Jedi Council Forums - Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.

Locked Topic | Read Only Topic | Previous Active Topic | Next Active Topic

Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 - Previous | Next | Reload

Author	Topic: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 6:58pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	LtNOWIS posted: Ah, but than there's Sheeka Tull, who did age. Ah, but how much? -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
BobaMatt Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 1/19/08 7:01pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Twice the normal human rate. Clones mess the whole thing up. -----signature----- DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium RP http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/29433346/p1/?11 As Father and Son (An AU RP) http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/28357048/p1/?10 Emperor Fel's badassery knows no bounds.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/19/08 7:20pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/19/08 7:20pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Quiet_Mandalorian
	BobaMatt posted: Twice the normal human rate. Clones mess the whole thing up. Paging Luuke Skywalker... -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
BobaMatt Title: TFN EU Staff Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 1/19/08 7:37pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Quiet_Mandalorian posted: BobaMatt posted: Twice the normal human rate. Clones mess the whole thing up. Paging Luuke Skywalker... Spaarti clones are the worst, considering how fast they develop. According to some sources, they cause you to die during coitus. -----signature----- DUNE - Chronicles of the Imperium RP http://boards.theforce.net/non_star_wars_role_playing/b10755/29433346/p1/?11 As Father and Son (An AU RP) http://boards.theforce.net/role_playing_forum/b10328/28357048/p1/?10 Emperor Fel's badassery knows no bounds.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
rumsmuggler Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 1/19/08 7:41pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	-----signature----- W.W.L.D. What Would Lando Do
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
NelanisGhost Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/19/08 9:49pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	The_Loyal_Imperial posted: GrandAdmiralJello posted: How he wanted to seduce him, you mean? And how he asked his own father to help with that? More like how after Anakin suffered severe injuries and had to be encased in a full-body black suit he went after his son.... Well, think of what Vader's helmet sort of resembles................ -----signature----- If there's a bright center of the galaxy, you're on the planet it's farthest from: Earth Our own stunning bright center: http://astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html Barnes and Noble: TFU hardcover. Nice! $5.98 in discount section.....
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Tricky Registered: Jul '01	Date Posted: 1/19/08 10:47pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Suck my force! -----signature----- "Six pints of bitter," said Ford Prefect to the barman of the Horse and Groom. "And quickly please, the world's about to end." We like to Suckadelic.com. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Emperor_Time Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 1/19/08 10:58pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Jedimarine posted: One flaw to the logic. Luke and Leia had sex in Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Or does the inbred nature of the penis contact negate the effect? Are you serious? -----signature----- Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Trip Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 1/20/08 7:13am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Am I the only one who thinks Cordé looks like an obviously fifty-something who just refuses to age gracefully? Implants, collagen injections, botox, and all? -----signature----- RIP Jacen's Crotch 1991 - 2008
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
ThrawnRocks Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 1/20/08 7:48am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Shira Brie actually did age, but it has also been outright stated that Luke did not have sexual relations with that woman, so the theory still stands. -----signature----- My Icons: http://www.powow.com/thrawnrocks/icons.html Roan Fel's badassery knows no bounds. "The next Allston book should be all Syal and Myri, all the time." - Jello
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Jan_Duursema Title: Comic Artist: -AOT C -Legacy -Republic Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 1/20/08 7:51am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Trip posted: Am I the only one who thinks Cordé looks like an obviously fifty-something who just refuses to age gracefully? Implants, collagen injections, botox, and all? Gee, Corde's only in her early fourties and it's pretty obvious she's kept fit.
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
rogue_wookiee Registered: Apr '04	Date Posted: 1/20/08 9:02am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Trip posted: Am I the only one who thinks Cordé looks like an obviously fifty-something who just refuses to age gracefully? Implants, collagen injections, botox, and all? I think you are the first to get over the following comparison to think any more about Morrigan Corde's design. -----signature----- “You’re probably the biggest taxer in the country, even bigger than the Congress,” - Ron Paul on the Federal Reserve. Be aware of inflation and how it affects our daily life. http://mises.org/story/2914 -What You Should Know About Inflation
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
Quiet_Mandalorian Registered: Apr '05	Date Posted: 1/20/08 9:09am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I liked it better the first time around, and even then I didn't really like it. -----signature----- Fey'la was right! Bring Asyr Sei'lar to justice!
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
FTeik Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/20/08 9:31am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Jedimarine posted: One flaw to the logic. Luke and Leia had sex in Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Or does the inbred nature of the penis contact negate the effect? No, Leia is just suffering from withdrawl. -----signature----- My first completet story: Pride's Prize: http://boards.theforce.net/message.aspx?topic=22758760 "In the Battle of Coruscant alone, hundreds of millions of battle droids saw action on the ground and in space. " Insider #86 - The story of General Grievous
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History
RebelGrrl Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 1/20/08 11:37am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Jedimarine posted: One flaw to the logic. Luke and Leia had sex in Splinter of the Mind's Eye. Or does the inbred nature of the penis contact negate the effect? Luke and Leia DID NOT have sex in SotME. Luke was getting pretty turned on, granted, but he controlled himself and Leia apparently never even seemed to notice. He actually vowed to protect her from himself when they were camping in the forest/swamp on the way to the mining town. -----signature----- Well-behaved women seldom make history. You can't fix stupid and you can't reason with crazy. Happiness is a warm Hoojib!
	Locked Topic \| Active Topic Notification \| Private Message \| Post History

Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 - Previous | Next | Reload