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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 5/30 1:49pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread - Date Edited: 5/30 2:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthIktomi
	Jacen What would Anakin Solo do If he were here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Anakin Solo'd do Ben When Anakin Solo was just a boy No older than me He lifted a Sith curse And freed the Massassi Jaina When Anakin Solo was on Dantooine Fighting Yuuzhan Vong He gave all he could and saved our aunt So Ben could sing this song All What would Anakin Solo do If he was here today I'm sure he'd squish a bug or too That's what Anakin Solo'd do Jaina I want this insect out of me Zekk's fantasies are scary Ben And I don't want my Mom To end up like Obi-Wan Jacen For Tenel Ka I'd be a prostitute too Cause that's what Anakin Solo'd do All What would Anakin Solo do If he was here right now He'd have all the Jedi unite for truth Cause that's what Anakin Solo'd do Starkiller: Did someone call me? Jacen: Who are you? Starkiller: I'm Anakin Starkiller. Jaina: What? No, not kriffin Anakin Starkiller! Jacen: Just get the kriff out of here. Starkiller: Alrighty. All When Anakin Solo traveled through time To 130 ABY He fought the Lost Tribe of the Sith And defeated the dark side Ben And when Anakin Solo built the pyramids He beat up Exar Kun Jacen+Jaina Because Anakin Solo doesn't take shavit From anybody All So we'll all get together And unite to stop the bugs And we'll save all the Joiners too Cause that's what Anakin Solo'd do Cause that's what Anakin Solo'd do!
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Gry Sarth Title: Moderator: LACWAC Registered: Jun '99	Date Posted: 5/30 3:07pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	- APPLAUSE - Now do the ending medley! -----signature----- If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 5/31 7:28pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	So far, I think this thread has been doing well. People have been making quite a few valid points as well as funny/ironic ones. Kudos to all involved. XD Here are some Decoded messages we won't see in a hurry... -Master Yoda is a (garbled random Aurebesh message) from (garbled random Aurebesh message). Their power in the Force is explained by (gibberish) caused by their sacred PIE! (Yes, pie ) -Master Yoda is a muppet. -General Grievous suffers from a severe psychological problem and profound sense of self-loathing, stemming not only from his belief that he failed in his life, but also from the fact that he is now more machine than being. This anguish makes him popular with the fans. -This is a kid's show. What'd you expect? -There is no spoon. -A Jedi Master like (episode's Jedi master) can easily defeat a battle droid. -The Clone Wars appears on Cartoon Network, where it is watched by tens of thousands, if not millions, of kids in a new generation, many of which are too young to have watched the original Star Wars. -Asajj Ventress is HOT, which attracts Obi-Wan Kenobi. Oh. And he thinks he can save her or something. -Chancellor Palpatine is hiding something! -Ahsoka Tano is Anakin Skywalker's Padawan! -Anakin Skywalker was once Obi-Wan's Padawan! -Master Plo Koon was great friends with Obi-Wan's master, Qui-Gon Jinn ( ) -Count Dooku is also the Sith Lord Darth Tyrannus! -Koonfan is an avid fan of Jedi Master Plo Koon! -Supersaiyaman's username is apparently inspired by the hit anime series Dragon Ball! -DBrennan believes that all clones are meant to be cold, cruel, robotic Nazis (pops up just as a Clone suggests doing something bad ) (to be repeated anytime any clone suggests doing something bad or morally ambiguous) -Ahsoka Tano and Shaak Ti are both Togrutas from the planet Shili -Don't worry, he's not dead...that blaster was set for stun. -The clone troopers are clones of Jango Fett. That's why they look like him! -Darth Sidious is the true mastermind behind this war! -Those citizens criticizing the clone army for their mistakes forget that they're still very new at this. (This would be harsh criticism, not constructive criticism. ) -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/1 10:18am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Well, I'll do this one, sung by Exar Kun: Sometimes I think When I look up real high There's a whole galaxy To conquer if you just try But then I sink Cause here I'm s'posed to stay But it gets so lonely here With just Jedi and jungle, hey... Up there, there is so much room Where wars are fought and systems doomed Blowing up planets, I do that too I could be king and rule without a care Up there But some Jedi Ruled I must stay alone They cut me off from the Force And didn't give me a way to atone But what is darkness anyway? Is there reason to the rhyme? Every Sith kills another one So it must be good to be evil sometimes Up there, there is so much room Where wars are fought and systems doomed Blowing up planets, I do that too I could be king and rule without a care Up there
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vong333 Registered: Oct '03	Date Posted: 6/2 6:55pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	You will never see a show or cartoon before TPM or after ROTJ. If you think I'm kidding, then look at the history. Ewok and Droid Cartoon, Two live action Ewok tv movies, clone wars 2-d, and the new clone wars. Then you have the live action, and the one project that GL was involved with crafting a story (TFU) just happen to be........in between the above listed. One he passes away, if soemone else gets the rein, then thats going to be a horse of another color.
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Timewatch Registered: Nov '08	Date Posted: 6/5 5:48pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	CIS victory. Even less of a chance is a story told through the Separatist veiwpoint. Even less of a chance is General Grievous being a good, sneaky, cunning, general, who doesn't mess up every single time he tries to do something. -----signature----- Timewatch- Out there fighting time everyday.
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LawJedi Registered: Jan '09	Date Posted: 6/5 5:54pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Timewatch posted: CIS victory. Even less of a chance is a story told through the Separatist veiwpoint. Even less of a chance is General Grievous being a good, sneaky, cunning, general, who doesn't mess up every single time he tries to do something. Hah, I get it! You're using this thread to make subtle complaints about things you don't like about the show. Very subversive! -----signature----- "Retcon is your friend in Star Wars." -Dave Filoni
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/5 8:44pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	LawJedi posted: Timwatch posted: CIS victory. Even less of a chance is a story told through the Separatist veiwpoint. Even less of a chance is General Grievous being a good, sneaky, cunning, general, who doesn't mess up every single time he tries to do something. Hah, I get it! You're using this thread to make subtle complaints about things you don't like about the show. Very subversive! Much as I agree with you, LawJedi, and much as I feel that his comments were more of a personal opinion that have yet to be confirmed as well as being likely to start a debate on the show's qualities and values, I must urge caution. This is the Stuff-We'll-Never-See-Thread, not the Galaxy-of-Moral-Ambiguity/Inversion thread. There's always the other threads to debate in. I think now would be a good time to repeat myself before we get caught up in our own rhetoric and become 'all you Vader haters out there'. XD Please, please, PLEASE do NOT turn this, a thread made for FUN and to GENTLY mock the series and anything else in Star Wars, into a VITRIOL-FUELED, PERSONALISED, BITTER, JADED COMPLAINT about things that are SUBJECTIVE. I'll try and illustrate with some examples: We'll never see proper dogfighting: Semi-ironic, good for a chuckle, definitely valid, and it is OBJECTIVE with regards to the action we see in the show. <character/faction> as <value>: Highly variable. Intentionally goofy ones like 'Lando Calrissian busting a groove' or 'Han Solo running from a giant boulder' or even 'The Republic making a superweapon' are meant in fun, possibly as references to other things related to the characters. Things like 'Revealing the Republic's corruption' or 'the Separatists being competent' or 'Ahsoka getting less annoying' ( ) aren't really in the spirit of this thread. They are subjective, based on personal observations and beliefs on things where other people can have a different opinion. They have also yet to be disproven, because the show is just starting and therefore we haven't seen all the things they're willing to try. It's like only watching Episode 1 first and saying 'we'll never see Anakin do something bad'. Seriously. If you started from 1, would you expect Anakin to take those turns for the worse? Anyhoo, so as not to TOTALLY waste your time... -An animation goof where a Kel Dor isn't masked -A purposeful scene of a Kel Dor without a mask suffocating..yes? -Plo Koon's silver irises, a mark of strength in the Force! -Dorin's twin black holes factoring into a storyline...or WILL they? -Kel Dor bounty hunter on-screen who takes out victims using gas from his planet. Think Nuvo Vindo mixed with Cad Bane, then throw in a Gandalf/Saruman voice. Theeeere you go. -Clone troopers bumping their heads against doorway arches (I heard the Fetts did that. ) -General Grievous' female counterpart, General Fan-Nod, revealed to be made from his old soulmate from his backstory -General Grievous hurls his worshipers at his enemies like rag dolls (no, not you. He's a demigod on his home planet, remember? XD) -Doctor Nuvo Vindi creating a Frankenstein monster...or WILL he? -Doctor Nuvo Vindi unleashing the Mauve Silhouette werevonskr transmutative virus strain -Doctor Nuvo Vindi unleashing a zombie army for a Halloween special. Braaaaaiiiiiinssss. -Whorm Loathsom playing the Star Wars equivalent of bagpipes -Asajj Ventress experimenting with different facial paints -Separatists holding Bring Your Child to Work day -Dooku posing as Count Dookula (c'mooooon, just imagine!) -Waxer and Boyl adopt a cute mascot for their squad -Plo Koon delivering a sentence along the lines of 'Look into my eyes' -Someone picks on Ki-Adi-Mundi for being a knight when he first joined the Jedi Council -A killer, dark and edgy Gungan bounty hun-waaaaaiiiiiit a minute... -The on-screen debut of Plo Koon's lightsaber katar-gauntlet -The return of Saesee Tiin's pressure suit -Any of TC Carson's voice roles shouting DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY LIFE IS YOURS! -The Delta squad from Republic Commando show up to be introduced, say a simple greeting and a few lines, then the episode shifts to someone completely unrelated. Then, a disturbance...as if a large and loyal fanbase suddenly cried out in enthusiasm, only to instantly groan in disappointment... (Actually, I think Delta Squad is neat =D) -An episode based entirely on a Holonet News channel report (I actually plotted one of those XD) -Use of the Holonet News Channel as a season-recap -Admiral Yularen narrating the battle play-by-play like a football commentator, and the clones and Jedi getting annoyed by it -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/5 9:10pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	'The Republic making a superweapon' The New Republic doesn't make one, but seriously debates whether or not to use one. One of the few things Anderson did that I liked.
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Timewatch Registered: Nov '08	Date Posted: 6/7 11:47pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	LawJedi posted: Timewatch posted: CIS victory. Even less of a chance is a story told through the Separatist veiwpoint. Even less of a chance is General Grievous being a good, sneaky, cunning, general, who doesn't mess up every single time he tries to do something. Hah, I get it! You're using this thread to make subtle complaints about things you don't like about the show. Very subversive! Very. But it is indeed something we won't be seeing soon, by the looks of it. I'll spare you and stop here. What's something else we'll never see that can't be taken as me complaining about things I don't like? Imperator Star Destroyers in Republic colors? Lucrehulk battleships being battleships? A Jedi they keep around a while then kill suddenly? A full scale Geonosis-esque land battle? Large scale space battles? Jar Jar being actually funny? Wait, that's a complaint there. A world not orbiting a yellow star? A binary star system? Oh, Tatooine. Droid commandoes vs. Clone commandoes? Clone commandoes at all? Black holes? Maw Installation hasn't been built yet though... Perhaps a prototype one... I'm out of questions. Most of them are complaints anyway. -----signature----- Timewatch- Out there fighting time everyday.
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/8 5:41am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Timewatch posted: Very. But it is indeed something we won't be seeing soon, by the looks of it. I'll spare you and stop here. What's something else we'll never see that can't be taken as me complaining about things I don't like? Imperator Star Destroyers in Republic colors? Lucrehulk battleships being battleships? A Jedi they keep around a while then kill suddenly? A full scale Geonosis-esque land battle? Large scale space battles? Jar Jar being actually funny? Wait, that's a complaint there. A world not orbiting a yellow star? A binary star system? Oh, Tatooine. Droid commandoes vs. Clone commandoes? Clone commandoes at all? Black holes? Maw Installation hasn't been built yet though... Perhaps a prototype one... I'm out of questions. Most of them are complaints anyway. Bolded the ones I liked up there. Timewatch, I'm sure that any well-rounded, mature fan would agree that the stuff you'd like to see (that is, the stuff about the Separatists and whatnot) would be worthy additions to the show, and I'm an optimist so I'm sure that if we get gradual growth in the series, we'll eventually get a few that fit what you're looking for, a'la Justice League or Batman. Note, however, that this is Star Wars, where good and evil are more often than not clearly defined, and therefore such episodes would be a minority (again, a'la Justice League or Batman), which I'm sure you're ready to accept. All things considered, I'd like to thank you for contributing to this topic with valid points to bring up. Given how passionate many fans can get about their beliefs, it's good that you got back on topic and withheld yourself from escalating. So, hopefully, we can bury the hatchet and prevent potential debates and fights over the show's content and future content. Of course, another thing I believe is that this show is still young and therefore innocent until proven guilty. Season 2 should be a good indicator of where they're willing to take the show. Anyhoo, back to stuff we'll never see... -Grans and other multi-eyed species getting poked in the eyes -Ithorian extremists burning down forests with laser chainsaws -Ithorian extremists dropping bombs which cause vegetation to grow out of control -Wookiee shaved bald for April Fools day -Duro character model mistaken for Neimoidian character model -The return of that Bith/Arcona couple from that one cantina scene in the movie (Yes, a shadowed Bith and Arcona made out briefly before getting off screen XD) -Ziro the Hutt leads a Mardi Gras celebration -Jabba and Rotta featured in a father/son outing of the Hutt empire. Slaves, extortion, trafficking, etc.... -Ongree (Pablo Jill, Coleman Kcaj) character model with the head right-side up -Dave Filoni appears as Master Filoni alongside Plo Koon, voiced by Dave Filoni, wearing Dave Filoni's cowboy hat, in an episode with various homages to Avatar: The Last Airbender -Plo Koon's modulator shorts out and he briefly sounds like Iroh from Avatar, who sounds like Aku from Samurai Jack, both of the latter voiced by the late, great Mako -Kit Fisto (voiced by Phil LaMarr, who in turn voiced Samurai Jack) in turn reacts negatively to Plo Koon's change in voice for some strange out-of-universe reason -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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LawJedi Registered: Jan '09	Date Posted: 6/8 6:50pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	See, Timewatch, this is why you're never invited to all of the hippest Star Wars dinner parties. Debbie Downer! -----signature----- "Retcon is your friend in Star Wars." -Dave Filoni
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Timewatch Registered: Nov '08	Date Posted: 6/8 9:01pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	LawJedi posted: See, Timewatch, this is why you're never invited to all of the hippest Star Wars dinner parties. Debbie Downer! I don't need no parties! I'll go chill proper... doing... stuff... To stay on topic, another thing we won't see! A non-akward romantic scene between Anakin and Padme! -----signature----- Timewatch- Out there fighting time everyday.
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/9 3:06am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Timewatch posted: I don't need no parties! I'll go chill proper... doing... stuff... To stay on topic, another thing we won't see! A non-akward romantic scene between Anakin and Padme! Yay stuff! And ouch, burned for Star Wars romance. XD On that note... -A Jedi character commenting 'you like me because I'm a scoundrel' -A bad deal situation actually having the 'this deal just keeps getting worse all the time' line -Characters actually asking Mace Windu why IS his sabre purple? -Admiral Ackbar cameos, as opposed to young Han, young Lando, etc., as a Mon Cal citizen yelling out 'IT'S A TRAP!' -Mandalorian same-gender life-partner culture -Clones doing The Robot -Droids doing The Robot -Yoda doing a breakda-Oh wait. DVD easter egg. -Clones spend their downtime playing MMORPGs or FPSes -Clones engage in numerous gamer terminology in said downtime events (Sixer, I told you to pull that mob, WE'RE on DPS! Clink, stop using that plasma sword and get out the grenade launcher!) -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Gry Sarth Title: Moderator: LACWAC Registered: Jun '99	Date Posted: 6/9 6:10am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: -Clones doing The Robot I take it you didn't watch Rex's little performance in Rookies? -----signature----- If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.
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