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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:19pm Subject: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut! - Date Edited: 11/15/03 8:59pm (6 edits total) Edited By: jedi-mind-trick
	WELCOME TO THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!! Behold!!! The 10th installment of our great society!! Over a year and a countless number of posts later and guess what.... [Morpheus]WE ARE STILL HERE!!!!![/Morpheus] That's right...and we aint goin' anywhere either. So GET USED TO IT!!!...or you know what you can do! It all started on that fateful day of May 13th in the year 2002......... [image=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hKBVwFoU9TEC:www.toshistation.com/images/ninjanien2.jpg] When chewy first revealed the prophecy to the masses: THE ENTIRE PROPHECY CHEWYCHARMY 5/13/02 10:27pm ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply 5/13/02 11:38pm You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy Then...a day later...more wisdom... 5/14/02 9:43am you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. chewycharmy 5/14/02 11:34am Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy 5/14/02 11:58am more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy After chewy was permabanned, he came back to complete the prophecy...in super-sock form... CAPTAINCOWMAN 5/14/02 12:28pm Charmy i respect your answers to the truth, please dont leave us, we want to know the story behind the story. If yoda has no heart explain to me how he loves the force?? 5/14/02 3:13pm I have a feeling chewycharmy is no longer with us. He will never go this long with voicing his knowledge of the movie. Guys- I am not chewycharmy dont worry LIVE LONG BLUE YODA LIVE LONG 5/14/02 9:01pm I am chewycharmy, my name has been offically banned from this sight, Why? I have no idea. My beliefs on the yoda experience were true, i heard rumors, and i did some research. I would love to explain the ending of yodas journey into the swamp, however this post will probably be banned in 3 seconds. To the people that seek the truth, yoda will follow the path i have lead him on, you will not be in shock when you see the truth behind the little green guy. THis is my spoiler. Chewy 5/14/02 9:10pm yes and im going to greece tomorrow, charmychewy will live on. CHARMYCHEWY 5/15 12:53pm I will speak when there is silence. The mystery of the blue yoda will be unlocked. His stick is more than a mystery itself, that stick was went to break his fall...... So ive heard. The stick is more than just a stick, it is a rendetion of a saber, Yodas saber, Since yoda is light the stick never broke when he fell. Luke and everyone else actually see a stick, however yoda sees a saber, he thinks he has never fought yet, since the empire fried his brain. His mantality from the force was to strong to break to barrier. All he knows is the force, everything else is a blur. This proving luke was a conisadence, not destiny. 5/16/02 9:44am Silence my followers, silence. All hail blue Yoda. He is the great being. Commence the blue yoda, COMMENCE! In his blueness state of roughy 2 minutes, he has found the truth behind the truth. He knows now he can be defeated. YODA KNOWS MY FRIENDS HE KNOWS!! SILENCE! Yoda knew his saber form could never last, he could never blend in with his greeness and fight forever. SOmeone was going to change him to the blueness. Yoda was defeated, but never lost.!! He found a new home, the swamp, and he THINKS he still has his saber, but its only a stick! THe story of the blue yoda has been told. ALl of my information has been unfolded through out this thread. I beleive in the force. I come in peace, praise me if you want, for I am CHewycharmy- the mystery is finally unlocked. Yoda was never really blue, he was sad that he was defeated. WHEN YOU FEEL BLUE MY PEOPLE YOU ARE SAD. The little guy was sad that he lost. COMMENCE! 5/21/02 6:01pm I have returned, COMMENCE MY PEOPLE, COMMENCE! HAIL BLUE YODA! HAIL HIM NOW! HE is forever blue, not the color but the blue, as one may imagine, but the self state of being BLUE. Yes my people, he has returned to green. THE GREEN STATE, with the imagined SABER (STICK) MY prior briefings have caught many eyes of believing indivudals. I HAIL YOU. HECTOR, BLUE YODA, ETC have stuck by my wisdom. MY followers know who they are. To my recent viewers of the society, just remember, my briefings are wise. THE society, isnt a society itself, but it is a society, in a society, COMMENCE! BRIEFING number 6 will follow in a day. My MIND HAS GONE ASTRAY. CHEW CHEW CACHOO 5/22/02 12:48pm with the rendition of the truth AHBY-, Dismissal! AHBY- i speak, i speak the truth, i speak words, words of wisdom that i do. Yoda is the masterfull jedi, for he speaks, he speaks with a lisp, but he still speaks. THe fall, affected his speakage. I need not go back to the past, i am speaking in the present. IF my new students want to read the story, go back through my earlier briefings. COMMENCE! my children, my followers , this cult is strong. Yoda is with us, may that it be only a movie, yoda has come into the real world, the transformation has begun. BLUE is everywhere. THe galaxy has fallen. Yoda has risen from the swamp, he image is with me now. I for see yoda and his speakage. SPEAK GREAT YODA, SPEAK! For I am yoda master. I swamp in the live. I am a man little, with power of the mighty. Yoda has spoken, he has spoken, my people. The story of the great blue yoda will live on, i will soon inform. The transformation has begun!! What transformation do you dismantle charmy? Translate my prior briefings and you will soon see the image of the transformation! Go back, read my people READ. COMMENCE! *As compiled by Master Salty and uncovered by* DorkmanScott** These lost posts, once never thought to have even existed, are now part of the BYS lore that we all know and love. OK...enough about the past!! Onto the actual members of our esteemed mansion! Here's the official roster... THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY MEMBERSHIP ROSTER Chewycharmy---------------------------"Prophet" HIGH COUNCIL Leonard_Shelby-------------------------Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life//Chamberlain & Master of Protocol SPACEMONKEY20------------------------Supreme Vice-Chancellor For Life TIE1138---------------------------------Chief Assistant to the Chancellor//Recruiting Coordinator Darth_Wenley---------------------------Keeper of Lando‘s and the New BYS Site and Official Icon Maker Ghosts_Of_Anakin-----------------------Sargeant at Arms--Official booter of those needing booting DarthNomis-----------------------------Chief of Security with One Good Eye Mrs_Kitty-------------------------------Dean of Admissions and Official BYS Caretaker Padawan915----------------------------Master of Ceremonies and Official Antagonizer of the Sargeant MASTERS Darth_Envy-----------------------------High Council Emeritus/SCATMFLE SySnooty-------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE Master Salty----------------------------High Council Emeritus/SV-CFLE JediSaralyn-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Wicket1138-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Ugly Dookling---------------------------High Council Emeritus Darth_Yorrick---------------------------High Council Emeritus wedges nephews 2nd cousin------------High Council Emeritus The Lurker------------------------------High Council Emeritus LoyalJedi BlackJebus PaplooTheory Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Azzgunther KrystalBlaze NaboosPrincess HumanJedi_024 MasterCurenga Zaxxon zeekveerko KNIGHTS DorkmanScott YouAgain Padawan_adri Jedi_Master_Mom Darth_Falcon InsaneosX Jedi_Satimber YODAS_HALF_BROTHER RidingMyCaroselOnYou DarthAnima LifeSabre DarthBane420 Akumz_Razor starwars6554 SithTahiri PADAWANS Sith_Priestess-------------------->Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior LysonicStorm-------------------->PaplooTheory ratmankey---------------------->Padawan915 StarFromIHJ--------------------->Ghosts_Of_Anakin MEMBERS EMERITUS Darth_Arakis---------------------------High Council Emeritus/Creator of the E-Z Board Ugly Dookling---------------------------High Council Emeritus The_Farce-----------------------------High Council Emeritus DiMiT----------------------------------High Council Emeritus Cheddar IfAnakinLikedJazz Blue_Yoda_Forever Darth_Reaper Kun2112 Fite2Unite EarthMachOne ULTIMATE EMERITUS (Members Of The Last Year) TheYodaPagoda Kal0527 Bluethunder XR73627794 Starless_Knight Darth_Ozzy Darthfinley Artanis_Knarf Sithchilde Obi-Dawn Kenobi Obi-Wan Yoda_in_Soap Blue_Yoda JediMasterYoda98 Ollievarr Neoxeon2 JedI-Nur-Elina-Mani- Jedi_Hope Mandalore_Enforcer BlueYodaAlly25 Specter-Kevlar Fatt_Fett Pooja Darth_Lammerous Darth_Moleman Citizen-Tom George15 Darth_Lammerous Master_Yaddle Master Ood Dark_Jedi_Kam Death-sticks Jedijenlightsaber YodaOfTheSith Darth_Downunder Master_Blue_Yoda HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ jedi-mind-trick cbjedi AdamBertocci Jake_Barnes Keith71_98 Deranged Monkey, M.D. Wick's Mom-----------------------Monsterously Monsterous Ransacker of Wick's Room BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NathanDahlin DarthSapient Vertical DarthAttorney Bria Grilled-Sarlacc OK, that's enough with all those members already! You wanna join don't you? Then great!! This is your section! Rite of Passage For New and Potential Members You Must post in the current BYS thread and express your desire to be a member. You Must read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0. You Must write a Poem and Haiku. You Must include All Hail Blue Yoda or AHBY in your signature. You Must update yourself on the posts you have missed For a more detailed description with further instruction, check out Wenley's Advice For New Members. BYS Code of Conduct General Membership Rules All members must follow the JC Terms Of Service (TOS) No mentioning the BYS outside of the thread unless approved by the High Council No Spamming, flaming, in-fighting, or trolling All active members must keep "All Hail Blue Yoda" or "AHBY" in their signature 2 weeks of inactivity will result in losing active status Membership Qualifications No socks can have active membership status NO banning for flaming, trolling, or spamming. MUST have at least 100 posts (BYS posts and JC posts combined). Padawan Responsibilities MUST post in the BYS thread consistantly. MUST complete tasks in a timely manner. MUST follow the General Membership Rules. Master Responsibilities MUST maintain constant contact with your Padawan. MUST give tasks in a timely manner MUST take responsibility for Padawan's transgressions. PADAWANS will be taken by another Master in the event the current Master doesn’t adhere to these guidelines. For a more thoroughly detailed description, please visit this thread. Here's all links to our old threads: yoda a different color/BYS 1.0 -- posted by chewycharmy -- 6,019 posts BYS 2.0 -- posted by Darth_Envy -- 10,807 posts BYS 2.1 -- posted by Salty -- 10,011 BYS 2.2 -- posted by Darth_Envy -- 2,686 posts BYS 2.3 -- posted by Darth_Envy -- 10,073 posts BYS 2.4 -- posted by Leonard_Shelby -- 9,068 posts BYS 2.4b -- posted by SySnooty -- 6 posts BYS 2.5 -- posted by SPACEMONKEY20 -- 10,009 posts BYS: Monkey, Mibbetts, Moo! -- posted by Mrs_Kitty -- 16,668 posts yoda a different color: one year and 75,347 posts of CRacked-out Lunacy Later! -- posted by TIE1138 -- 10,0009 posts BYS 3.0(Lando's 1) -- posted by DARTH_ARAKIS BYS 3.1(Lando's 2) -- posted by dArTh_wenley BYS 4.0(starwars.com) BYS 5.0(cinescape.com) BYS 6.0(gameshark.com) dArTh_wenley's Blue Yoda website [Mr. Burns] Follow my plans and you'll make a big splash very soon. [/Mr. Burns] Well, I guess that's all that has to be said....so I'll hold to the traditional ending but add my own little touch: Let's all have a Pabst and get stupid!!! JMT Edit - Closed per request of the thread authors.
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:20pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	Monkey. AHBY! -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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Gone_Fishin_Sith Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:22pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	Hmm, it's not red enough in here... -----signature----- Were you just sniffing my boxers, dude? The Rubicund Relocator of Recycled Retardity. Sith Happens
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YouAgain Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:24pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	Not red enough? Our home this is! -----signature----- http://www.alldayshow.com check it out xD AHBY
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IfAnakinLikedJazz Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:24pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	Meh, the thread title should be changed to Drunker, Crazier, and More Insane..... if you ask me -----signature----- "Dude, if Anakin liked Jazz......we'd definitely be better than that Cantina Band" -said to me by neil hobbins, my drummer I really am 2 people inside, both Justin and Amber Kickin it at Rowan University!
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Sith_Priestess Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:26pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	I'm guessing we don't get Yoda knitting an afghan...I'm disappointed -----signature----- Priestess wedding proposals! I talk to squirrels chikoo chikoo chikoo Cookie Girl*Provider of Homemade Cookies
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AdamBertocci Title: Manager: Fan Films Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:26pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	WHOOO! Thread ten and still going! For the briefest moment I thought the thread was locked for reasons of drama. But no, it's longetivity! I like this new title too. Takes up less room on the page, makes the JCC more efficient. AHBY! Rick McCallum loves you! -----signature----- "Run Leia Run", "The Chopped-Off Hands of Star Wars" and "The Fan Film Menace"... ... and now the award-winning "Brooklyn Force". Check 'em out. http://www.runleiarun.com
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Augustus-of-Rome Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:27pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	Nobody cares about the BYS. Except for its members. -----signature----- "see my registration date? 1998. I outrank you by MILES."- Disgruntled olbie's message to me via PM
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:28pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	First haiku in here No more Blue Heidi for you Sad yet happy day! AHBY! -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:29pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	No one cares, and yet here you are. Posting in our thread. Hmmm AHBY! -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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Dan Registered: Mar '99	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:30pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	I'll show you bigger, longer, and uncut. -----signature----- Somebody set up us the 42.
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Sith_Priestess Registered: Feb '03	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:30pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut! - Date Edited: 7/25/03 4:35pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Sith_Priestess
	Blue Heidi is missed As is the old thread- sniff sniff New home is pretty! AHBY -----signature----- Priestess wedding proposals! I talk to squirrels chikoo chikoo chikoo Cookie Girl*Provider of Homemade Cookies
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Leonard_Shelby Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:32pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	"Nobody cares about the BYS. Except for its members." Yep. And that's all that matters in the long-run. Thanks for your keen observational skills. You should be commended. And here's the door. Goodbye. ANYWAYS... Congrats on the birth of another incarnation of our idiocy! Great work on the new thread, GOA! //hurls Pabst all over the new Mansion// ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! Shelby -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Supreme Chancellor \|\| Master to ApolloSmileGirl Don't run your mouth about loyalty if you know nothing about it.
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zeekveerko Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:33pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	i elect we change the thread title to So, you guys like needlepoint? -----signature----- Take a seat young Skywalker. AHBY!
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-Lord-Vader- Registered: Jan '03	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:35pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut!
	Nice new thread! -----signature----- keep it lit
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farraday Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 7/25/03 4:37pm Subject: RE: The Blue Yoda Society: Bigger, Longer and Uncut! - Date Edited: 7/25/03 4:55pm (1 edits total) Edited By: jedi-mind-trick
	JMT Edit - farraday, you are flaming and you know it. Cut it out and quit the thread, ok? Consider this a warning, because I do not want to have to ban you. Thanks. -----signature----- Not photoshopped, digitally enhanced or altered.
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