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Sith Interceptor Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:39pm Subject: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Lucas and McCallum weren't kidding when they said Yoda was the 'Master'. On opening night, make sure you bring some pillows to put on the floor, so when your jaw drops, it doesn't break. -----signature----- I memorize the words to the porno movies - this is a new religion to me.
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Raz Zaphon Registered: Apr '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:44pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	So are we to assume that we will see Yoda doing back flips and round-house kicks or will he be using the force to drop buildings on top of large quantaties of droids? -----signature----- "Yeah, I remember you too. Remembered you were abrasive, arrogant and unlikeable."
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green_cross_code Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:44pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Well, thanks for the forewarning. I get the feeling the pillows won't stop some serious dislocation there though - that's a good three feet to the theatre floor. -----signature----- Not the face! I'm doing a photo shoot for Vision Express!
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Ewan-Kenobi Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:47pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Give us a teaser please. -----signature----- http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=8122676&replies=0 Obi-Wan/Anakin fic ^^ "....man, I'd never admit I was that lazy so often..."-Princess Leah Official High King of the Get in Line
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green_cross_code Registered: Jul '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:47pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Oh please! Have some self respect, man - don't beg! -----signature----- Not the face! I'm doing a photo shoot for Vision Express!
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_Andur_ Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:49pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Yeh,That's what I heard as well.They said we will find out why Yoda is the master.I"ll also make sure I, protect my jaw with some tape cause I know I will need it.....By the way SI, What is with the sig??? -----signature----- Repugnant is a Creature that would squander the ability , to lift an Eye to Heaven , Conscious of his fleeting Time here.
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DarthGato Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 6:52pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda - Date Edited: 12/26/00 7:14pm (2 edits total) Edited By: DarthGato
	Yeesh! Gimme a break! To quote the Talking Heads: "You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything."
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Sith Interceptor Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:09pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda - Date Edited: 12/26/00 7:28pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Sith Interceptor
	Just what are you trying to say, Gato??? EDITTED for the masses. SI -----signature----- I memorize the words to the porno movies - this is a new religion to me.
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DarthGato Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:13pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda - Date Edited: 12/26/00 7:15pm (1 edits total) Edited By: DarthGato
	Yeesh! Just a guess. Don't get upset. I've seen a lot of lame jokes along those lines, although they don't mortally offend me in any way. I just think they're kind lame, that's all. I'll edit it if you like. Now I'll thank you to edit out that little insult.
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_Andur_ Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:17pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Yo SI,I've read alot of your sig's and,some of them are foolish,some good.But you can't blame Gato for saying that.I know well you are against Darkjedi in Ep2 so,,How does your sig fit in?? -----signature----- Repugnant is a Creature that would squander the ability , to lift an Eye to Heaven , Conscious of his fleeting Time here.
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Bullwinkle Registered: Dec '99	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:20pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda - Date Edited: 12/26/00 7:21pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Bullwinkle
	His sig is a clever parody of the slap-happy reckless dudes who wander about the Spoilers forums unleashing their "EU Cannons" across the hull of Sanity. EDIT: As for Yoda being the master, I hope that doesn't mean he'll get physical in E2. That would suck. It seems more in-character for him to just sit back and let the Force flow through him and whup Lesser arse. -----signature----- "It's obvious that we cannot decide this with our control over the Force. We must have a test of lightsabers!" -Count Dooku, master of subtlety
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WaunTaun Registered: Aug '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:21pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	Hey Sith Interceptor, Thanks for letting us know that McCallum and Lucas weren't kidding when they said we would find out why Yoda is the master...I can now sleep. -----signature----- Jabba the Hutt clogged the toilet at my house.
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DarthGato Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:22pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda - Date Edited: 12/26/00 7:25pm (2 edits total) Edited By: DarthGato
	"I see", said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw. Now the question is: Do you intend to shed any light on this rather ancient quote or merely reference it?
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grendelsfork Registered: Dec '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:26pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	will yoda use a lightsaber, and if so will it be shortened? or does he just use force lift power to push tyranus around
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WeeGee Registered: Dec '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:32pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	not here to get personal and please dont take it personal. although i have seen some very impersonal remarks on these boards and would like to apologize if any offense is taken by what i may ask but.....WHAT IS THE USE OF THIS THREAD???? -----signature----- May you live for 900 years more. May I live for a 900 years more minus one day, so that I may never know that little green jedi masters like you passed away.
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_Andur_ Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 12/26/00 7:37pm Subject: RE: Jedi MASTER Yoda
	SI,clearly this isn't going good.Could you please shed some light on this dim subject?. Does yoda get busy with sabers? Does he use the force in way's we have yet to see? What is it besides experiance, that make's Yoda "The Master"? Let's rock on this issue... -----signature----- Repugnant is a Creature that would squander the ability , to lift an Eye to Heaven , Conscious of his fleeting Time here.
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