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xanatos1975
Title: Louisville KY FF CR
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Feb '04
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6/19 1:51pm
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You know you're a Star Wars fan when...
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I thought this would be funny to start. It is similar to Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck jokes except for the obvious Star Wars references. I will start it off.
When you go to a restaurant, order the onion rings, and in the middle of eating them you hold on up and say, "Look sir, Droids!"
You refer to your wedding band as a "restraining bolt." (lol, my wife HATES that one)
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Havoc1976
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6/19 6:57pm
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Those were pretty good. 
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mindtwister_138
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You know you're a Star Wars fan when....
You pretend you're flying a Tie or X-wing while driving (every day folks!)
You call your vehicle "Red 5"
Anything long and thin becomes a lightsaber
You quote Star Wars without even realizing it.
LOL! I may have more soon. Funny how all those pertain to me.
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xanatos1975
Title: Louisville KY FF CR
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6/20 6:37am
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You can speak a Star Wars language fluently/almost fluently/pretty well. (H'chu apenkie! Gutan anolia!)
You can read and write Aurebesh
You've ever gotten into a fight with a Trekkie
You named/are planning to name your kids after Star Wars characters. (Guilty  next son will be named Jacen)
After having come out of a bathroom you say, "I thought they smelled bad on the outside"
When you go through an automatic door at a grocery store/Walmart/Meijers you wave your hand like your using the force (even though you know it's automatic you still like to pretend)
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Havoc1976
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6/20 1:55pm
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At your wedding, instead of a wedding march that your wife to be walks down to, it's the Imperial March.
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xanatos1975
Title: Louisville KY FF CR
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6/27 6:08am
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When a supermarket checkout bleeps, you say ‘thank you, Artoo.’
A walk in the park is actually a trek through Endor’s landscape
Any mistakes in the films are not mistakes – they were put there on purpose to see if people would notice.
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