Author Topic: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
GARTH_MAUL  8388 posts
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48381_Luminara (508092)
Date Posted: 8/12 10:02pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
It would be cool to see the clones "on leave" somewhere.

Sometimes it's the little, "in-between" moments that really flesh out the GFFA for me.

 

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ILuvJarJar  1398 posts
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Date Posted: 8/14 4:40pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
A love triangle between Obi,Anikan and Padme

 

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XCell  326 posts
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Date Posted: 8/14 5:52pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Some possibible things we'll never see..

-A 'Star Wars Musical' episode.
-See-Threepio finishing his 'human cyborg relations' line.
-Pink lightsabers.
-Ventress gets a tan and a blonde wig.
-Ahsoka confiding to Padme that she has a crush on Anakin.
-Hutts in battle.
-Unattractive female Jedi.
-Anakin meeting up again with Cliegg Lars, who is voiced by Mark Hamill.
-Yoda being made a fool of.
-Obi-Wan giving his lightsaber to Jar Jar for safekeeping.
-Dooku talking fast.
-Obi-Wan trying to comb his unmoveable clay hair.
-A young Han Solo playing ball with Rotta the Hutt.


 

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Ludo_Kressh  6211 posts
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Date Posted: 8/15 7:05am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread - Date Edited: 8/15 7:06am (1 edits total) Edited By: Ludo_Kressh
[When Cad Bane tells someone 'let's be civilised about this', they proceed to discuss the terms of capture over tea in a finely-decorated room

Cad Bane attempts to get a manicure, only to find he has no nails

"Oh, uh, shoot...well, I can't pay you off right now, Mr. Bane, but would you be willing to accept a loan with a very high interest rate?"


Cad Bane ties captive Jedi to a table with a laser deathtrap about to reach them and delivers a Bond-villain type speech. Embo, the Hat-bounty hunter, appears as his minion.



laugh laugh tongue

And from the 'how should Cad Bane die' thread:

-Cad Bane going out literally in a blaze of glory a la Denethor from ROTK.

And...Cad Bane visiting a dentist.

 

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Date Posted: 8/17 12:05pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Something we'll never see but which I still hope for... :P

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DarthJohnkenobi  944 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 12:53pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
-Hutts in battle.

I can see it now! Big lumbering slugs slithering savagely into battle, frog-kabobs held high, tongues writhing, saliva flying in the wind!!

Some line ups could include:

Hutts vs Dugs
Hutts vs Talz
Hutts vs Ugnaughts

 

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Ludo_Kressh  6211 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 3:39pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Cad Bane and Grievous dancing a waltz together....okay, I know, that was totally random. tongue

We'll never see anyone doing normal, mundane everyday life things such as going to the bathroom, changing into clothes, going grocery shopping, etc...(I don't know why, but I always think of these things when I see some of the characters wearing those strange outfits and that they are hardly ever shown eating in CW. tongue )

 

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Gry Sarth  1930 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 3:53pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Actually, we've seen an impressive amount of eating in the Clone Wars. Off the top of my head I can recall Ahsoka, Numa and someone else chewing on those chalk rods and also there was the weequay banquet.

 

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koonfan  526 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 7:11pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Kualan posted:
Something we'll never see but which I still hope for... :P

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Awesomeness. I'd actually love it if they recycled ALL of Ki-Adi-Mundi's lines one way or another seeing as he's the only other Jedi to speak in the films. XD

Ludo_Kressh posted:
We'll never see anyone doing normal, mundane everyday life things such as going to the bathroom, changing into clothes, going grocery shopping, etc...(I don't know why, but I always think of these things when I see some of the characters wearing those strange outfits and that they are hardly ever shown eating in CW. tongue )

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Gry Sarth posted:
Actually, we've seen an impressive amount of eating in the Clone Wars. Off the top of my head I can recall Ahsoka, Numa and someone else chewing on those chalk rods and also there was the weequay banquet.

There was also The Hidden Enemy. The cafeteria played a part in the story. Not a big part, but a part. tongue

 

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Cash_Fendar  175 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 8:20pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Luke : I can't beleive it!
Yoda : That is why you fail.
Luke : No, I mean, I can't believe you couldn't have vaccuumed out the interior. There's a funky smell, and like frogs and s@#t in there!

 

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GARTH_MAUL  8388 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 10:14pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Uh...that's not The Clone Wars material. happy

koonfan and kualan have some classics in here.


I would pay a lot of money to see some Hutts in action.

 

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GGrievous  623 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 10:16pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Here is one:

Jabba "doing something" to Rotta. Hense, why he isn't mentioned in the EU after TCW :P

 

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Cash_Fendar  175 posts
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Date Posted: 8/17 11:21pm Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
Uh......so what.

 

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Gry Sarth  1930 posts
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Date Posted: 8/18 12:31am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread
So, this is a Clone Wars thread.

 

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koonfan  526 posts
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Date Posted: 8/18 12:44am Subject: The 'Stuff-We'll-Never-See' Thread - Date Edited: 8/18 12:48am (1 edits total) Edited By: koonfan
Cash_Fendar posted:
Luke : I can't beleive it!
Yoda : That is why you fail.
Luke : No, I mean, I can't believe you couldn't have vaccuumed out the interior. There's a funky smell, and like frogs and s@#t in there!

Well, it's technically stuff we'll likely never see, as lines that would never be delivered. I ventured there with my list of 'last words'. tongue

GARTH_MAUL posted:
koonfan and kualan have some classics in here.

Yaaay! We've got classics! We've done good, kualan! grin
Glad people seem to be liking this thread...probably one of my few show-independent threads that lasted long without the need for new materials. Once Plo Koon gets in a season 2 appearance, though, I'm bringing his thread back with a vengeance. tongue

For more stuff we likely won't see...
-A Hutt tells his servants something to the effect of 'I could use the exercise'
-A 'Holonet' website once had the headline "Local man ruins EVERYTHING". Imagine if we finally found out what happened. laugh
-Simon the Killer Ewok appears as part of Cad Bane's posse
-Coruscant high society hires an unlikely musical group for a gala event....the Max Rebo Band
-The song Jedi Rocks from the special edition of ROTJ originated from undercover Jedi Knights busting a groove
-Count Dooku informs his learners that criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot
-Kit Fisto's ginormous anime-sized eyes get multiple dust specks in them (MAH EYES! MAH BEAUTIFUL EYES, MON!)
-Zabrak characters go for a manicure and have their horns done
-Despite rampant marketing and being hyped up, the bounty hunter 'team' only lasts for a single episode before they are torn apart by in-fighting, backstabbing and greed (They won't do that in just one episode...right? tongue )
-General Grievous is forced by Count Dooku into a PR stunt for the Confederacy wherein he sings the Star Wars equivalent of 'Modern Major General'
-Cad Bane is pursued by major characters in a Republic-controlled area, but escapes by alerting the public to their presence and slipping away while they're hounded by their fanboys
-An entire episode is transcribed from an improv session by Greg Proops and his old Whose Line Is It Anyway buddies, and the rest of the episode is animated around what they make up

And some lines I figure we won't see...
Plo Koon: Is it so hard to believe that I had a romantic interest once? What, did you think that Kel Dorians reproduce asexually? Like we're some kind of giant amoeba?

Ahsoka: I made a mistake! Is that so hard to believe? (gives a knowing look at the audience)

Rex: (next to another Clone character) You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good. cool

Mace Windu: Y'know, maybe I am too tightly wound. I mean, why do you think I went bald?

Palpatine: Well, krif. That didn't go as planned at all.
Dooku: Come again, master?
Palpatine: Eh, I mean...Yeeeesss, all according to plan, a step closer to the fall of the Jedi!

Holonet: Welcome to the Holonet News Network! Joining us tonight are Koon Fan, Grywry Warthsarth, Deebray Nan'Thris, Ku-Al-An! I'm your host, Marth Gaul! ( tongue )

Count Dooku: General. Ventress. I am afraid we're letting you go. It's more cost-effective to use tactical droids and bounty hunters.
Grievous: But we provide countless victories against lesser-skilled opponents! We've taken planets! Natural resources! Governments!
Dooku: Do you honestly think our audience cares about all that?
Ventress: What? Audience?
Dooku: Lord Sidious, I mean. He's our audience.

 

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