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The_Loyal_Imperial Title: C&G Game Host Registered: Nov '07	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:58pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	GrandAdmiralJello posted: How he wanted to seduce him, you mean? And how he asked his own father to help with that? More like how after Anakin suffered severe injuries and had to be encased in a full-body black suit he went after his son....
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GrandAdmiralJello Title: Emperor • EUC • JCC Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/19/08 4:59pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I think you're reaching a little, there. -----signature----- SPQR Vates Jυλιαδις Moribus antiquis res stat Romana virisque - Ennius Tu regere imperio populos, Romanæ, memento; hæ tibi erunt artes; pascisque imponere morem, parcere subjectis et debellare superbos - Virgil
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The_Loyal_Imperial Title: C&G Game Host Registered: Nov '07	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:02pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/19/08 5:02pm (1 edits total) Edited By: The_Loyal_Imperial
	GrandAdmiralJello posted: I think you're reaching a little, there. Can't get one, go after the other. Didn't he want Luke to take his father's place at his side?
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Cull_Tremayne Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:02pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Rogue_Follower posted: The Dark Empire II audio drama strongly suggests that Jem and Luke were, er, rather amorous while on the Jedi Explorer. Still, how would we ever know if she was "granted the gift of eternal youth" as it were? She was dead very soon after in any case. -----signature----- Remember when you were making that building out of popsicle sticks, but then a breath of fresh air came in and destroyed everything? Man I hate when that happens. Watch out for the...something.
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Havac Title: Lit Mod of War Registered: Sep '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:05pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	The_Loyal_Imperial posted: GrandAdmiralJello posted: I think you're reaching a little, there. Can't get one, go after the other. Didn't he want Luke to take his father's place at his side? Well, if this theory is true, I don't think it was his side . . . -----signature----- "Is there a captain's hat involved in this?"
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Jedimarine Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:09pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	One flaw to the logic. Luke and Leia had sex in Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Or does the inbred nature of the penis contact negate the effect? -----signature----- So Devaronian females are suppose to have thick fur, eh? Has anyone seen one outside an essential guide? ... When even the creative teams refuse to make fuzzy Devaronians...it should be a clue, folks. Thus endeth the lesson.
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s65horsey Title: EUC and Arena Moddess Go Colts! Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:11pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Jedimarine posted: One flaw to the logic. Luke and Leia had sex in Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Or does the inbred nature of the penis contact negate the effect? Nope, it proves that twincest never happened. -----signature----- Corran Horn is mine. Get used to it. One of Hammer's Angels Has reverted to being a 14 yr old. YAY JOBROS and TWILIGHT! Just laugh at it.
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Darth_Ziantor Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:16pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I usually just read the boards, and add comments when I find something just awesome. And you did it. This has to be the single greatest theory on the boards. It also explains why Jacen can manipulate Tahiri so easily in LOTF: she's still an impressionable 15 year old girl. And it definitely explains the reason Palpatine wanted Luke so much. There was definitely a side involved, but the word you're looking for is in -----signature----- Ackbar/Fett '08
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DantanaSkywalker Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:26pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I . . . headdesk I'm alarmed at how this actually . . . makes sense. I'm gonna go scrub my brain with lye now. Dana -----signature----- http://www.kypandjaina.net "I always liked Kyp Durron better, anyway." -- Han Solo H.A.L. 1979-2008. An saol seo, gui duit an saol eile. Congrats, babe. Hope you're still laughing, wherever you are.
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:52pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	s65horsey posted: I lol'd. Fairly amusing theory. One more reason for me to like Cade. Tut. You are incorrigible. beccatoria posted: Clearly Mara's lack of aging is the most prominent because she got a double dose. GrandAdmiralJello posted: So you're telling me that's why the Emperor wanted young Skywalker so badly? GrandAdmiralJello posted: I think you're reaching a little, there. There's a filthy joke there, but I want to get, uh, around it. The_Loyal_Imperial posted: Havac posted: Can't get one, go after the other. Didn't he want Luke to take his father's place at his side? Well, if this theory is true, I don't think it was his side . . . Oh, my poor, poor mind. -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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rogue_wookiee Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:54pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/19/08 5:55pm (1 edits total) Edited By: rogue_wookiee
	GrandAdmiralJello posted: I think you're reaching a little, there. I think the Emperor was reaching a little, there. And Coop, I'm always glad to bring something new to your lit board experience. -----signature----- “You’re probably the biggest taxer in the country, even bigger than the Congress,” - Ron Paul on the Federal Reserve. Be aware of inflation and how it affects our daily life. http://mises.org/story/2914 -What You Should Know About Inflation
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 5:56pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	rogue_wookiee posted: GrandAdmiralJello posted: I think you're reaching a little, there. I think the Emperor was reaching a little, there. And Coop, I'm always glad to bring something new to your lit board experience. So much for getting around it.... -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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Darth-Ghost Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 1/19/08 6:10pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I can now say I've heard it all.
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IcePirate Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 6:15pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	The_Loyal_Imperial posted: GrandAdmiralJello posted: So you're telling me that's why the Emperor wanted young Skywalker so badly? This gets more disturbing if you think about the sequence of events.... from rotj... Vader: My son is with them. I have felt him. Palps: Strange that I have not. -----signature----- ---Sure, the Marines are a Dept. of the Navy. The Men's Dept.--- One riot, One Dark Trooper.
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YVH Registered: Dec '07	Date Posted: 1/19/08 6:33pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/19/08 6:33pm (1 edits total) Edited By: YVH
	Has anyone seen my sanity? I can't seem to find it. Oh, and I think I lost my mind in a gutter somewhere, too... -----signature----- This cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. "Come on, you karking Sith customers! There IS such thing as a free lunch, and I'm here to serve it to you!" - Cade Skycooker "It's a TEST!" - Prof. Ackbar John Stazi
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