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RedHanded_Jill Registered: Nov '04	Date Posted: 1/27/08 7:47pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	You know what they say... Once you go Sky, you never ask why. -----signature----- Life is a highway... And I want to drive it all nite long.
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SithGirl132 Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/27/08 8:56pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	chokes while laughing It could be true... Without a doubt, it is rather suspicious that Mara has aged so much less than Luke, Han, or Leia. From the LOTF covers, they look about the right age, though they aged well. Mara, however... Interesting speculation there. falls off chair laughing -----signature----- if loving you is wrong, i don't want to be right UDC 4: http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/29954776/p1/ The Way of the Sith: http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/29545048/r29567455/ Fics in Prolific Writers' Thread.
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Emperor_Time Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 1/27/08 9:09pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/27/08 9:11pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Emperor_Time
	Does this mean that Jaina is going to try to make it with Ben? -----signature----- Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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SithGirl132 Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 1/27/08 9:13pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Emperor_Time posted: Does this mean that Jaina is going to try to make it with Ben? chokes again I rather hope not... -----signature----- if loving you is wrong, i don't want to be right UDC 4: http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/29954776/p1/ The Way of the Sith: http://boards.theforce.net/beyond_the_saga/b10477/29545048/r29567455/ Fics in Prolific Writers' Thread.
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/27/08 10:46pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/27/08 10:50pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Earthknight
	I think the Skywalker family has had enough with incestous kissing and stuff like that. So no fountain of youth for Jaina. Somebody please make sure that Allana and Ben visit each other often and that they know they are related. Otherwise in the future, Allana might get a dose of that old Skywalker power. Hey, wait. Does Jacen have the power too? Because that means Tenel Ka won't age . -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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Specterace Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/28/08 12:18am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/28/08 12:18am (1 edits total) Edited By: Specterace
	Wow. Ya know, this is actually feasible... But I guess it only applies to the guys, since Han does in fact age quite a bit (unless you think that it only works for guys taking Skywalker females when the guy's 30 or under...). Pity. That would make Jaya/Allana/(enter future female of choice) even more desirable yet. Still, how do you guys figure Mara got a triple dose? I can see double if you count Luke/Mara and Mara/A.Solo, but who's the third Skywalker? Specterace -----signature----- My Fics: Shifting Tides: http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/21016976/p1 2009 Diary Challenge Entry: A Long Night's Journey Into Day: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29653882/p1/?7
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Emperor_Time Registered: Aug '07	Date Posted: 1/28/08 12:52am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	They also said Anakin Skywalker too. -----signature----- Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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Specterace Registered: Jun '05	Date Posted: 1/28/08 1:56am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Emperor_Time posted: They also said Anakin Skywalker too. But... Granddaddy Ani suffered the loss of his... equipment in that little trip to the lava in ROTS, didn't he? If that's the case, how would he give Mara a dose of anything? Specterace -----signature----- My Fics: Shifting Tides: http://boards.theforce.net/The_Saga/b10476/21016976/p1 2009 Diary Challenge Entry: A Long Night's Journey Into Day: http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29653882/p1/?7
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Ulicus Registered: Jul '05	Date Posted: 1/28/08 6:06am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Specterace posted: Emperor_Time posted: They also said Anakin Skywalker too. But... Granddaddy Ani suffered the loss of his... equipment in that little trip to the lava in ROTS, didn't he? If that's the case, how would he give Mara a dose of anything? Specterace He didn't lose his equipment IIRC. It was just a case of overly cooked bratwurst. Whether it still worked, however.... -----signature----- This is an imaginary story... aren't they all supposed to fit together, though? An animated cartoon about Obi-Wan and Padawan Anakin would have made more sense. Recipient of Golden Ewok™ and Golden EwokTrooper™
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/28/08 8:48am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis. - Date Edited: 1/28/08 8:48am (1 edits total) Edited By: Earthknight
	Ah, Palpatine probably hooked him up with a new one. Palpatine: And this one, my apprentice, is even bigger. Like mine. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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NelanisGhost Registered: Jun '06	Date Posted: 1/29/08 10:00pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	Leia is about 60. I think this is a great look. Taken last Sept. Carrie's not out of the game yet. http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/95/07/0000039507_20070504104210.jpg -----signature----- If there's a bright center of the galaxy, you're on the planet it's farthest from: Earth Our own stunning bright center: http://astrosurf.com/sguisard/Pagim/GC.html Barnes and Noble: TFU hardcover. Nice! $5.98 in discount section.....
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Namirsolo Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 1/29/08 10:46pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	I think the problem is that with the other of the major 3 the artists have actual people to look at for their art. With Mara, they have no such references. But, I agree that they should at least have tried to age her a bit. Isn't she the same age as Luke and Leia but yet they're drawing them as if they're ancient and Mara looks 20? -----signature----- "There's no such thing as a failure who keeps trying. Coasting to the bottom is the only disgrace." "Just Wait" by Blues Traveler, written by John Popper
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Earthknight Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 1/29/08 11:40pm Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	^Mara looks 38 to me in those pics. -----signature----- Master to jacensolofangirl2007 Our philosophy: We strive for a 100 in awesomeness. And if we get a 90, it's still cool. ~My Fanfiction Stories~ The Guardians of Light- http://boards.theforce.net/Message.aspx?topic=259245
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Merlyn_Gabriel Registered: May '05	Date Posted: 1/30/08 5:22am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	this has to be the funniest and funnest thread I have read in a long time. ROTFL!!! -----signature----- A different kind of star wars story.... Book 3: http://dote3.blogspot.com The Chiss have a saying; Sweetest is the fruit that is just out of reach. "We like you a lot, lot. Think you're really hot, hot!"
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Amon_Amarth Registered: Jan '05	Date Posted: 2/16/08 6:22am Subject: RE: Star Wars has a Fountain of Youth and it's the Skywalker penis.
	It is so wrong how this makes sense! Best. Fantheory. Ever. -----signature----- Jedi Guardian - Acolytes of Revan Dr. Sheldon Cooper FTW! 'Caenorhabditis elegans' is much better than Darth Plagueis at cheating death. "Don't **** with the Jedi Master, son!" Mark Hamill, CE
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