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DarthRevan211 Registered: Feb '08	Date Posted: 8/8 5:46pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Meaningful EU character cameos, that'd be pretty cool. Also, a sort of history episode where it would be an in-universe look at a bunch of the biggest conflicts of Star Wars history narrated by Yoda meant to teach padawans about the dangers of war. It would pretty much be an EU-lover's dream.
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Kualan Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 8/9 7:04am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread - Date Edited: 8/9 7:05am (1 edits total) Edited By: Kualan
	- Mace Windu getting his hair cut. - Cad Bane using his hat as a parachute. - Kit Fisto pausing mid-fight to 'untangle' his head-tentacles. - Ki-Adi-Mundi leading a charge through a Separatist fortress, only to knock himself out running through a low door. - Anakin decides to consult Plo Koon on the growing darkness he can feel rising within himself, resulting in a tear-filled angsty confession of his love for Padme, his fear for their future and his concern for the Jedi Order, only to discover that Plo Koon is asleep behind his mask. - Cad Bane steals a Holocron from the Jedi Temple, and has to outrun a giant boulder in order to escape with it. - In space, Anakin escapes a Separatist ambush, only to crash into the opening paragraph of Attack of the Clones. - Grievous kidnaps Padme, then ties her to a train track whilst wearing a top hat and cape, laughing evilly to himself and rubbing his hands together. -----signature----- http://starwarscomic.webs.com/ - My Star Wars: The Clone Wars Online Comic series! Background Jedi Fanboy!
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 8/9 7:47am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Kualan posted: - Mace Windu getting his hair cut. - Cad Bane using his hat as a parachute. - Kit Fisto pausing mid-fight to 'untangle' his head-tentacles. - Ki-Adi-Mundi leading a charge through a Separatist fortress, only to knock himself out running through a low door. - Anakin decides to consult Plo Koon on the growing darkness he can feel rising within himself, resulting in a tear-filled angsty confession of his love for Padme, his fear for their future and his concern for the Jedi Order, only to discover that Plo Koon is asleep behind his mask. - Cad Bane steals a Holocron from the Jedi Temple, and has to outrun a giant boulder in order to escape with it. - In space, Anakin escapes a Separatist ambush, only to crash into the opening paragraph of Attack of the Clones. - Grievous kidnaps Padme, then ties her to a train track whilst wearing a top hat and cape, laughing evilly to himself and rubbing his hands together. Those are great! I mentioned earlier 'Plo Koon having a romantic subplot, but yours is just so much easier to digest. XD -Eeth Koth reveals he survived, and fights Agen Kolar over who gets to be THE Zabrak -Saesee Tiin's only hope of escape is to hijack a small fighter, but the cockpit is too small for his head-horns -Oppo Rancicis gets a perm and looks GORGEOUS -Oppo Rancicis dyes his hair -Oppo Rancicis shaves his hair into weird styles -Mandalorian leader/high priest by the name of Traviss appears (actually, would be a nifty tribute) -Hondo Ohnaka is featured in a massive story arc with episode titles being "The Curse of the Obsidian Krayt Dragon Pearl", "Dead Being's Durasteel Container" and "At Galaxy's Edge", featuring a cameo by the Yuuzhan Vong, and a guest star of Johnny Depp -Jeeeediiiii.....zooooombiiiiieeees... -Asajj Ventress reveals her lightsabers have a 'nunchuk' mode, as seen in Battlefront 2 -Swan Lake and the 2001 Space Odyssey theme are played during a zero-gravity fight scene -Pin-ups of Kaminoans, Wookiees, Mon Calamari, or for that matter, Kel Dors -Clones make wolf whistle and cat call sounds when an attractive female passes by -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Kualan Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 8/9 8:54am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread - Date Edited: 8/9 8:55am (1 edits total) Edited By: Kualan
	koonfan posted: -Swan Lake and the 2001 Space Odyssey theme are played during a zero-gravity fight scene My new favourite - As with Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar, Adi Gallia and Stass Allie fight it out only to end up getting their headdresses tangled up. - Grievous drinks a glass of water and his cough is cured. - A Gran senator who isn't killed off within a minute of being introduced. - A recurring theme throughout the series in which everytime Saesee Tiin appears, he has recently had his horn repaired, only for it to be broken again by the end of the episode. - Ki-Adi-Mundi and his men take cover in a trench, only for his elongated head to poke out over the top and reveal their position. - A flashback episode shows members of the Jedi Council several decades ago sporting 60s/70s-style fashion; Windu has an afro, Plo Koon's goggles are star-shaped, Dooku has waist-length hair and a headband, etc - Ventress trying on a wig. - Windu trying on a wig. - Ventress and Windu swapping wigs. - Ahsoka ignites her saber reverse-style, inadvertently impaling a clone stood behind her. -----signature----- http://starwarscomic.webs.com/ - My Star Wars: The Clone Wars Online Comic series! Background Jedi Fanboy!
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Sith-Lord-Gunray Title: Moderator Emeritus Registered: Aug '03	Date Posted: 8/9 9:44am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	I would love to see an in depth romance between Passel Argentine and San Hill. I think this would really get fans to appreciate their underrated characters. -----signature----- Mothers scream ”Little children now run away” But I’ll be the snake wherever they’ll play.
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 8/10 1:06am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Kualan posted: - As with Eeth Koth and Agen Kolar, Adi Gallia and Stass Allie fight it out only to end up getting their headdresses tangled up. - Grievous drinks a glass of water and his cough is cured. - A Gran senator who isn't killed off within a minute of being introduced. - A recurring theme throughout the series in which everytime Saesee Tiin appears, he has recently had his horn repaired, only for it to be broken again by the end of the episode. - Ki-Adi-Mundi and his men take cover in a trench, only for his elongated head to poke out over the top and reveal their position. - A flashback episode shows members of the Jedi Council several decades ago sporting 60s/70s-style fashion; Windu has an afro, Plo Koon's goggles are star-shaped, Dooku has waist-length hair and a headband, etc - Ventress trying on a wig. - Windu trying on a wig. - Ventress and Windu swapping wigs. - Ahsoka ignites her saber reverse-style, inadvertently impaling a clone stood behind her. Awesome. XD -It is revealed just who exactly started the Freakin' Sweet Hat craze: Ki-Adi-Mundi, K'Kruhk, or mysterious Freakin' Sweet Hat Wearing Character? -In said flashback episode, Qui-Gon's robes are decidedly more colourful, to the extent that he looks suspiciously like a hippy -Tyvokka, Plo Koon's Wookiee master, appears in the flashback episode so dishelved and messed up that he looks like a giant Cousin It from the Adams Family -Wigged-out Windu and Ventress engage in a fight...and end up swapping wigs with various acrobatics -Someone wielding a double-ended lightsaber actually accidentally slices something apart. Troops, limbs, etc..... -A Bith character gets annoyed when people ask him whether he's in a band -Ithorian industrialist levels cities and replaces them with lush vegetation in the name of profit -Mace Windu leads the Jedi in creating promotional songs and jingles to raise the morale of their troops, producing such hits as 'Terra Firma, Atmospheric Anomaly, and Plasma Laser' (Earth, Wind and Fire), 'I'm a Badass Mutha-Kriffer' and 'When I Point, You Shatter' -Clones tell overly serious citizens that they're taking the situation waaaaay too seriously -Various members of this forum become so renowned that they are immortalised as Star Wars characters making guest stars. (Koon Fan, Kel Dorian reporter covering Plo Koon's exploits in the war and aspiring novelist XD) -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Kualan Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 8/10 5:14am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: Koon Fan, Kel Dorian reporter covering Plo Koon's exploits in the war and aspiring novelist XD That is so going in my comic series! -----signature----- http://starwarscomic.webs.com/ - My Star Wars: The Clone Wars Online Comic series! Background Jedi Fanboy!
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 8/10 6:07am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Kualan posted: That is so going in my comic series! Wow, thanks! Also, little off-topic, your comics are actually quite well made, with good scale and models used. And I dig that preview of the third issue. XD -An episode that revolves solely around a plucky rag-tag cantina band, akin to Max Rebo's group, with NO mention to the main characters whatsoever. I'm sure the 'dark times' fans would lap this up in a second! (Note: I have nothing against the dark times. I think they're a great opportunity to show other parts of Star Wars which provide great storytelling potential. I will note, however, that it is unlikely that Lucasarts will animate an actual 'dark times'-esque episode within the Clone Wars itself XD) -Holoboards advertise Dorin as a vacation spot. Enjoy our brisk atmosphere! (Caution: Brisk atmosphere contains Dorium which may prove lethal to non-Kel Dorians) Witness the wonder of the twin black holes of our system! (Please follow pre-approved hyperspace lanes and always fly within government sanctioned routes) -Celegians (brain-in-a-jar aliens) make a cameo as props in a 'mad scientist' episode -Clones make inappropriate comments of Ki-Adi-Mundi's polygamous culture...on-screen. -K'Kruhk appears to die in an episode only to come back. While every other character is extremely shocked, the clones under his command just treat it like an everyday happening (actually, I WOULD like to see this scene XD) -Rodian bounty hunter character shoots first in a scene, and it's played as straight and ruthless -Cad Bane shot first phenomenon -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Kualan Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 8/11 1:45am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: Also, little off-topic, your comics are actually quite well made, with good scale and models used. And I dig that preview of the third issue. XD Thanks very much! Though I can't take any credit for the models. Some more! - Someone tells Jar Jar that he 'seems like an intelligent kind of guy'. - The Separatists release a giant ape-like creature into Coruscant's Senate District, which proceeds to climb to the top of 500 Republica clutching Padme in one hand and swiping at passing gunships with the other. - The Separatist Council tease Wat Tambor about the location of his breathing suit controls. - Spock, Princess Toadstool, Aslan and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man all appear as background senators. - Saesee Tiin grows annoyed by people constantly asking him why he 'looks so horny' then sniggering. - Shaak Ti hits someone for referring to Ahsoka as a 'young Shaak Ti'. - A Jedi who isn't able to understand what an astromech droid is saying when it whistles. - Cad Bane being arrested for 'shooting the sheriff'. - A Separatist commander named Na'pol Eon. - A Kaminoan fitting into a turbolift. -----signature----- http://starwarscomic.webs.com/ - My Star Wars: The Clone Wars Online Comic series! Background Jedi Fanboy!
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 8/11 3:50am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Kualan posted: Thanks very much! Though I can't take any credit for the models. Some more! - Someone tells Jar Jar that he 'seems like an intelligent kind of guy'. - The Separatists release a giant ape-like creature into Coruscant's Senate District, which proceeds to climb to the top of 500 Republica clutching Padme in one hand and swiping at passing gunships with the other. - The Separatist Council tease Wat Tambor about the location of his breathing suit controls. - Spock, Princess Toadstool, Aslan and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man all appear as background senators. - Saesee Tiin grows annoyed by people constantly asking him why he 'looks so horny' then sniggering. - Shaak Ti hits someone for referring to Ahsoka as a 'young Shaak Ti'. - A Jedi who isn't able to understand what an astromech droid is saying when it whistles. - Cad Bane being arrested for 'shooting the sheriff'. - A Separatist commander named Na'pol Eon. - A Kaminoan fitting into a turbolift. Pity that Wellington doesn't seem quite exotic enough, though you could try a Cerean at a stretch...XD Something that's got me wondering, though. Do the model workers still work on making new stuff,like TCW-models? Anyhoo, once more, more stuff! -Separatist reports always include 'and we lost San Hill', only for San Hill to exclaim that he's not dead -Ithorian throat singers harmonise with themselves in singing contests -Characters are thrown into a singing contest by a planet's culture to win its people over, and the main cast each sings a two or three minute piece. The Separatists, short of actual officers, bring in a tactical droid to sing the Star Wars equivalent of 'Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto' -Clones engage in online dating services via the holonet, and some are ridiculed for it -The giant ape creature encounters a Space Dragon exposed to and mutated by vast amounts of cosmic radiation. The two giant monsters duke it out all over Coruscant, causing massive damage And a bunch of last lines/conversations we'll never see... "You'll never take me alive! Uh, wait, let me rephrase that-" "Oh yeah?" "Bet you I CAN!" "Sure. That sounds like a great idea!" "Be careful with that, <character>!" "Ahhh, what's the worst that could happen?" "(surrounded by Jedi) ...Oh, forget it. (aims blaster at self)" "Now, which end is up for this lightsab-" "You and what army? ......Oh." "(singsong) Always look on the briiiight side of life..." "Sir, I calculate the odds of survival at (inordinately unlikely number)" "Never tell me the odds!" "This railing seems a little shaky, are you sure you- (Wilhelm scream)" "I figured it'll cook faster if I set it to 9000 degrees for one minute." "You nerf-herder, that's not how you-" "You can't stop me! I have a freakin' sweet hat!" -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Kualan Registered: Dec '08	Date Posted: 8/11 4:07am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: Something that's got me wondering, though. Do the model workers still work on making new stuff,like TCW-models? Yep, the Ventress model is based on the TCW version and created by someone named 'Hirman'; he has also recently completed an Ahsoka model which is awaiting validation before being downloadable, and seems close to completing none other than Cad Bane! koonfan posted: -Characters are thrown into a singing contest by a planet's culture to win its people over, and the main cast each sings a two or three minute piece. The Separatists, short of actual officers, bring in a tactical droid to sing the Star Wars equivalent of 'Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto' Hahahaha! koonfan posted: And a bunch of last lines/conversations we'll never see... "Master! You're alive after all!" "Don't worry, my Padawan, I'm not going anywh--" "My powers have doubled since the last time we met!" ( ) "Don't worry, men, they couldn't hit a rancor at this dist--" "Actually, Mr Bane, I think this galaxy is big enough for the two of us!" "Pfft, Grievous is just another droid. How tough can he be?" -----signature----- http://starwarscomic.webs.com/ - My Star Wars: The Clone Wars Online Comic series! Background Jedi Fanboy!
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 8/11 6:05am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Kualan posted: "Master! You're alive after all!" "Don't worry, my Padawan, I'm not going anywh--" "My powers have doubled since the last time we met!" ( ) "Don't worry, men, they couldn't hit a rancor at this dist--" "Actually, Mr Bane, I think this galaxy is big enough for the two of us!" "Pfft, Grievous is just another droid. How tough can he be?" And more last lines... "Wow! I never thought we'd get out of that one!" "There's no logical way that's going to-" "......YAAAAAAAY! WE MADE IT! " "Tell my wife I love her!" "We're clones, we don't have wives." "It's.....beeeeaaaaauuuuutiiiiifuuuuul!" "Everyone knows that Greedo shot fir-" "Everyone knows that Han shot fir-" "I think they both shot at the same ti-" "Y'know, nobody cares about this whole who-shot-first cra-" "Oh, uh, shoot...well, I can't pay you off right now, Mr. Bane, but would you be willing to accept a loan with a very high interest rate?" "Jar-Jar, you moro-" (He hasn't actually caused any deaths......yet ) "Really, Agen Kolar. Do you really think your fists can solve this problem?" "Sir, this planetary bombardment is getting me worried!" "Ahhh, relax. It's just one ship. I doubt it'll get anywhere near us!" "Alright, Ventress, I give up, but tell me one thing. Are you a Sith, or aren't you? It's really giving the report writers a headache." And of course... "We can't stop him! He's got a freakin' sweet hat!" "RUN!" -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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Gry Sarth Title: Moderator: LACWAC Registered: Jun '99	Date Posted: 8/11 7:00am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	koonfan posted: "Jar-Jar, you moro-" (He hasn't actually caused any deaths......yet ) Gran senator Kharrus would beg to differ. Actually his broken-necked, squashed-under-a-pile-of-rocks, impaled-by-his-own-Staff-of-Ra corpse would beg to differ. -----signature----- If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.
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DarthJohnkenobi Registered: Aug '04	Date Posted: 8/11 2:15pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	Clones on leave are shown hanging out in a Twi'lek brothel Ventress hosting an episode dedicated to Sith interior decorating, Martha Stewart style The Seperatists actually winning at the end of the episode -----signature----- Lover of Yellow lightsabers, Eater of Ewoks, Shaver of Wookies and Lover of Twi'lek women
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koonfan Registered: Oct '08	Date Posted: 8/12 1:17am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
	DarthJohnKenobi posted: Ventress hosting an episode dedicated to Sith interior decorating, Martha Stewart style "You wear the trappings of a Sith, you fight like the Sith...you use dark decor and upholstery like the Sith...but these can be imitated, however. You lack a vital quality found in all Sith...Sith have no fear. And they don't make their rooms look minimalist, either." -When Cad Bane tells someone 'let's be civilised about this', they proceed to discuss the terms of capture over tea in a finely-decorated room -Ahsoka asks Jedi Masters about romance and reproduction, with various responses -Jar Jar returns with clone trooper training, but towards the end, breaks his legs and is forced to continue being a representative -Plo Koon mocks opponents he's fighting in space("That's right. I can fight. IN SPACE.") -LOLcat character -That's not really Bossk. That's his relative, who also happens to be named Bossk. He gets offended when people assume that all Trandoshans wear the same yellow jumpsuit -Cad Bane ties captive Jedi to a table with a laser deathtrap about to reach them and delivers a Bond-villain type speech. Embo, the Hat-bounty hunter, appears as his minion. -With no access to proper hologram displays, the Republic forces are reduced to reenacting tactical simulations with action figures -With regards to action figures, some characters get a little carried away (to rip off a Spongebob scene) (Clone: (swinging Separatist doll) AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST! Tom Kenny Jedi: Stop that! There's no way we'll be able to use a giant fist on the enemy leader! Clone: Oh. ........AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT-) -An episode revolves around trading card games and how they are somehow linked to the fate of the universe (And courtesy of Mekairinek...) -Cad Bane attempts to get a manicure, only to find he has no nails -Cad Bane puts out a rap record called 'Soulja Boi' -----signature----- Season 2: Preview-free since episode three! =D This is Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Adventure, not Star-Wars-Galaxy-of-Angst “Only a diseased mind thinks Plo Koon is the best character."-George Lucas
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