Mikko_Slitherhorn posted:
I absolutely LOVE these references to AOTC 
Thanks! Ki-Adi-Mundi's my favourite punching bag for stealing all those lines, but I'm sure I'll grow to love him even more. XD
LittleMissNightsaber posted:
We'll never see Asajj with hair.
OR how Padmé got pregnant. 
Oh, behave!
RoderulijKumar posted:
A good Grievous episode.
THAT is a matter of opinion and has yet to be seen, though I'll agree that for the people who want to see the tragic, dignified warrior god shreds of Grievous' past, TCW has been VERY unflattering so far. 
Now that their villains roster is larger, though, we just might see him used as a more effective antagonist.
Now let's see if we can't come up with new things...
-Cad Bane bumps his head and starts wearing sombreros 'while tall-king liiike zeees, senor'
-Ahsoka uses the word krif, and receives a firm reprimand from a master. She points out Rex as the one who taught it to her.
-It's further retconned that General Grievous worked for the Banking Clan as a debt collector to put himself through a proper academy.
-Someone notes the irony that Plo Koon's such a skilled pilot when approaching from the front, yet seems to be especially vulnerable from the rear
-An amorous character appears and flirts with all the females of the series (yes, there's been some flirting already ). His voice actor? Mike Myers.
-A truly morally ambiguous episode is produced, but it's so mired and convoluted by the complexities of the characters that the characters themselves and even the audience wonders 'what the heck was that?'. The producers of the show put out an apology and start working on one that's a little clearer...
-One or both of the major factions create satirical holo productions to mock their adversaries, a'la Robot Chicken, and their voice actors are the whole crew of that show.
-Jailed characters are thrown into a talent night contest. Whorm Lhoathsom does his best Sean Connery impression, Wat Tambor beatboxes, and Lok Duurd does a Hikaru Sulu impression
-Ziro the Hutt reveals that his foolish manner is a ruse to hide the fact that he's actually a major manipulator in the war...yet even when revealing it, the Jedi just can't seem to take him seriously
-The Republic brings in Twi'lek pin-up girls to visit the clones in order to boost morale
-The idea of the Republic occupying a planet and making things worse with their occupation is a fairly common way to present their darker side. WHAT IF there was a planet which, after being liberated and occupied by the Republic, actually IMPROVES?
(Well, there's Ryloth.)
(Yes, well, we'll just have to wait and see there.)
And as for dialogue...
Grievous: I don't get it! HOW can I continue to LOSE to the Jedi?! All my life, I have been trained for war!
Ventress: Well, let's see. Firstly, you keep on insisting on fighting their BEST warriors, and secondly, before you joined our cause, you spent your whole life fighting BARBARIC INSECTS and being a THREATENING DEBT COLLECTOR.
Grievous:  Those insects had hyperdrive, at least.
Ventress: ....Barbaric.
Wat Tambor: San Hill? But...how did you escape that battle? No (bwooooeeeewooooowooooo) living being could have eluded General <Jedi>!
San Hill: WHY is everyone surprised to hear that I'm alive and well? I'll bet I'll outlive the rest of you!
Whorm Lhoathsom: Ohhhh, ye'll take th' high route, and I'll take th' low route, and I'll be in Kerkoidia afoooooore ye...
Cad Bane: Everybody QUIET! Now ah don't care who shot first or what kind of bounty hunter mah actions make me...all I know is that y'all are givin' me a real headache!
Obi-Wan: (undercover) (attempting a gangster accent awkwardly) You looking at me? ARE you looking at me? You have not got nothing on me! Uh.....buddy! No, wait, punk! (gangsters glare) (smugly, to self) Oh, I'm good.
Anakin: (undercover) (shakes head and facepalms) Oy...
Online Receptionist: <Separatist faction>, please stay on the line. Your call will be attended to in the order in which it was received. Your patronage is of the utmost importance to us. Thank you. (waiting music) Please hold. Your call is of the utmost importance to us.
Senator: (puts down receiver)........Alright, guess we'll join the Republic.
Ki-Adi-Mundi: I am a SEXY BEING, baby, yeah!
Saesee Tiin: I hate it when he gets like this...
Kit Fisto: I dunno, mon. I find it rather amusin'!
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