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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/9 11:44pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Gry Sarth posted: I take it you didn't watch Rex's little performance in Rookies? Wow, nice eye. I totally forgot about that. Good one. XD -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/10 12:06am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: -A Jedi character commenting 'you like me because I'm a scoundrel' LOL I actually could see a few NJO Jedi saying that. koonfan posted: -Characters actually asking Mace Windu why IS his sabre purple? Cause am a badPANTS muthakriffa. koonfan posted: -Mandalorian same-gender life-partner culture Toonami had Neon Genesis Evangelion, a.k.a. the one where the climax to the series is "Shinji falls in love with a boy and his dad orders him to kill him." Seriously. koonfan posted: -Clones doing The Robot Done. koonfan posted: -Clones spend their downtime playing MMORPGs or FPSes -Clones engage in numerous gamer terminology in said downtime events (Sixer, I told you to pull that mob, WE'RE on DPS! Clink, stop using that plasma sword and get out the grenade launcher!) What about Palpatine? Palpatine: bcuz da Jedi thot u h4x, mah barve, u = teh n00b. teh Jedi 12 pwn us + teh senate Vader: ita, da Jedi wil pwn da Senate Palpatine: every Jedi = KOS Vader: ita Palpatine: time 2 get busy, angst man! if teh Jedi <> permaband, we lose! camp in teh temple. pwn every1! no lagging, kill teh gray stuff. u will be teh r0xx0rz!
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/10 4:47am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread - Date Edited: 6/10 5:05am (1 edits total) Edited By: koonfan
	DarthIktomi posted: Toonami had Neon Genesis Evangelion, a.k.a. the one where the climax to the series is "Shinji falls in love with a boy and his dad orders him to kill him." Seriously. My gosh, I never knew it had that. That is just freaky. XD DarthIktomi posted: What about Palpatine? Palpatine: bcuz da Jedi thot u h4x, mah barve, u = teh n00b. teh Jedi 12 pwn us + teh senate Vader: ita, da Jedi wil pwn da Senate Palpatine: every Jedi = KOS Vader: ita Palpatine: time 2 get busy, angst man! if teh Jedi <> permaband, we lose! camp in teh temple. pwn every1! no lagging, kill teh gray stuff. u will be teh r0xx0rz! That's great! Y'know, back when they featured blogs by fans and relied less on this newfangled flash stuff, Starwars.com actually had a similar blog featured once, where the Jedi were essentially speaking like guys being fragged in an FPS game. Anakin was, as you mentioned, a camper. And the Clones bragged about their kills. XD For that matter, what about the Jedi masters deciding that these games are good for raising tactical skills and team dynamics? XD I can just imagine their struggling to master the game, and nearly all of them starting off by picking a Paladin character...Yoda would somehow be using multiple spellcasters, though, just because he can... For that matter, the concept of any videogame used for clone downtime would be neat. Even something like Frogger. XD While anime is fresh in the mind, though... -Republic vehicles transforming into robots in the series (ignore the Star Wars transformers tie-in ) -Republic vehicles combine to make a GIANT ROBOT -Final battle akin to dragonball flying and energy blasting -Plotline revolving around Anakin having to recover wish-granting artifacts (next time, on Star Dragonballs!) -Ahsoka is mistakenly turned into a Magical Girl by a whimsical Kaiburr crystal -Characters are thrown into a random dimension and must help liberate it (apologies if it's happened in the EU before. XD) -A character actually giving calculations at OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND -Jedi Council earns unimaginable power due to becoming the new Super Sentai/Power Rangers -Count Dooku and the Jedi Council agree that it's too costly to have large scale armies, so they settle who gets supremacy over the galaxy through Light side versus Dark side duels all over the cosmos. Gundam Fighter! Readyyyyyyy....go! (I never saw that show, though I wish I will some day, but I always chuckled at a semi-tongue-in-cheek reference to the casual death count of cannon fodder characters in mecha shows XD) -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/10 10:32am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: My gosh, I never knew it had that. That is just freaky. XD Also, it coined the terms "mind-rape" and "Gainax ending". Oh, and they all angst slightly more than Anakin. koonfan posted: That's great! Y'know, back when they featured blogs by fans and relied less on this newfangled flash stuff, Starwars.com actually had a similar blog featured once, where the Jedi were essentially speaking like guys being fragged in an FPS game. Anakin was, as you mentioned, a camper. And the Clones bragged about their kills. XD I didn't even know that, but it was easy to figure out. koonfan posted: For that matter, what about the Jedi masters deciding that these games are good for raising tactical skills and team dynamics? XD I can just imagine their struggling to master the game, and nearly all of them starting off by picking a Paladin character...Yoda would somehow be using multiple spellcasters, though, just because he can... h4x0r i = Seriously, though, it didn't take much to come up with a l33t version. The extended version has Anakin saying "i = ur 8@\|2\/3" instead of "I will do whatever you ask." koonfan posted: For that matter, the concept of any videogame used for clone downtime would be neat. Even something like Frogger. XD Well, as of ANH, they have a graphics package similar to the Atari 2600. Oddly, the graphics package shown in ROTS was much better, with full-size holograms and everything. koonfan posted: -Republic vehicles transforming into robots in the series (ignore the Star Wars transformers tie-in ) -Republic vehicles combine to make a GIANT ROBOT -Final battle akin to dragonball flying and energy blasting -Plotline revolving around Anakin having to recover wish-granting artifacts (next time, on Star Dragonballs!) -Ahsoka is mistakenly turned into a Magical Girl by a whimsical Kaiburr crystal -Characters are thrown into a random dimension and must help liberate it (apologies if it's happened in the EU before. XD) -A character actually giving calculations at OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND -Jedi Council earns unimaginable power due to becoming the new Super Sentai/Power Rangers -Count Dooku and the Jedi Council agree that it's too costly to have large scale armies, so they settle who gets supremacy over the galaxy through Light side versus Dark side duels all over the cosmos. Gundam Fighter! Readyyyyyyy....go! (I never saw that show, though I wish I will some day, but I always chuckled at a semi-tongue-in-cheek reference to the casual death count of cannon fodder characters in mecha shows XD) We already have power levels. They're called midichlorian counts. You forgot innocent Twi'lek fanservice. Oh, when I was younger, I drew a comic making fun of Power Rangers to lampoon my little brother's obsession with that show. But my version was much angstier. There isn't enough angst on kids' shows.
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jawbox Registered: Nov '08	Date Posted: 6/10 6:55pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	A Star Wars show not directed at kiddies.
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Sven_Starcrown Registered: Mar '09	Date Posted: 6/10 11:28pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Thrawn, even if it would be cool. -----signature----- Nobody's perfect. There was never a perfect person around. You just have half-angel and half-devil in you.
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Orliaan-Nabberie Registered: Dec '05	Date Posted: 6/20 6:00pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Apologies if some of these actually have happened in the series/elsewhere. P: -Anakin setting a good example for Ahsoka. -Obi-Wan and Anakin's brotherly relationship develop. -Luke, Leia and Han accidentally getting sucked through a time portal, with hilarity ensuing. -Someone asking why Cad Bane has funky breathing tubes, or why his hat is so big. -Anakin not being a whiny teenager and actually be angsty and dark. Oh, wait! It's a kid's show. -Aayla and Kit having their own episode. -Kashyyyk, and an interesting Wookiee way-of-life backstory. -Dialog that flowed a little easier. -----signature----- ~Member of the Official Darth Vader Fan Club~ Fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (R.I.P.) Time to pay up, Hutt. I don't work for free.
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/21 1:33am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Orliaan-Nabberie posted: Apologies if some of these actually have happened in the series/elsewhere. P: -Anakin setting a good example for Ahsoka. -Obi-Wan and Anakin's brotherly relationship develop. -Luke, Leia and Han accidentally getting sucked through a time portal, with hilarity ensuing. -Someone asking why Cad Bane has funky breathing tubes, or why his hat is so big. -Anakin not being a whiny teenager and actually be angsty and dark. Oh, wait! It's a kid's show. -Aayla and Kit having their own episode. -Kashyyyk, and an interesting Wookiee way-of-life backstory. -Dialog that flowed a little easier. Well, technically, Anakin set a good example for Ahsoka on the Maridun story arc, and though he doesn't play the 'good orthodox Jedi' example, it depends on how much you endorse his particular brand of heroism.XD I also personally believe that Anakin as a whiny teenager was seen in episode 2 and a bit of the old Genndy micro-series. Right now, he's more of an enthusiastic young adult. Besides, in this day and age of angst-per-second writing and characters, I think it actually takes way more maturity to NOT be angsty and dark. But that's probably just me. I'm sure Twilight would disagree. Otherwise, though, good points on Aayla/Kit, some parts of dialogue (this IS Star Wars), Kashyyyk (unless they make the Ewoks follow up: Wookiees!) and time travel. Cad Bane has yet to be seen because there are still characters stupid enough to question him. XD Anyhoo... -Republic develops a superweapon made exclusively for droids but have a droid uprising on their hands across the galaxy. Protocol droids and astromechs begin sabotaging vehicles and destroying things everywhere, culminating in a mass-suicide bombing lead by a 'dark, edgy, angsty' protocol droid on Tatooine. Ever since then, 'they don't serve their kind' on Tatooine's cantinas. -Snooty Wookiee Separatist officer who somehow believes in the superiority of technology over nature -Common blasters being as powerful as Han's when he brought down part of the ceiling on the stormtroopers in ANH (seriously, that small thing blasted the ceiling like it was cardboard ) -TCW becomes so good it makes Star Wars/George Lucas critics reconsider their position (I'm believing it'll be great, it's just that I doubt humans will ever change like that XD) -By the end of the whole show, Jar Jar has won over everyone with heartfelt speeches and efforts, and BJ Hughes gets an award for it -TCW takes a page out of Star Trek's book and changes history by having Anakin succeed in training Ahsoka and joining the Jedi Council, creating an alternate universe through a different chain of events. (Others might cynically/bitterly/sarcastically say 'oh, this is so kid-friendly, disney happy ending blablablablablabla pandering, they might as well change it', but I firmly believe they'll do their best to honour the legends and stick to the final result) -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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goraq Registered: May '08	Date Posted: 6/21 2:18am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Clone rebellion. -----signature----- ,,Power is tearing human minds apart and putting them back together in new shapes of your own choosing. ,,
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/21 9:22am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: I also personally believe that Anakin as a whiny teenager was seen in episode 2 and a bit of the old Genndy micro-series. Right now, he's more of an enthusiastic young adult. Besides, in this day and age of angst-per-second writing and characters, I think it actually takes way more maturity to NOT be angsty and dark. But that's probably just me. I'm sure Twilight would disagree. Twilight, angsty and dark? Isn't that the Mary Sue vampire story where her biggest fear is getting older? Oh, and if you thought Lucas's way of resolving a love triangle was bad, ahem Renesmee. On another forum I'm on, a friend is a major Twihard, so I lampoon her obsession. That, and one of my roommates got drunk and accidentally bought the DVD…and opened it before he realized what he'd done.
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TheAdmiral Registered: Mar '04	Date Posted: 6/21 1:59pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	I don't know whether these things were listed: Waru, the freakin sweet hat and Kyle Katarn... -----signature----- Proud member of the Clonetrooper Fanclub/Stormtrooper Fanclub Grand Admiral in The SWC Empire Proud player in the best rpg series on the boards - The Galaxy at War http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/30532100/p1/?0 My first fan fic
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/21 5:31pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	DarthIktomi posted: Twilight, angsty and dark? Isn't that the Mary Sue vampire story where her biggest fear is getting older? Oh, and if you thought Lucas's way of resolving a love triangle was bad, ahem Renesmee. On another forum I'm on, a friend is a major Twihard, so I lampoon her obsession. That, and one of my roommates got drunk and accidentally bought the DVD…and opened it before he realized what he'd done. Your stories encourage me. I'll admit that I haven't actually read the book (though I took a look at the wiki) or saw the movie (which I hear is fluff except for a fight at the end), so I try to be fair and am sure it's at least got good language and stands out in its genre. I'll still allow myself to mock the other parts that make up what it is, though. We're only human. Anyhoo, I digress. XD TheAdmiral posted: I don't know whether these things were listed: Waru, the freakin sweet hat and Kyle Katarn... I'm unsure about the first, but if K'Kruhk appears, his hat might as well. If they're lurking in the fan depths for bits of EU to throw nods to, that's one of the biggest things I reckon. XD Well, we might not get Kyle Katarn in a Star Wars TV show or movie, seeing as there's no focus on the NJO era right now, but we could get the next best thing one day: His voice actor! Jeff Bennett is a prolific voice actor who's done a lot of voices in his time. He's even done Brooklyn from Gargoyles (red white haired dude with dragon face) who if I recall sounds the most like Kyle Katarn. -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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DarthIktomi Registered: May '09	Date Posted: 6/23 9:17pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Quinlan Vos saying "Today is a good day to die." Trekkie fans, apparently unfamiliar with the origin of that line, will yell "Ripoff!"
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 6/30 8:34am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Well, I'm bumping this to pass the time, so. Eh. XD -Characters breaking the fourth wall to talk to the viewer or acknowledge/reference their existence in a show (Bitter clone: Why bother? We're probably gonna head in guns blazing only to be blasted to shreds, then the general's gonna swing by and save the day again. Partner: You watch too many holos, Downer.) -Kaminoans hold surveys among clones to determine their diet and training regime -Rogue Kaminoan decides to clone Jar Jar just for laughs. An episode is dedicated to stopping this menace. -Characters pull off a production of Clone Wars on Ice (Is Robot Chicken planning this as we speak? XD) -In a move of desperation, TCW unleashes an episode arc where extradimensional warriors pop out from another world and begin fighting everyone to tie in with the latest next-gen console game (they've done a COMIC tie-in with Soul Calibur IV, but I'd be laughing my antiox mask off if they worked it in as an actual story XD) -Droids are shown engaging in unrealistic downtime (drinking oil, taking lubricant baths, discussing philosophy, etc.), then get back to work moments before other characters pop in on them -Plo Koon gets a romantic subplot from waaaaaaaay back in his past (Anakin: Master Plo, I.....I had no idea! Plo Koon: I have been around for awhile, Skywalker. Is this really so surprising? Obi-Wan: .......Yes. Yes it is.) -Agen Kolar wins a philosophy negotiation by threatening his opponent with physical force unless they concede defeat. -Kit Fisto simply adds to his epicness by multi-wielding lightsabers with his hands, mouth, feet, and head-tentacle-dreads. Without chopping off any of his parts. -General Grievous explains how he can pull weapons from seemingly nowhere ("Well, why do you think I have this terrible cough?") -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Darth_Zandalor Registered: Aug '09	Date Posted: 8/5 11:30am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Star Wars That Seventies Show Featuring General Grievous as Red Ventress as Kitty Ashoka as Jackie Yoda as Hyde Anakin as Forman Obi Wan as Kelso Rex as Fez General Grievous on Jerry Springer The USS Enterprise taking on the Death Star and winning. Finding a piece of the clone wars show that doesn't spit in canon's face. Droids ever developing a sense of humor. William Shatner appearing as Darth Speech Impediment Bruce Campbell vs Kyle Katarn in a battle of the titans
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