Author Topic: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
NelanisGhost  2168 posts
Registered: Jun '06
14535_Yuuzhan Vong High Priestess
Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:39pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/25/08 6:42pm (1 edits total) Edited By: NelanisGhost
It's actually more like a death stick. It makes a girl feel great for a while, but the lifespan is horribly shortened. All that got the Fountain of Youth also died young. Shmi (whomever Anakin's dad was), Padme esp. 27. Mara, 58. Ben is going to have a short marriage too. It's in the cards.

This Morrigan character isn't going to reach 60. Mark my words.

 

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Emperor_Time  3373 posts
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Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:46pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
But Anakin's dad was The Force? confused

 

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NelanisGhost  2168 posts
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14535_Yuuzhan Vong High Priestess
Date Posted: 1/25/08 6:50pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
Yes, but Shmi still died. It started with the force.

 

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Earthknight  3629 posts
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Date Posted: 1/25/08 9:36pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
She died because the Raiders tortured her to death.

 

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KnightDawg  788 posts
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Date Posted: 1/25/08 10:39pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/26/08 11:32pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Havac
IcePirate posted:

from rotj...
Vader: My son is with them. I have felt him.
Palps: Strange that I have not.



LMpantsAO laugh cry laugh

Everytime I watch RotJ, my mind will be forever linked to this crazy post. Thanks...lol

So....what happens if a Skywalker pulls out or uses protection? All the flirting for nothing... laugh

 

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Earthknight  3629 posts
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Date Posted: 1/25/08 10:50pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
^The women will see to it that the Skywalker male does not use protection. I wonder if Skywalker females have a similiar power? It would explain why Han hasn't become a worn out old man. And it would explain why Kyp really wanted Jaina. He knew he was getting older and aging.

 

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KnightDawg  788 posts
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Date Posted: 1/25/08 10:57pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
If this news spreads across the SW Universe......Ben Skywalker is gonna be a major playa!!

 

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Earthknight  3629 posts
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Date Posted: 1/25/08 11:02pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
The guy will get tracked down by every woman in the galaxy. Hmm....makes me wonder if that's why Lumiya had interest in him. She failed to get Luke to do it with her but if she got his son to turn to the dark side, he would give her what she wants.

 

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Ris_jSarek  2540 posts
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Date Posted: 1/26/08 12:27am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
KnightDawg posted:
If this news spreads across the SW Universe......Ben Skywalker is gonna be a major playa!!


Ben is already practicing elements of Lando's game for when that day comes.

 

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sonnymyson  734 posts
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Date Posted: 1/26/08 8:34am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
Ris_jSarek posted:
KnightDawg posted:
If this news spreads across the SW Universe......Ben Skywalker is gonna be a major playa!!


Ben is already practicing elements of Lando's game for when that day comes.


As well he should. batting

 

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NelanisGhost  2168 posts
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14535_Yuuzhan Vong High Priestess
Date Posted: 1/26/08 5:10pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
Earthknight posted:
She died because the Raiders tortured her to death.


You don't get it do you?

 

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IcePirate  399 posts
Registered: Jul '05
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Date Posted: 1/26/08 10:53pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/27/08 10:35am (1 edits total) Edited By: Havac
KnightDawg posted:
IcePirate posted:

from rotj...
Vader: My son is with them. I have felt him.
Palps: Strange that I have not.



LMpantsAO laugh cry laugh

Everytime I watch RotJ, my mind will be forever linked to this crazy post. Thanks...lol

So....what happens if a Skywalker pulls out or uses protection? All the flirting for nothing... laugh


trust me... it gets worse. you'll never look at yoda the same way.


just look up "star wars innuendo" or "star wars sexually charged lines" or something like that.

 

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YVH  214 posts
Registered: Dec '07
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Date Posted: 1/27/08 7:18am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

 

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IcePirate  399 posts
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Date Posted: 1/27/08 2:15pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
worse than that.

 

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TwiLekJedi  69984 posts
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Date Posted: 1/27/08 4:50pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
you don't say?

 

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