd. Fairly amusing theory. One more reason for me to like Cade. -----signature----- Corran Horn is mine. Get used to it. One of Hammer's Angels Has reverted to being a 14 yr old. YAY JOBROS and TWILIGHT! Just laugh at it.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Blithe Registered: Jun '03	Date Posted: 1/19/08 1:21pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/19/08 1:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Blithe
	Ban him for incriminating me in that horrendous conversation. EDIT: Wait - is that why Palpatine is so obsessed with having Anakin Skywalker as his Sith apprentice in the prequels, to discover the secret to immortality?
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 1:39pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Don't think I'm saying this just because I'm a Fandalorian, but I can't recall Kannen Doom aging, and then there's Sintas Vel... -----signature----- Yo Joe!!!
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
beccatoria Title: 181st Imperial Discussion Group host Registered: Dec '06	Date Posted: 1/19/08 2:32pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Clearly Mara's lack of aging is the most prominent because she got a double dose. -----signature----- legatus imperatoris britanniæ superior REMEMBER: AGENTS OF CHAOS: HERO'S TRIAL DISCUSSION STARTS IN AUGUST! Han's a girl, so I got a Golden Ewok.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
s65horsey Title: Vamp Loving EUC, SWC, and Arena Moddess Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/19/08 2:45pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	beccatoria posted: Clearly Mara's lack of aging is the most prominent because she got a double dose. Total win, becca! -----signature----- Corran Horn is mine. Get used to it. One of Hammer's Angels Has reverted to being a 14 yr old. YAY JOBROS and TWILIGHT! Just laugh at it.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
LtNOWIS Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 3:12pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Quiet_Mandalorian posted: Don't think I'm saying this just because I'm a Fandalorian, but I can't recall Kannen Doom aging, and then there's Sintas Vel... Ah, but than there's Sheeka Tull, who did age. -----signature----- A little bit about me: http://tinyurl.com/bnmcck
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/19/08 3:43pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Hey, the topic creator might be on to something here. This is why women want a Skywalker man. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Queengodess Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:03pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Earthknight posted: Hey, the topic creator might be on to something here. This is why women want a Skywalker man. AND they're gorgerous. Well, Anakin and Cade are... -----signature----- Carpe Jugulum - sieze the throat! Proud member of the Wrenga Jixton Virtual Blondies Club! Små kanoner dödar bara lite. Sidious can have his soul, but the nipples of the Chosen One belongs to ME!
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Jada Title: Chapter Rep Charlotte, NC Registered: Apr '06	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:06pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I . . . oh good Maker you're onto something! -----signature----- Ward 316 \| Honey, you forgot your pants! ~ TK-2970 The Wretched Hive XO RL NC State Captain Poop deck swabbing wench
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Cull_Tremayne Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:28pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Dani and Alex Winger? Is there any indication that Luke had sex with either of them? And why even mention Jem Ysanna? Even if Luke did end up having sex with her, she was probably only alive for only a week after the fact. Is Akanah not described as much older in Dark Nest? Cause if not...you might have something here. -----signature----- Remember when you were making that building out of popsicle sticks, but then a breath of fresh air came in and destroyed everything? Man I hate when that happens. Watch out for the...something.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Rogue_Follower Title: Manager: • Lit Registered: Nov '03	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:31pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	The Dark Empire II audio drama strongly suggests that Jem and Luke were, er, rather amorous while on the Jedi Explorer.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
GrandAdmiralJello Title: Mod of Olympus •EUC •JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:42pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	So you're telling me that's why the Emperor wanted young Skywalker so badly? -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
CooperTFN Title: TF.n EU Staff Emeritus Registered: Jul '99	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:45pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I've been coming here on and off for 7 and a half years now, and at long last, I got to see the word "penis" at the top of the board upon my arrival. I can die in peace now. -----signature----- Mike Cooper's Official Site http://www.helikitty.com "Your tongues can't repel flavor of that magnitude!" "RANDY HAVE MY BABIES." - Havac "I bid you all Dark Greetings!"
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
The_Loyal_Imperial Title: C&G & Lit Game Host Registered: Nov '07	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:46pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	GrandAdmiralJello posted: So you're telling me that's why the Emperor wanted young Skywalker so badly? This gets more disturbing if you think about the sequence of events....
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
GrandAdmiralJello Title: Mod of Olympus •EUC •JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:56pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	The_Loyal_Imperial posted: GrandAdmiralJello posted: So you're telling me that's why the Emperor wanted young Skywalker so badly? This gets more disturbing if you think about the sequence of events.... How he wanted to seduce him, you mean? And how he asked his own father to help with that? -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History

Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 - ~~Previous~~ | Next | Reload

Jedi Council Forums » Star Wars Books, Comics & Expanded Universe » Literature »