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NelanisGhost Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:39pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/25/08 6:42pm (1 edits total) Edited By: NelanisGhost
	It's actually more like a death stick. It makes a girl feel great for a while, but the lifespan is horribly shortened. All that got the Fountain of Youth also died young. Shmi (whomever Anakin's dad was), Padme esp. 27. Mara, 58. Ben is going to have a short marriage too. It's in the cards. This Morrigan character isn't going to reach 60. Mark my words. -----signature----- If there's a bright center of the galaxy, you're on the planet it's farthest from: Earth Our own stunning bright center: http://astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html Barnes and Noble: TFU hardcover. Nice! $5.98 in discount section.....
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Emperor_Time Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:46pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	But Anakin's dad was The Force? -----signature----- Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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NelanisGhost Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:50pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Yes, but Shmi still died. It started with the force. -----signature----- If there's a bright center of the galaxy, you're on the planet it's farthest from: Earth Our own stunning bright center: http://astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html Barnes and Noble: TFU hardcover. Nice! $5.98 in discount section.....
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/25/08 9:36pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	She died because the Raiders tortured her to death. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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KnightDawg Registered: Nov '07	Date Posted: 1/25/08 10:39pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/26/08 11:32pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Havac
	IcePirate posted: from rotj... Vader: My son is with them. I have felt him. Palps: Strange that I have not. LMpantsAO Everytime I watch RotJ, my mind will be forever linked to this crazy post. Thanks...lol So....what happens if a Skywalker pulls out or uses protection? All the flirting for nothing... -----signature----- Mmmm...the Spring Jawa Juice smells yummy
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/25/08 10:50pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	^The women will see to it that the Skywalker male does not use protection. I wonder if Skywalker females have a similiar power? It would explain why Han hasn't become a worn out old man. And it would explain why Kyp really wanted Jaina. He knew he was getting older and aging. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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KnightDawg Registered: Nov '07	Date Posted: 1/25/08 10:57pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	If this news spreads across the SW Universe......Ben Skywalker is gonna be a major playa!! -----signature----- Mmmm...the Spring Jawa Juice smells yummy
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/25/08 11:02pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	The guy will get tracked down by every woman in the galaxy. Hmm....makes me wonder if that's why Lumiya had interest in him. She failed to get Luke to do it with her but if she got his son to turn to the dark side, he would give her what she wants. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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Ris_jSarek Registered: Feb '05	Date Posted: 1/26/08 12:27am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	KnightDawg posted: If this news spreads across the SW Universe......Ben Skywalker is gonna be a major playa!! Ben is already practicing elements of Lando's game for when that day comes. -----signature----- http://churchofbrad.com/jsarek/ Proud recipient of Halagad_Ventor's MOO (Master of Obscurity) Award, Brett_Bass's Spiffy Crown™, and Thrawn McEwok's "Ohh...? Interesting..." Award™
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sonnymyson Registered: Dec '04	Date Posted: 1/26/08 8:34am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Ris_jSarek posted: KnightDawg posted: If this news spreads across the SW Universe......Ben Skywalker is gonna be a major playa!! Ben is already practicing elements of Lando's game for when that day comes. As well he should. -----signature----- http://communities.livejournal.com/quinlanvos100 visit the Coachelle System ! http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=19559852&replies Zekk gets kissed: http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=27298401&brd=10477&replies
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NelanisGhost Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/26/08 5:10pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Earthknight posted: She died because the Raiders tortured her to death. You don't get it do you? -----signature----- If there's a bright center of the galaxy, you're on the planet it's farthest from: Earth Our own stunning bright center: http://astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html Barnes and Noble: TFU hardcover. Nice! $5.98 in discount section.....
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IcePirate Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/26/08 10:53pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/27/08 10:35am (1 edits total) Edited By: Havac
	KnightDawg posted: IcePirate posted: from rotj... Vader: My son is with them. I have felt him. Palps: Strange that I have not. LMpantsAO Everytime I watch RotJ, my mind will be forever linked to this crazy post. Thanks...lol So....what happens if a Skywalker pulls out or uses protection? All the flirting for nothing... trust me... it gets worse. you'll never look at yoda the same way. just look up "star wars innuendo" or "star wars sexually charged lines" or something like that. -----signature----- ---Sure, the Marines are a Dept. of the Navy. The Men's Dept.--- One riot, One Dark Trooper.
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YVH Registered: Dec '07	Date Posted: 1/27/08 7:18am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? -----signature----- This cake is great, it's so delicious and moist. "Come on, you karking Sith customers! There IS such thing as a free lunch, and I'm here to serve it to you!" - Cade Skycooker "It's a TEST!" - Prof. Ackbar John Stazi
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IcePirate Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/27/08 2:15pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	worse than that. -----signature----- ---Sure, the Marines are a Dept. of the Navy. The Men's Dept.--- One riot, One Dark Trooper.
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TwiLekJedi Title: Classic Trilogy Manager Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 1/27/08 4:50pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	you don't say? -----signature----- We do what we must Because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead
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