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TIE1138 Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:16am Subject: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later... - Date Edited: 7/25/03 4:25pm (5 edits total) Edited By: jedi-mind-trick
	yoda a different color: One Year & 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later... ~~~A DRUNKEN MESSAGE FROM THE CHANCELLOR'S HAMMOCK~~~ "This thread will die a natural death, Sithdos - just like all the other joke threads. It's already running out of steam. The followers of the Blue Yoda seem to have deserted the place. Perhaps the truth was too much for them to stand. A mass suicide? It's how most cults end..." - posted by The_Nameless_One a mere 18 hours after Chewycharmy made his first prophetic post... Hello, friends. [face_smile] I may be currently locked-away in the Big Brother House, but you KNOW that wasn't gonna stop me from saying somethin' on the most momumental of days....our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. What can I say? We've come a LONG ways in the last year. It truly is amazing. And it really has made sense.... Green and Green...CRack and CRAck...Monkey and Monkey...Simmons and Simmons. From our rogue days in the battle-scarred war zone of wild theories, bashing from non-believers, and unabashed insanity that was known simply as "yoda a different color" to now, the BYS can be defined stupidly in one word: O( )O. JUst think about it for a second...This is a serious post...don't knock my input. You know, looking back and reading that quote I posted at the beginning of this stupid thing really makes me chuckle and smile. That post was made when we weren't even a day old. JUst think about that. Less than a day and he was making that wild prediction...and he COULDN'T have been more incorrect. The BYS train hasn't slown-up one bit and it's been an entire year. How ***ed-up is that? I'll tell you how: VERY. It doesn't make sense at all that we're still here...but yet it does. It's mildy erotic, I tells ya... And with that said, let's get this historical thread-a-rollin'. Here's to another year of lunacy, drunkness, and nakedness in the Tequila Pool. Here's to another year of theories, haikus, and dumbass stories. And most importantly, here's to another year of good friends and good times. LET'S WAVE THAT BLUE FLAG HIGH!!! //raises Pabst in salute//* ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! Moronically spewed by... Leonard_Shelby BYS Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life --------------------------------------------------------------------- One year ago, in a forum far far away........ THE ENTIRE PROPHECY CHEWYCHARMY 5/13/02 10:27pm ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply 5/13/02 11:38pm You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy 5/14/02 9:43am you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy 5/14/02 11:34am Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy 5/14/02 11:58am more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy CAPTAINCOWMAN 5/14/02 12:28pm Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force?? 5/14/02 3:13pm I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the movie. Guys- I am not chewycharmy dont worry LIVE LONG BLUE YODA LIVE LONG 5/14/02 9:01pm I am chewycharmy, my name has been offically banned from this sight, Why? I have no idea. My beliefs on the yoda experience were true, i heard rumors, and i did some research. I would love to explain the ending of yodas journey into the swamp, however this post will probably be banned in 3 seconds. To the people that seek the truth, yoda will follow the path i have lead him on, you will not be in shock when you see the truth behind the little green guy. THis is my spoiler. Chewy 5/14/02 9:10pm yes and im going to greece tomorrow, charmychewy will live on. CHARMYCHEWY 5/15 12:53pm I will speak when there is silence. The mystery of the blue yoda will be unlocked. His stick is more than a mystery itself, that stick was went to break his fall...... So ive heard. The stick is more than just a stick, it is a rendetion of a saber, Yodas saber, Since yoda is light the stick never broke when he fell. Luke and everyone else actually see a stick, however yoda sees a saber, he thinks he has never fought yet, since the empire fried his brain. His mantality from the force was to strong to break to barrier. All he knows is the force, everything else is a blur. This proving luke was a conisadence, not destiny. 5/16/02 9:44am Silence my followers, silence. All hail blue Yoda. He is the great being. Commence the blue yoda, COMMENCE! In his blueness state of roughy 2 minutes, he has found the truth behind the truth. He knows now he can be defeated. YODA KNOWS MY FRIENDS HE KNOWS!! SILENCE! Yoda knew his saber form could never last, he could never blend in with his greeness and fight forever. SOmeone was going to change him to the blueness. Yoda was defeated, but never lost.!! He found a new home, the swamp, and he THINKS he still has his saber, but its only a stick! THe story of the blue yoda has been told. ALl of my information has been unfolded through out this thread. I beleive in the force. I come in peace, praise me if you want, for I am CHewycharmy- the mystery is finally unlocked. Yoda was never really blue, he was sad that he was defeated. WHEN YOU FEEL BLUE MY PEOPLE YOU ARE SAD. The little guy was sad that he lost. COMMENCE! 5/21/02 6:01pm I have returned, COMMENCE MY PEOPLE, COMMENCE! HAIL BLUE YODA! HAIL HIM NOW! HE is forever blue, not the color but the blue, as one may imagine, but the self state of being BLUE. Yes my people, he has returned to green. THE GREEN STATE, with the imagined SABER (STICK) MY prior briefings have caught many eyes of believing indivudals. I HAIL YOU. HECTOR, BLUE YODA, ETC have stuck by my wisdom. MY followers know who they are. To my recent viewers of the society, just remember, my briefings are wise. THE society, isnt a society itself, but it is a society, in a society, COMMENCE! BRIEFING number 6 will follow in a day. My MIND HAS GONE ASTRAY. CHEW CHEW CACHOO 5/22/02 12:48pm with the rendition of the truth AHBY-, Dismissal! AHBY- i speak, i speak the truth, i speak words, words of wisdom that i do. Yoda is the masterfull jedi, for he speaks, he speaks with a lisp, but he still speaks. THe fall, affected his speakage. I need not go back to the past, i am speaking in the present. IF my new students want to read the story, go back through my earlier briefings. COMMENCE! my children, my followers , this cult is strong. Yoda is with us, may that it be only a movie, yoda has come into the real world, the transformation has begun. BLUE is everywhere. THe galaxy has fallen. Yoda has risen from the swamp, he image is with me now. I for see yoda and his speakage. SPEAK GREAT YODA, SPEAK! For I am yoda master. I swamp in the live. I am a man little, with power of the mighty. Yoda has spoken, he has spoken, my people. The story of the great blue yoda will live on, i will soon inform. The transformation has begun!! What transformation do you dismantle charmy? Translate my prior briefings and you will soon see the image of the transformation! Go back, read my people READ. COMMENCE! As compiled by Master Salty and uncovered by DorkmanScott THE HISTORY OF THE BYS "Well, my young friend, I doubt it." - Norseman "I do not understand a single word of what you just wrote. Could you try to clarify this? Thomas" - civil_dissident "crack?" - HarpuaFSB "Does that mean Anakin is supposed to have a flesh-colored "lifesaber"?" - Grand_Moff_Jawa "Translation: "Does Yoda's saber determine his skin color? Is Yoda a chameleon? Am I an idiot?"" - Verdi - Dash101 These were some of the many initial and very curious posts in reply to a thread entitled "yoda a different color" by the enigmatic and moronic "chewycharmy". His initial post came at a time and place in the JCC when hopes and anticipation was very high for the upcoming Star Wars installment that was but a mere day and a half away. His thread shocked and confused many-a-JCer who was frequenting the AOTC Spoilers Allowed Forum. After taking some initial bashing, the rogue poster replied...and replied with vigor. Here are a few reactions to his second post: "crack." - HarpuaFSB " Thanks. I needed a good laugh. How do you know this? Did you travel ahead in time and read the Episode 3 script that George Lucas is still working on?" - YodaJeff "Yoda isn't the same color from the PT to the OT. I agree there. Yoda being blue in III, that would be real funny." "i think charmybacca was sincere." - Cheddar "Darth Envy walks into room. Reads thread. Head starts pounding. Passes out. Has strange dream about Yoda being Papa Smurf. Comes back from unconsciousness. Feels dumber for having entered room." - Darth_Envy The bashers were starting to come out of the wood-work. But amidst all of the confusion, some were trying very much so to "make sense" of what this guy was tryin' to say. Unfortunately, things just weren't "clicking", so the CRackhead came back to add more to the mystety. Let us look at some more reactions. These are to his third post of his Grand Prophecy... "Ohhh, we have to think rationally." - DESERTJEDI "A life Saber is the opposite of death sticks. " - DarthNomis "ok I will bite... doesn't taste too good" - DiMiT "more crack please." - Sandjo_Koharr "Does everyone get the feeling that we're being overrun by half-wits? This is the third (or fourth thread) this morning that has opened with a string of nonsense. Where are the mods?" - Hector "Yeah, but when Yoda turns blue it will not matter because the swamp is green but the trees grow out of the water on Dogobah. Now lets compare the Gungan coloring to the coloring of yoda. One is light a pinkish earth tone, the other is blue. Coincidence? Only if you see the bianary sunset as a metaphor for the color change in Yoda's lightsaber will this make sense over the span of this epic. Think about Lukes journey into the cave as an ewok in a pine box lighting his own excrement on fire. The color situation should come together in Episode III. Come on guys, we learned all about this in art class." - Ugly_Dookling "LOL thinking about an ewok in a pine box full of flaming crap!!! Definitely needs to be in ROTJ extra special edition." - Darth_Envy "We've almost reached the physical limit on absurdity! I feel like Max Ernst on crack." - Hector "CharmyBacca, How does the stick relate?" - Cheddar ^^^This post signifies Cheddar trying to make "sense" of the situation...the first to do so... " Charmy doesn't answer follow-up questions. Better consult the Magic 8-Ball. "Answer no questions, take no prisoners, Yoda is blue" is his philosophy. (Abridged version)" - Hector At this point, four very important future BYSers are making themselves known and trying to deduct what exactly is going-on. Those members would be Darth_Envy, Hector, Ugly_Dookling, and Cheddar. Their posts seemed to entice our beloved idiot to reveal more of the master plan. Let's see people's reaction to the fourth piece of Chewy's puzzle... "A Poem: The stick is just a stick, landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the fall. That stick saved his life, and that is why he keeps it by his side. Who ever fought him was enraged since the stick blended in. The enemy in turn turned a different color for a fair fight." - Hector ^^^Hector introduces haiku to the BYS with that very post... "Just in case he's not a troll: Chewycharmy, please list your thoughts and facts in great detail, we're listening, but we are all confused by the statements you've made so far. Where did you get the info about "the third installment"? This is a valid question." - SySnooty "CharmyBacca - Yoda is some kind of mutant, so maybe your theory holds true. Anyways tell us more about him falling on a stick." - Cheddar "this thread = classic " - deltron_zero The buzz was REALLY swirling at this point. It seemed that the more that Chewy added, the more insane and nonsensical the theory had become. People began to come in droves to see what all the fuss was about. At that point, the Charmster uleashed the fifth element of his dumbass story. Here are some reactions... " x 1,000,000!!" - deltron_zero "is it me or does every explanation by chewycharmy make the thread more and more confusing and hilarious? i'm convinced at this point that it's all a joke." - zeekveerko "I think he's sincere. Incoherent, but sincere. ...Or sincerely incoherent, take your pick." - Hector "This place is going to hell in a hand basket. How the hell is this thread still open?" - BobTheGoon "When we see Yoda walking through the forest, it is as if he is running from the fear of failure. Take Jar Jar for example. Fear leads to a clumbsy mistake in calculations. It may cause you to drive right into the roots of the trees, but not Yoda. Blue is the source of power. If he continues to run away the bleeding of the heart will manifest itself into the Force. Hense the color blue. Now Yoda in his current state has only has to worry about one thing. Where do the midichlorians come from? Only Luke knows the answer and it may be a clue only offered in 5. All I know is he had better hurry because the teeth on that thing will make him wish he had never left Tatooine." - Ugly_Dookling "The soundtrack cover idea might be correct, but Charmy is enigmatic. He is deeper than a teacup; more profound than Carrot-Top. We are here to learn from the Master." - Hector "Anyone ever wonder why Luke never owned up to stealing from Lando's BBQ in Jedi? Maybe because he knew that yellow and blue make green!!! And that would bring back Yoda and his life saber would turn blue and then Yoda turns blue and then, when he is flying, you can't see him because the sky is BLUE!!! RB" - Razorback ^^^Though we would never hear much from this guy again, Razorback introduced LANDO'S BBQ to the BYS with that very post... "Ok, I'm really starting to love this thread! And whoever said to read it from the beginning was right! Hilarious stuff! I think Yoda prefers green lifesavers, over the wierd tropical blue lifesaver. Then Enemy in "the third installment" who turns Yoda blue is the Sith Lord Darth Kimball!" - SySnooty "I have a testicle joke and what are their colors I can insert in all this madness but I don't want to lower it any farther. " - DarthNomis "<inhales deeply and holds it for a while. exhales and coughs a bit>" "Woooow, that's some good s*t, chewy" "<leans forward and hands bong back to chewy>" - EarthMachOne "When 900 years old you are and no sex have had ever, blue you will become too, no?"* - Darth_Envy "The Yoda on the soundtrack cover is still green. The only reason he has a blue tint is because he's got a giant blue glowing spehere in front of him. If you've seen the footage of the scene that this is from, he isn't blue. Is there anyone who has registered before '02 that finds this funny? Just curious." - YodaJeff "Excitement, heh! Humor, heh! YodaJeff craves not these things." - Darth_Envy "OOH! OOH! I want some southern BBQ. With a side of hushpuppies and a tall glass of iced sweet tea. Cant get that in the North." - Ugly_Dookling "If all was right with the world, Revolver Ocelot would have created a gif with his cat tearing off the head of a blue Yoda. O' what have we become!?!" - Hector "Ugly_Dookling, you've just made me extremely hungry! Lando's BBQ here I come!" - SySnooty "Not only is it still here, but it continues to grow. Much like Lando and his BBQ Pit on the planet Bespin. Popular too. Just like pulled pork BBQ, Mmmmm, Mmmmmmm!" - Ugly_Dookling "Prophetic words that started it all: "ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply" Keep the faith." - Hector "So it is written. So shall it be." - Darth_Envy And with that, the very first baby-steps of the BLUE YODA SOCIETY were taken. All of this posting occurred on the first three pages (50 ppg--150 posts) within 14.5 hours of Chewy posting the first part of his Grand Prophecy. Though we would never hear from ChewyCharmy ever again...being that he was banned for other offenses around the JC...there was a post that slipped into that third page that was over-looked...a post that would later be uncovered as a post by his sock...CAPTAINCOWMAN... "Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force??" - CAPTAINCOWMAN...sock of ChewyCharmy... Initially Charmy's other sock, "CharmyChewy" would be dismissed as a "False Prophet", and it would later be discovered that he had been telling the truth. Though it would take quite some time before all these "lost posts" were discovered and uncovered, they would later become part of the "Entire Prophecy"... The newly-formed Blue Yoda Society began to manifest itself within the thread. Once the realization that Charmy was gone forever, the mainstays on the thread set into motion a grand and wonderfully stupid idea: Create a Society based on ChewyCharmy's idiotic teachings. And formed one, they did. With Darth_Envy at the helm and named "Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant for Life", he named several members to the High Council...now known as "The Original Council". With this new regime intact, the BYS set-out to rule the AOTC Spoilers Forum. Drinking tons of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and munching on Lando's BBQ, the BYS was built-upon insanity and drunkeness. Gaining more new members...and more new enemies along the way, the gang persevered. Icons, pics, and randomness was spewing from all corners of the BYS. A certain member--Darth_Arakis--would create the first-ever BYS website. A site that would contain links, roster, pics, and the first BYS Forum (Lando's 3.0). The strength of the BYS was beginning to grow stronger and stronger until one day it was deemed that the thread was no longer an "Attack of the Clones topic". So the rag-tag group of rebels was moved to "Star Wars Miscellaneous"...where it was hoped that they'd die a slow, painful, and quiet death...but that was NOT to be the case... "Great times." That would be one phrase to describe our stay in the Star Wars Miscellaneous Forum. The lunacy was kicked-up to high-gear, many new and interesting members joined the fray, and we were building our reputation. Now, that's not to say that it was a good rep...not at all. We were still very much reviled around the entire JC. It was hard to figure-out and put a finger on exactly why...but the BYS didn't falter or get it's self down because of it. And though we were bombarded by many attacks from Darth_Downunder, and the defection and constant "booting" of YodaOfTheSith, we pressed-on as we always have. The Blue Yoda Society's stay in SW Misc. would last for three glorious threads (2.0 - 2.2) until finally it was sprung upon us by DarthAttorney that we were makin' the move to the YJCC. The TRUE test was about to begin... Excitement and Nervousness. Those words spring to mind when the BYS packed it's BBQ and coolers of Pabst to make the huge leap to the YJCC. How would it work? How would we be received? How many trolls and flames would we have to fight-off on a daily basis? How many new and exciting members would we get? Those were just a few of the many questions that crossed our minds as we made the leap....the odds were against us, and it was hoped--once again--that'd we die a quick and quiet deah....but the strength would only grow... Interestingly enough, we've had it pretty damn smooth over here in the YJCC. The BYS has gotten many new members, and has seen vast changes in the High Council and beyond. Darth_Envy stepped-down from his SC chair and named SySnooty as his replacement. When personal life got in the way of Sy's abilities to be the leader, he handed the title over to Leonard_Shelby....who at the time was the current Supreme Vice-Chancellor...as it was handed to him by Master Salty. A new and more cohesive High Council would take-shape. A well-oiled machine of folks who have been with the BYS for a long time and were--and still are--around to ensure that the BYS runs smoothly, endures, and thrives well into the future and beyond. Many things have happened with the BYS during their three thread (2.3 - MMM!) stay in the YJCC. HCer dArTh_wenley would be the creator of the new BYS Forum (Lando's 3.1) along with several other BYS websites and pics. We've participated in the defunct Election Game...which was a great game until the god-awful and controversial ending. The best part of that is that the BYS didn't succumb to temptation and vote with socks...which maintained our pride, honor, and integrity...and only made us stronger. We've had members get married (SPACE), and members selected for various JCC activities....Big Brother, etc. So the BYS has come a LONG ways in the respect department. And I'd say we've earned it. The BYS. We've been here for an entire year...and we're JUST getting started... The History of the BYS written by Leonard_Shelby THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY MEMBERSHIP ROSTER Chewycharmy---------------------------"Prophet" HIGH COUNCIL Leonard_Shelby--------------------------Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life//Chamberlain & Master of Protocol SPACEMONKEY20------------------------Supreme Vice-Chancellor For Life TIE1138--------------------------------Chief Assistant to the Chancellor//Recruiting Coordinator Darth_Wenley---------------------------Keeper of Lando‘s and the New BYS Site Ghosts_Of_Anakin-----------------------Sergeant at Arms--Official booter of those needing booting DarthNomis-----------------------------Chief of Security Mrs_Kitty-------------------------------Dean of Admissions Padawan915----------------------------**TBD** MASTERS Darth_Envy-----------------------------High Council Emeritus/SCATMFLE SySnooty-------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE Master Salty----------------------------High Council Emeritus/SV-CFLE JediSaralyn-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Wicket1138-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Ugly Dookling---------------------------High Council Emeritus Darth_Yorrick---------------------------High Council Emeritus Wedges Nephews 2nd Cousin------------High Council Emeritus The Lurker------------------------------High Council Emeritus LoyalJedi BlackJebus PaplooTheory Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Azzgunther KrystalBlaze NaboosPrincess HumanJedi_024 MasterCurenga Zaxxon KNIGHTS DorkmanScott YouAgain Padawan_adri Jedi_Master_Mom Darth_Falcon InsaneosX Jedi_Satimber YODAS_HALF_BROTHER RidingMyCaroselOnYou DarthAnima LifeSabre DarthBane420 Akumz_Razor PADAWANS Starwars6554------------------------->KrystalBlaze Eugene_Meltsner_AIO----------------->Darth_Yorrick GrandAdmiralJello---------------------->NaboosPrincess SithTahiri----------------------------->SPACEMONKEY20 MEMBERS EMERITUS Darth_Arakis---------------------------High Council Emeritus/Creator of the E-Z Board Ugly Dookling---------------------------High Council Emeritus The_Farce-----------------------------High Council Emeritus DiMiT----------------------------------High Council Emeritus Cheddar IfAnakinLikedJazz Blue_Yoda_Forever Darth_Reaper Kun2112 Zeekveerko Fite2Unite EarthMachOne ULTIMATE EMERITUS (Members Of The Last Year) TheYodaPagoda Kal0527 Bluethunder XR73627794 Starless_Knight Darth_Ozzy Darthfinley Artanis_Knarf Sithchilde Obi-Dawn Kenobi Obi-Wan Yoda_in_Soap Blue_Yoda JediMasterYoda98 Ollievarr Neoxeon2 JedI-Nur-Elina-Mani- Jedi_Hope Mandalore_Enforcer BlueYodaAlly25 Specter-Kevlar Fatt_Fett Pooja Darth_Lammerous Darth_Moleman Citizen-Tom George15 Darth_Lammerous Master_Yaddle Master Ood Dark_Jedi_Kam Death-sticks Jedijenlightsaber YodaOfTheSith Darth_Downunder Master_Blue_Yoda HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ Jedi-Mind-Trick Cbjedi AdamBertocci Jake_Barnes Keith71_98 Deranged Monkey, M.D. Wick's Mom-----------------------Monsterously Monsterous Ransacker of Wick's Room BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NathanDahlin DarthSapient Vertical DarthAttorney Links Yoda a different color/BYS 1.0 Started by: chewycharmy, Post Count: 6019 BYS 2.0 Started by: Darth_Envy, Post Count: 10807 BYS 2.1 Started by: Salty, Post Count: 10011 BYS 2.2 Started by: Darth_Envy, Post Count: 2686 BYS 2.3 Started by: Darth_Envy, Post Count: 10073 BYS 2.4a Started by: Leonard_Shelby, Post Count: 9068 BYS 2.4b Started by: SySnooty, Post Count: 6 (no link) BYS 2.5 Started by SPACEMONKEY20 Post Count: 10,009 Monkey Mibbets Moo! started by Mrs_Kitty, Post Count: 16,668 BYS 3.0 (The first Lando's) Made by: Darth Arakis BYS 3.1 (Lando's 2) Made by: Darth_Wenley BYS 4.0 @ StarWars.com BYS 5.0 @ Cinescape.com BYS 6.0 @ Gameshark.com BYS Website made by: Darth_Wenley Rite of Passage For New and Potential Members You Must post in the current BYS thread and express your desire to be a member. You Must read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0. You Must write a Poem and Haiku. You Must include All Hail Blue Yoda or AHBY in your signature. You Must update yourself on the posts you have missed For a more detailed description with further instruction, check out Wenley's Advice For New Members. BYS Code of Conduct General Membership Rules All members must follow the JC Terms Of Service (TOS) No mentioning the BYS outside of the thread unless approved by the High Council No Spamming, flaming, in-fighting, or trolling All active members must keep "All Hail Blue Yoda" or "AHBY" in their signature 2 weeks of inactivity will result in losing active status Membership Qualifications No socks can have active membership status NO banning for flaming, trolling, or spamming. MUST have at least 100 posts (BYS posts and JC posts combined). Padawan Responsibilities MUST post in the BYS thread consistantly. MUST complete tasks in a timely manner. MUST follow the General Membership Rules. Master Responsibilities MUST maintain constant contact with your Padawan. MUST give tasks in a timely manner MUST take responsibility for Padawan's transgressions. PADAWANS will be taken by another Master in the event the current Master doesn’t adhere to these guidelines. For a more thoroughly detailed description, please visit this thread. Downloads Member Art Zaxxon BYS Banner, Swamp Yoda, Blue Yoda, MotleyBlue, Abe Mask, BY GOA, Bluebacca, Lando'sBBQ, Blue SkyColor, Blue Lando, Honeymoon, Reflection, BeerBlade, Crazy Yoda, Depends Darth_Wenley Drag, Imax, Longshot, LOTR Yoda, Ninja, R5, Cool Yoda, Yoda Mofo, Crack Yoda Paploo_Theory BY Pabst, BY, BY2, Holdsitup, BYS, BYS Party, BLM Logo, Coonad, LongTime TIE1138 Drunken Saga, Clear Blue, Crack Cream, BYS, Blue Light, Stage Yoda Akumz_Razor directory, Blue Pabst, Fighting Red, OG Mara Jade Movies Blue Yoda by: Darth_Arakis, Blue Yoda 2 by: Darth_Arakis, Blue Wedding by: Space, The Morph by: Darth Falcon, F-tartshoe by: misc. Music Yoda A Different Color by Zeekveerko Desktop Wallpaper AHBY1, AHBY2, Blue Light, Stage Yoda The Blue Yoda Society is sponsored by the following: Just for Fun BY Drinking game, Angry Fecal Monster Game (save to hard drive) The BYS is also paid for in part by: R.A. Coon, Clear Blue, Depends, Sunblock, PrepH and, Leonard Shelby's The Drunken Saga All HAIL BLUE YODA!!! -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda!!! since 5/15/02 - Protector of Blue Yoda's leaf Chief Assistant to the Chancellor ~ Pilot of the Blue sky LAFF - The Westside of the Force The Elite Blue Yoda loves you! http://www.thecolosseum.org/
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Master Salty Registered: Apr '99	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:17am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;
	monkey -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society http://www.blueyodasociety.com
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UK Sullustian Registered: Nov '98	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:20am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;
	tl, dr. UKS -----signature----- http://www1.theforce.net/forum/Forum8/HTML/000974-2.html I am better than you - My reg date PROVES IT.
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Zaxxon Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:20am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p; - Date Edited: 5/13/03 8:29am (1 edits total) Edited By: Zaxxon
	ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!!! -----signature----- ahby / Idiotic Blue One of Density Saved from teh 3SA Board With a little luck... we could shake it up! **AHBY** BYS Master
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Darth_Envy Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:21am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;
	Well, glad I am to see this anniversary thread. I was begining to go through withdrawl. AHBY! and Hooray to one year of dumbness, lunacy and stupidity! -----signature----- ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? what do you guys think please reply
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Padawan915 Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:21am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;
	Padawan915's special 5,000th post. Well I've been on the boards now for seven months, and a BYSer for about five months now. The people I have met here have been some of the funniest, down-to-earth, real people I've ever known. You're all like family to me and I just wanna say some kind words about each of you crazy nutsos. Sara: You've been one of the coolest girls I've ever gotten the pleasure of meeting. Your randomness is disturbing at times. Thanks for being a great master and a great friend. Mike/GOA: Well what can I say about you buddy? You're one of the most interesting dudes I've ever known, but you're definitely a great dude. The Vader mask is disturbing at best, and if I ever see any variation of it again, you frig, you will suffer. TIE: My crazy friend. Keep teh blue faith and the blue ** close and true. Your obsession with videogames and "Old Toby" keeps this place interesting. Space: You're an awesome guy, crazy and plenty of crank on your head, but thank you so much for inviting me and the others out to Ohio for the wedding. You keep me in constant hysterics with the Anthology and Pez Theatre. You're the nicest guy out there that I've ever met from the internet in the state of Ohio. Lenny: If I ever met any more of a random person than you, I don't know who they are. Honestly, but you've been an awesome bud for talking LOTR, movies, icons and what not. Continue your great job as SC. Salty: Truly hammer and a half. You helped me a lot in those first days of mine, and I'll ever be thankful in helping me find all that irrelevant stuff that I had to do for that * final. Kitty: Keep those little kitties in check my friend. Your random knowledge is interesting, and I just can't win at your movie quote game over at ATS. NP: Best of luck to you Marah at USC. I'm sure TIE will do a great job in corrupting you. Lurky: The hottie of the BYS, and you do a damn good job of it as well. If we could all be like you, then this world would be scary. I'm out in Chicago now, so hopefully we can meet up, and then I can brag in Mike's face: "I met Becky first, nah nah nah" Yorrick: A great man, not only for his crazy family line, but the crap that he gives everyone. A constant true man of teh blue. Ohio kicked shaak butt! Zaxxon: Without a doubt, you proved you are a true BYSer. Your tasks were great, and I couldn't be any more proud of your work. Your pictures are the funniest I think I've ever seen, not gonna lie. And to everyone else: Wenley, James, Nomis, Krystal, Envy, Falcon, W2NC, Anima, Bane420, Sy, Adam B, cbjedi, JMM, zeek, YVW, lifesabre,...thanks you guys for making my first 5,000 posts a crazy 5,000 posts. And thanks to all of the HC for welcoming me in with open arms. Story Time: I shall tell you the tale of Dirty Sanchez. Historians will call me a liar, but I am a liar, so it really doesn't matter now? The beginning of Dirty Sanchez was in 1975 when we was born in Puerto Rico to a llama and Vladmir Guerrero's half-sister. His life was full of joy and happiness, where he would wear his hat to all events and put tequila and rum in it to make people happy. However, he was on a cruise with his uncle, Yogi Bear, when his ship was set offsail,and he landed on a island full of crackas. There they raised him for the next year, grooming him to become the next Lawrence Taylor. But, at age 10, he was a major alcoholic. He would put down a bottle of tequila a night, and then proceed to walk around this island and say, "My sanchez is soooo dirrty, like Christina Aguilera after last night." The local population told him, you gotta control this Dirty, or else we will be forced to make you sit at a Kelly Clarkson concert on loop. So Sanchez left the island, and set sail to Isle of Man, where he settled there and continued his alcohol habits. However, he then picked up an "Old Toby" after hanging around Ian Holm too much. He also started to grab into his shirt pocket as to feel for the one heirloom that he had...a platinum encrusted pendant shaped in the heart of a triangle. Little did he know that this triangle was the Triforce of Courage, passed down millenia to one of courage. Of course, Dirty didn't know his, and he just kept drinking. Until he met, her. This woman, was Candace Cameron of Full House fame. She and Sanchez had lots of drunken times and did dirty intercourse on the set of Full House when everyone else was bombed off their minds. After that evening, Sanchez awoke in a small white room surrounded and bound up were Shigeru Miyamoto, Tony Danza and Jacque Chirac. At the moment Dirty awoke, Captain Planet came into the room and told him of his diabocle plan to hold all of them hostage in order to prevent further environmental damage, but, at that moment, the Aswan damn exploded and flooded all of Egypt, killing Captain Planet and releasing the bounds on all of them. However, Captain Planet also gathered them, because they held the keys to the Triforce that Planet needed to complete his conquest of Madagascar. Dirty escaped the white room and took a plane to his last refuge from the evil forces that be, Herb Scheuren's house. He stayed with Herb and they developed their alcoholism together. Little did Dirty know that Herb possessed the Triforce of Wisdom, well because I'm writing this story and I'm making myself look cool. The gods spoke to them, telling them to go to Cancun to find the one with the scar of the Triangle to complete the triforce. So they went off to Cancun. While Herb was off at Fat Tuesdays getting his groove on with the ladies, Dirty Sanchez was at a shack with his crazy hat on and happened to smile for the first time in his life, showing the poor dental care that he had received in his life. So he had Patrick Swayze punch him in the mouth, then had Dr. Nick give him fake teeth. After reuniting, our heroes went in search of the last triangle. They soon found that it was in the person of Sally Struthers, the evil caniving * who had starved over half of the population of Ireland in the Great Potato famine of the 1840s. Sally with her large body decimated the two heroes and took their triforces before out of nowhere came Pat Burrell and hit Sally Struthers in the back with a flaming bat. Burrell then helped the two hereos outdrink the bulbous arse of Struthers, and led to the reuniting of the Triforce. But it wasn't like the Triforce in the Zelda games, this was teh Triforce of drinking. With their wish Dirty wished to be a permanent tourist attraction in Cancun and have his old teeth back so he could make funny faces. Herb wished to live the rest of his days with adequate supplies of rum, beer, Grey Goose, "Old Toby" and Anna Paquin chained to his bed. And so it was done. Here's to another year to the BYS! Passes out frisbee's full of Pabst All Hail Blue Yoda -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: SVC aka #2 aka Mr. Smithers Fandom Alliance of Philadelphia Join the Wiivolution "So I live by these two words, **** you, pay me" ` - Kanye West
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DarthNomis Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:21am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p; - Date Edited: 5/13/03 8:23am (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthNomis
	Well Allright!!!!! I been waiting here in the evil red Beru that is work for this baby to open up!!!! All Hail Blue Yoda! Let get this Party Started!!!!.... -----signature----- "Don't try and frighten us with your sorcerers' ways Lord Vader." "I find you're lack of faith disturbing" "Vader release him...This bickering is pointless." The Blue side of Yoda is a pathway to many absurdities that some consider to be unfunny. AHBY!
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wicket1138 Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:22am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;am p;
	My friends I am here. Happy Birthday and Anninversary for all of us! Woohoo! What a sweet celebration day this will be... good work Tie, excellent as always... and I'll throw a note to my mom that she is now an honorary member. wink Thanks. ALL HAIL BLUE YODA! -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda! BYS Since 5/15 (11:29) Patron Father of House Poof, 10th House of the Blue Yoda Society
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DarthAnima Registered: Nov '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:25am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts Later...
	wOW, ONE HOLE YEAR!1 i LOVE BLUE YODA! -----signature----- The Blue Yoda Society we are looking for a few stoopid people the few the proud the moronic Blue and blue, it all makes sense you know you want it.
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Darth_Yorrick Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:31am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...
	The Society is not a Society, but a society in a society, COMMENCE!!!! ALL HAIL BLUE YODA! -----signature----- *All Hail Blue Yoda* Master of the Blue Quotes
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wedges nephews 2nd cousin Registered: Apr '99	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:32am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...
	YAYYYYYY! First Page! I only have one thing to say. Crack. -----signature----- Reminder of the moronic Blue Truth -- appointed 5/20/2002 -- also known as the Blue Reverend of Designated Driving All Hail Blue Yoda I can't stay with you. Sorry. Three Years!!!!!!!
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Darth_Falcon Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:34am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...
	Begun, the BYS One Year Anniversary Thread, has Congrats to Everyone! Good job to TIE and Lenny Space - Excellent redo of the video, much better then mine! Zax - Thanks for the loan of the pics, you can see the results in my Morph movie Pada - I was waiting for your story - very Let's continue the maddness people -----signature----- AHBY!!! \| HC Member \| The Flipped-out Flying Fool of Luminescent Lunacy http://blueyodasociety.com/ @ The Lurker
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Darth_Envy Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:47am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...
	okay, so who is who in the Spacemonkey wedding movie? I figure the short little guy on the end has to be Mike without the helmet. -----signature----- ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? what do you guys think please reply
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Master Salty Registered: Apr '99	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:50am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...
	left to right Mike, Sara, Herb, Shawn -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society http://www.blueyodasociety.com
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TIE1138 Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 8:52am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later... - Date Edited: 5/13/03 9:14am (1 edits total) Edited By: TIE1138
	Thank you all for your patience, we were having alot of technical problems with that post. I'd like to thank Lenny, Zaxxon, Falcon, Space and Salt for your contributions to the opening post. Happy anniversary to everyone!!! ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda!!! since 5/15/02 - Protector of Blue Yoda's leaf Chief Assistant to the Chancellor ~ Pilot of the Blue sky LAFF - The Westside of the Force The Elite Blue Yoda loves you! http://www.thecolosseum.org/
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Jedi_Satimber Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 5/13/03 9:04am Subject: RE: yoda a different color: One Year and 75,347 Posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later...
	P915...I hate you...you brought me here...and you could not even thank me for part of your 5000th post? Yeah, new home. AHBY -----signature----- Goodbye Taz, I will miss you. - RIP 5/93 - 3/17/06 Council Master and co-founder of the SSA AHBY \| Master, Ridiculous Pant Remover of Blueity EUDF Admiral \| Hero = Pat Tillman LS Council Master - sccrman95 \| WARD-Suite 309
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