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Emperor_Time Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 1/20/08 11:50am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	That a relief. -----signature----- Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/20/08 1:14pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Well we have to remember that Anakin is the Chosen One and the Force is his father. So it makes sense that he is....gifted. And Luke being the son of the chosen one inherited Anakin's youth sperm power. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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ixoyefreak Registered: Nov '05	Date Posted: 1/20/08 1:52pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	ThrawnRocks posted: Shira Brie actually did age, but it has also been outright stated that Luke did not have sexual relations with that woman, so the theory still stands. But he SURE wanted to!!!!!
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Eleventh_Guard Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/21/08 1:23am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Mara might have gotten a triple dose, actually. You know you've been hanging out in the seedy sections of JC-Town for too long when you hear about Mara being with two Skywalker men and your first thought is "Actually, it could have been three, if she got with Anakin Skywalker too." -----signature----- A conversation on Dathomir: Welk: My daughter did that... I am blameless. I'm not even armed. Jacen: And you just let her do whatever she wants? Welk: You're new here, aren't you?
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QuentinGeorge Registered: Dec '03	Date Posted: 1/21/08 3:40am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Which makes it even a better place to hide. A Jedi would search abandoned worlds first and wouldn't suspect a Sith to be right under their nose. I guess we just look at things differently.... She's not that bad... -----signature----- Yar
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DARTH_MARK-22 Registered: Mar '03	Date Posted: 1/21/08 5:42am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I'm sorry. But I just can't bring myself to post anything without risking getting banned. -----signature----- "What the Hell's an Aluminum Falcon?!." --Emperor Palpatine
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AaronKenobi Registered: Sep '04	Date Posted: 1/21/08 1:58pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Interesting theory but you also have to factor in how many of these women died or just plain disappeared shortly after. Tahiri and Tenel Ka don't count as one is still in her twenties and the other is in her late twenties/early thirties. -----signature----- "He who saves the life of one man saves the world entire"-the Talmud Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
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RebelGrrl Registered: Jan '06	Date Posted: 1/21/08 2:32pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Long term youthful appearance isn't really much of a bonus when you factor in the Skywalker Curse, is it? My bet is that Morrigan Corde has stayed alive this long by leaving her Skywalker. The same reason why the Fallanassi Chick and Callista aren't known to be dead yet... -----signature----- Well-behaved women seldom make history. You can't fix stupid and you can't reason with crazy. Happiness is a warm Hoojib!
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Grey1 Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 1/25/08 2:55am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	All of a sudden I get strange thoughts about K'Kruhk's supposed immortality. -----signature----- Jacen had learned that one can meet the Universe [...] with fear, or with hatred, or with despair. Or one can choose to meet it with love. Jacen had chosen. But still, he was astonished to discover that the Universe could love him back.
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DarkScythe Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 1/25/08 5:28am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/25/08 5:32am (1 edits total) Edited By: DarkScythe
	Grey1 posted: All of a sudden I get strange thoughts about K'Kruhk's supposed immortality. So which Skywalker male has the hat fetish? And If it was Luke then maybe that's why he stayed away from the NJO so long. Sure Luke was a bored teenager and had one wild night with a very drunk whiphid down at Toshi station and K'Kruhk was a bit too embarrassed to show himself until Luke was gone.
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JediHobbit Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:28am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Luke got K'Kruhk confused with Lady Valarian. -----signature----- But they won't let me dream to live or live to dream.
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EECHUUTA Registered: Mar '07	Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:46am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/25/08 6:47am (1 edits total) Edited By: EECHUUTA
	I never, ever, thought I would see the word penis mentioned on a Star Wars board... But it could be the reason why the ladies never age once they have had um, intimate contact with a Skywalker. But in real life, I think the reason is because the artists aren't very good at portraying someone aging. Or it seems to be they forget to make the person age, as they are used to them looking one way and thats it. Or they know that it is taboo somehow to portrey the pretty women aging, that those perky boobs will eventually sag, that young face will get wrinkly, and she will eventually die of old age. Older women aren't considered sexy in this culture, so they make them stay sexy by keeping them young looking. -----signature----- I sense a disturbance in the Forums. As if a million spam threads cried out in terror, and were suddenly locked. Does action, figure?
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/25/08 9:33am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Or it's because the Skywalker sperms keep them looking young. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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Flowerlady Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/25/08 9:42am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	EECHUUTA posted: Or they know that it is taboo somehow to portrey the pretty women aging, that those perky boobs will eventually sag, that young face will get wrinkly, and she will eventually die of old age. Older women aren't considered sexy in this culture, so they make them stay sexy by keeping them young looking. If I were Carrie Fisher I'd not be too happy with this idea, because one thing is for sure, those artists aren't afraid of aging Leia. Though, I have to say, she still looks good for her age, she difinately looks older than Mara ever did. Considering, Mara is only a year younger. Nice theory....though. FL -----signature----- Master to DanaeMariSkywalker, JediMasterArmada and PHGS_Weyr All WIP's on hiatus.... website: http://www.authorswe.webs.com/ Thank you to all that believe in me...Love ya!
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Eleventh_Guard Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/25/08 5:42pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/25/08 5:43pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Eleventh_Guard
	Well, with Luke, Leia, and Han, the artists have a template to work with. Mark, Carrie, and Harrison have all aged about 30 years since Star Wars came out. For most other major characters, they don't have a very visible actor to go with the character so it's a little more difficult to age them, and easier to get away with not doing it. I mean, remember all the kvetching about how Jacen doesn't look 31 on the cover of Betrayal? -----signature----- A conversation on Dathomir: Welk: My daughter did that... I am blameless. I'm not even armed. Jacen: And you just let her do whatever she wants? Welk: You're new here, aren't you?
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