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Mrs_Kitty Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:15pm Subject: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!* - Date Edited: 5/13/03 12:57am (4 edits total) Edited By: cbjedi
	ALL HAIL BLUE YODA! Welcome to the home of the BLUE YODA SOCIETY!!!! Truly great are we. Here you find the latest installment of the teachings of the Blue one. Here you will find more lunacy, stupidity and dumbness. In this new home we will once again discuss the berry, the stick, the leaf and the life saver. A brief history of the BYS.... .....It all started on the 13th of May 2002 with one crazy post in the Attack of the Clones forum of the JC: ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply This was the first post of a thread titled "Yoda a different color?" created by a JC member named Chewycharmy. Considered by many as a rather "imbalanced" fellow, Chewycharmy felt compelled to convince the sometimes-humorless folk of the spoilers forums that Yoda would somehow turn blue in Episode III. Before too long, the bashers came out in full force, proposing the poster was on crack or some kind of hallucinogen to come up with such a preposterous theory. They even made fun of his intentional misspelling of the word lightsaber (life saver). It wasn't long before the mysterious Chewycharmy posted again: You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy [image=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hKBVwFoU9TEC:www.toshistation.com/images/ninjanien2.jpg] Chewycharmy Rather than seeing the pure, insane genius that lay in those posts, the critics and nay Sayers continued to flame the enigmatic poster. Finally, one JC member named Cheddar stepped forward to try to defend and make sense of what he was saying, then Chewycharmy appeared once again: you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy And then again: Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy Finally getting more of the story, JC members flocked to the thread to see what all the commotion was about. People were riveted by the moronic absurdity of it all. Many thought this had to be one of the funniest things ever to occur in JC history, or at least a clever prank. It is also believed that many a monitor and keyboard had to be replaced during this time due to people laughing and spitting out beverages on them. So with another mystery involving a stick revealed, the leaf and the berry were soon to follow before Chewycharmy was permanently banned from the JC for unrelated offenses: more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. Charmy Although this would be his last known post for the time being, Chewycharmy would continue to gain a following. It was about this time that the majority declared him a prophet rather than "Crack Head" and his posts became the cornerstone of what would become The Blue Yoda Society. Founded by Darth_Envy, The Blue Yoda Society started out simple enough. The main criteria for membership required one to read the entire thread, put "All Hail Blue Yoda" in your signature, write haikus and poems about the Blue Yoda, and enjoy the comfort of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Lando's Famous BBQ. The other criteria were for the prospective member to be a rambling, incoherent buffoon with a bent sense of humor. [image=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:20PvUkcn_y0C:www.amra.pl/star/27.jpg] Chewycharmy and our "Main Man" Lando The numbers continued to grow in our ranks much to the chagrin of the rest of the AOTC forum and we were soon sent to the Misc. Forums to hopefully die a quiet death. Luckily, our lunacy and notoriety began to spread to the entire JC, taking in new members from all corners of the boards. It wouldn't be long before we outgrew the Misc. Forums and Darth Attorney had us moved to the "Community". For many, this was the final test to see if we were really a legitimate organization of the JC. We were happy to find the transition was smooth and we are now stronger than ever. In our time here at the JCC, we have seen many new and exciting changes. Old members came back to the fold, SySnooty took over as Supreme Chancellor, which has now been handed down to our new Supreme Chancellor Leonard_Shelby, and a solid, more cohesive High Council evolved. Our esteemed dArth wenley even created a new and improved message board called Lando's 3.1 plus a new website, and best of all, more teachings of Chewycharmy were discovered recently in the form of "sock" posts now known as The Blue Sea Scrolls. We were very excited to find those. We now have a political part, The Blue Yoda Party. This is our official effort for political party representation in the forums and to elect Darth Envy as President of the JC. With Leonard Shelby as his running mate. We are but simple imbeciles, but we are proud of our traditions and our Blue heritage. ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY ROSTER AS OF February , 2003 Chewycharmy---------------------------"Prophet" HIGH COUNCIL Leonard_Shelby--------------------------Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life//Chamberlain & Master of Protocol SPACEMONKEY20-------------------------Supreme Vice-Chancellor For Life TIE1138----------------------------------Chief Assistant to the Chancellor//Recruiting Coordinator Darth_Wenley----------------------------Keeper of Lando's and the BYS Site Ghosts_Of_Anakin------------------------Sergeant at Arms--Official booter of those needing booting DarthNomis------------------------------Chief of Security Mrs_Kitty---------------------------------Dean of Admissions MASTERS Darth Envy------------------------------- High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE SySnooty---------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE Master Salty------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SV-CFLE Wicket1138------------------------------High Council Emeritus Ugly Dookling-----------------------------High Council Emeritus The_Farce--------------------------------High Council Emeritus Darth_Yorrick----------------------------High Council Emeritus Wedges Nephews 2nd Cousin------------High Council Emeritus The Lurker--------------------------------High Council Emeritus LoyalJedi BlackJebus Fite2Unite MasterCurenga EarthMachOne HumanJedi_24 PaplooTheory Paul-Skywalker Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Azzgunther KNIGHTS DorkmanScott Master Ood YouAgain Padawan_adri Dark_Jedi_Kam Master_Yaddle NaboosPrincess KrystalBlaze Padawan915 Jedi_Master_Mom PADAWANS Akumz_Razor-------------------------->TIE1138 Lysonicstorm-------------------------->PaplooTheory InsaneosX----------------------------->SPACEMONKEY20 PadmeSolo---------------------------->Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Nirvana-------------------------------->Padawan915 Jedi_Satimber------------------------->Ghosts_Of_Anakin Darth_Falcon-------------------------->The Lurker Sandjo-Koharr------------------------->Free Agent (Looking for a Master) MEMBERS EMERITUS Darth_Arakis------------------------------High Council Emeritus/Creator of the E-Z Board DiMiT--------------------------------------High Council Emeritus JediSaralyn-------------------------------High Council Emeritus Cheddar IfAnakinLikedJazz Fatt_Fett Blue_Yoda_Forever Darth_Reaper George15 TheYodaPagoda Kal0527 Kun2112 Bluethunder YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Death-sticks XR73627794 Pooja Zeekveerko JediJenLightsaber HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ Jedi-Mind-Trick RidingMyCaroselOnYou Jake_Barnes AdamBertocci Keith71_98 Deranged Monkey, M.D. BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NathanDahlin DarthSapient Vertical DarthAttorney Our other home... Lando’s 3.1 Visit our new website! Blue Yoda Society Official Site Membership Requirements 1. Announce your desire to join on the thread 2. Read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0BYS 1.0 3. The rest of the requirements can be found hereClick Me 4. Any questions about membership can be directed to our Dean of Admissions, Mrs_Kitty. That’s me. Ok, here goes our first thread without any numbers. I hope y’all like it. I would like to thank Space and Lenny on helping me with the title. Now.......lets all have a Pabst and get stupid! -----signature----- BYS since 7/29 Petite Keeper of Blue Yoda's Blue Cats "I assume I need no introduction." "I am no man." "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
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Padawan915 Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:17pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!* - Date Edited: 2/10/03 10:20pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Padawan915
	Sweet new digs...brings in the Blue Blade and a few kegs of Pabst Let's start this thread off in style! All Hail Blue Yoda! Edit: Awesome title Kitty and I love the title, it rules all! Edit 2: First Post! Woot Woot! -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: SVC aka #2 aka Mr. Smithers Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia Join the Wiivolution "So I live by these two words, **** you, pay me" ` - Kanye West
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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:18pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	WOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!!!! A new beginning!!! Great job Kitty!!! ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!! GOA is A-OK!!
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Mrs_Kitty Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:18pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	Alright guys, now it is time for me to go to bed. Have fun!!!! -----signature----- BYS since 7/29 Petite Keeper of Blue Yoda's Blue Cats "I assume I need no introduction." "I am no man." "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
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Akumz_Razor Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:19pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	Halleluyah mah bruthahs an sistuhs! Praise be to him who is Yoda of the Blue! oh yes -----signature----- http://www.pilotproductions.us <- Cinemaphotography All Hail Blue Yoda! since 7/29/02 The Slow and Steady One of Moronic Bluepidity
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Darth_Falcon Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:19pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	Congrats Ladies and Gents... and Blue Yodas Glad i've been here for the fun. -----signature----- AHBY!!! \| HC Member \| The Flipped-out Flying Fool of Luminescent Lunacy http://blueyodasociety.com/ @ The Lurker
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dArTh_wenley Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:22pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	Are these chairs fashioned with leather? Very Stylish! Two things: Change the address of the new BY website to http://blueyoda.dirtyrubbish.com/ the other one doesn't work. Link to the other Membership requirements @ http://blueyoda.dirtyrubbish.com/joining.htm -----signature----- Bad Motivator - An R5-D4 Fansite \|\| http://r5d4.dirtyrubbish.com/ My JC Icons \|\| http://www.dirtyrubbish.com/customicons AHBY! ... always
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Mrs_Kitty Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:26pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	Done and Done Wenley -----signature----- BYS since 7/29 Petite Keeper of Blue Yoda's Blue Cats "I assume I need no introduction." "I am no man." "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
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MrMarcus Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:29pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	in on the first page of a monster thread
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DorkmanScott Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:29pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	At last I manage a post on the first page of a BYS thread! Woot! The fecal monster shares my glee. -----signature----- Yes We Did http://www.ryanvsdorkman.com Check out my blog: http://dorkmanscott.wordpress.com
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dArTh_wenley Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:30pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	For those who missed it: I would have gone through your list Lenny, except I didn't have enough time. Maybe next thread. -----signature----- Bad Motivator - An R5-D4 Fansite \|\| http://r5d4.dirtyrubbish.com/ My JC Icons \|\| http://www.dirtyrubbish.com/customicons AHBY! ... always
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Akumz_Razor Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:31pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	My God! This giant fecal monster will surely* devour us all!! *and don't call me surely. -----signature----- http://www.pilotproductions.us <- Cinemaphotography All Hail Blue Yoda! since 7/29/02 The Slow and Steady One of Moronic Bluepidity
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MrMarcus Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:32pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	hay, when is chewycharmy gonna be unband ?:\|
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Leonard_Shelby Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:32pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!* - Date Edited: 2/10/03 10:34pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Leonard_Shelby
	@ the new title!!! Sheer brilliance... Great work, Kitty... //Looks around I like the new digs...and the snazzy "No Thread Version number"....neat-O... //Sets bag of glass and box of sharp objects on the ground... AHHHHH....Stretches //Sets-up hammock and chugs his beer... [Mr. Pink]Now, where's the commode in this new mansion...I gotta take a squirt!![/Mr. Pink] //runs-off screaming ?:\| EDIT: That's ok, wen ole buddy... I'll definitely look forward to THAT pic... ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! "Are we alive, or just breathing?" -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Supreme Chancellor \|\| Master to ApolloSmileGirl Don't run your mouth about loyalty if you know nothing about it.
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Padawan915 Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:34pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	Well BYSers, I must go to sleep for the evening. I will place the Blue Blade away safely so that no one can harm us or steal our vast quantities of Pabst. Mmmm.....Pabst Cracks open a 40 of Pabst I like bacon AHBY! -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: SVC aka #2 aka Mr. Smithers Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia Join the Wiivolution "So I live by these two words, *** you, pay me" ` - Kanye West
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MrMarcus Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 2/10/03 10:36pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!*
	what
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