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Darth_Envy Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:25am Subject: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3* - Date Edited: 5/6/04 12:34am (3 edits total) Edited By: AdamBertocci
	ALL HAIL BLUE YODA! Welcome to the home of the BLUE YODA SOCIETY!!!! Truly great are we. Here you find the latest installment of the teachings of the Blue one. Here you will find more lunacy, stupidity and dumbness. In this new home we will once again discuss the berry, the stick, the leaf and the life saver. HISTORY OF THE BYS The Teachings ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply These were the words spoken by a new member named chewycharmy in the AOTC forum. At first, most replies stated that the poster was insane and on crack, and they laughed at him for his mistaken calling of a lightsaber a life saber. chewycharmy replied: You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy making no sense at all, the replies continued to bash him, a particular member named cheddar tried to make sense of what chewycharmy had said, chewycharmy then responded again: you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy and then again: Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy that post, explaining the stick, began to unravel the mystery of the stick, the berry, and the leaf. Chewycharmy would respond only one more time before being banned: more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy The Formation of the BYS while he would never speak again.... the memory of him would change from that of imbecile to prophet. A certain member, Darth_Envy, founded the Blue Yoda Society and was named Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant for the Blue Yoda Society. soon, many members began to join the society. The criteria for entry was that the entire thread be read and that the hopeful member, write a haiku on the origin of either, the stick, the berry or the leaf. With the get in line thread, no longer existing, the society became the social thread for the AOTC forum. The BYS became a place for members, to let out their insanity, eat pie, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and throw BBQ's at Lando's Pits. Every Time a member posted, he/she would finish with AHBY! or All Hail Blue Yoda! Soon members inquired about the status of the prophet and it was revealed that he had been banned. In his profile, it read that the prophet was named Mike Hanna and worked at Home Depot. BYS members stormed their local Home Depot's looking for a cashier named Mike Hanna, but could not find him. Meanwhile, the BYS was at war with the Poofites (Yarael Poof is STILL my dad!) and the red side (Good News for fans of....). However eventually the 3 made peace in this historic photograph: Since this time, the BYS has gone through several threads. In 3 months time the BYS became the fastest growing thread on the JC. To date the BYS has amassed over 30,000 posts in 4 threads. Here are our previous homes: BYS v. 1.0 BYS v. 2.0 BYS v 2.1 BYS v 2.2 Additionally, the BYS has its own BYS Website. Much of our original lunacy is stored here. REQUIREMENTS FOR MEMBERSHIP Anyone interested in joining the BYS should first put “AHBY!” into their signature. All are welcome to post in the BYS. Padawans will be chosen by current members of the BYS. Do not ask someone to take you as their padawan. You will be chosen upon proving your worthiness. Once you have been awarded a master you are required to add that detail into your signature too… For Example, your signature should look like this: AHBY! Padawan to [Master’s Name] For purposes of controlling socks, trolls and flames, no one with a registration date newer than 3 months will be permitted to petition the BYS for membership. All potential padawans must be registered members of the Jedi Council for 3 or more months. Additionally anyone wanting to join must have at least 100 posts under their belt. We will check the posts to see if they are bogus or legit. ADVANCEMENT UP THE RANKS To become a Knight, a Padawan must complete the following tasks (they may be asked to do some of these tasks before being taken on as a padawan) You Must read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0. You Must write a Poem and Haiku. You Must post a theory about: -Chewycharmy -Blue Yoda -The Stick -The Leaf -The Berry -The Lifesaver -Lando’s BBQ and BBQ Sauce -Pabst -Yoda falling from the sky -Yoda training Luke because Yoda was lonely. Incoherent Is a Plus Your master will have some tasks of his or her own which you will be required to complete. You will “graduate” to a Knight once your master sees fit. Darth Envy will reward you with a Blue Yoda “Title”. As a knight you are required to post pictures and Haikus and you will have the opportunity to train a padawan of your own. For more info on Blue Yoda Society positions including “Masters” and “High Council Members”, click Here Current Membership Roster of the BYS ORDER OF THE BLUEBERRY Chewycharmy---------------------"Prophet" Darth_Envy----------------------- "Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant for Life" Master Salty---------------------- "Supreme Vice-Chancellor for Life" Darth_Arakis---------------------- "Maintainer of EZ Board & Website" Ugly_Dookling---------------------"BYS High Council Member Emeritus" Hector----------------------------"BYS High Council Member Emeritus" Darth_Wenley---------------------"Keeper of the Blue Yoda Icon" HIGH COUNCIL Darth_Envy Darth_Arakis The_Farce Wedges Nephews 2nd Cousin Wicket1138 DiMiT SySnooty Darth_Yorrick The Lurker DarthNomis Leonard_Shelby MASTERS LoyalJedi George15 Blue_Yoda_Forever TIE1138 BlackJebus Fite2Unite Kal0527 MasterCurenga TheYodaPagoda Kun2112 EarthMachOne Spacemonkey20 Darth_Wenley HumanJedi_24 Citizen-Tom PaplooTheory KNIGHTS Fatt_Fett Pooja Darth_Lammerous Padawan_adri Bluethunder DorkmanScott JediJenLightsaber Darth_Reaper Master Ood Mrs. Kitty Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior PADAWANS Lady_Brett_Ashley------------->MasterCurenga Kenobikenobi------------------>TIE1138 Akumz_Razor------------------->Fite2Unite YouAgain---------------------->Darth_Wenley Jedisaralyn------------------->SpaceMonkey20 MEMBERS EMERITUS Starless_Knight Darth_Ozzy Darthfinley Artanis_Knarf Sithchilde Obi-Dawn Kenobi Azzgunther Obi-Wan Yoda_in_Soap XR73627794 Cheddar Blue_Yoda Master_Blue_Yoda JediMasterYoda98 Ollievarr Jedi_Hope Mandalore_Enforcer BlueYodaAlly25 Specter-Kevlar IfAnakinLikedJazz HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ Keith71_98 AdamBertocci Jake_Barnes TheLurkerII Deranged Monkey, M.D. BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE aka helpfuls mods GriffZ NathanDahlin DarthSapient Vertical DarthAttorney Further information can be gained by asking any member. Now sit back, relax, and get stupid! AHBY!!!! -----signature----- ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? what do you guys think please reply
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TIE1138 Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:26am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3* - Date Edited: 8/14/02 10:27am (1 edits total) Edited By: TIE1138
	For this first post of the thread....... + [image=http://www.southernshows.com/sws/swsphotos/lowell,chris.jpg] = = shudders [CRack] -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda!!! since 5/15/02 - Protector of Blue Yoda's leaf Chief Assistant to the Chancellor ~ Pilot of the Blue sky LAFF - The Westside of the Force The Elite Blue Yoda loves you! http://www.thecolosseum.org/
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GriffZ Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:26am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	And this has been approved, so no bashing please. Thanks. -----signature-----
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Piltdown Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:26am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3* - Date Edited: 8/14/02 10:27am (1 edits total) Edited By: Piltdown
	The end has come. The JCC is doomed. Edit: Sorry GriffZ. BLAMMO!!
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MayBut2 Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:28am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	wOOt!!!! wOOT!!!! -----signature----- "Don't worry I am a Trojan" - Ryan Stiles "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get" - Bill Cosby The coolest place ever - The Sky Station - Located in the YJCC Keeper of the H-65 Heavy Blaster
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Master Ood Registered: Dec '98	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:29am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	well look who came to join us over here? -----signature----- shop smart, shop S-mart don't make me mad or you will learn my title AHBY- the Blue Yoda Society
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DarthSapient Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:29am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	Like GriffZ said, when things are fine, this is a pleasant social therad. Just continue as you've always done to post responsibly and alert us to problems.
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JediSaralyn Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:29am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	Ah, a new home, how cozy it is. -----signature----- All hail that there blue yoder fella! "You are in my very soul...tormenting me."
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TIE1138 Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:30am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	Welcome to the BYS Piltdown. Have a pabst. tosses Piltdown a pabst -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda!!! since 5/15/02 - Protector of Blue Yoda's leaf Chief Assistant to the Chancellor ~ Pilot of the Blue sky LAFF - The Westside of the Force The Elite Blue Yoda loves you! http://www.thecolosseum.org/
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Darth_Envy Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:31am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	Believe me Sapient, myself and the rest of the BYS high council will remain ever vigilant. AHBY! -----signature----- ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? what do you guys think please reply
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Master Ood Registered: Dec '98	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:31am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3* - Date Edited: 8/14/02 10:32am (1 edits total) Edited By: Master Ood
	must not forget our vision from Buck Rogers, she is here too... and will do DS, you know i will let you know about problems. -----signature----- shop smart, shop S-mart don't make me mad or you will learn my title AHBY- the Blue Yoda Society
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Master Salty Registered: Apr '99	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:31am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3* - Date Edited: 8/14/02 10:32am (1 edits total) Edited By: Master Salty
	walks in and looks around Now we're going to see just how serious our BYS members really are. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society http://www.blueyodasociety.com
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Darth-Jango Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:31am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	hey everybody
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JediSaralyn Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:32am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	Not serious, Who's not serious? That's IMPOSSIBLE. -----signature----- All hail that there blue yoder fella! "You are in my very soul...tormenting me."
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MayBut2 Registered: Aug '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:32am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	MO tell me where you are getting all these hot girls. * Drools * -----signature----- "Don't worry I am a Trojan" - Ryan Stiles "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get" - Bill Cosby The coolest place ever - The Sky Station - Located in the YJCC Keeper of the H-65 Heavy Blaster
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Kerr_Plunk Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 8/14/02 10:33am Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.3*
	as i have in the past, i will now grace the newest version of the BYS... my first poetic contribution to the original Blue Yoda thread... Untitled by Kerr_Plunk 5/18 like you, blue Yoda, i am the color of the sky, i am the hue that rejoices before twilight falls, the last echo of a sunlit day, the blue field on which clouds will play, as, slowly, sunset hides them all i am the melting darkness of the morning.. i give way to the dawn, a faint hope of things to come announcing daybreak with bird like creatures calling, the dark blue grows green with the coming of the sun! like you, blue Yoda, i am the color of the sea, i am the contrast of the water to the celestial night daughter O! moon reflects on me, i am a mirror to the stars a sparkling gem, a rarity, a priceless well of sapphires i've seen your green, blue Yoda, a force of life it is like the return of spring, the grand colors intermingling... with a few leaves here, and a berry there, to your table, a feast you bring! i will break your fall, blue Yoda, though a simple stick, i am i've been on lonesome Dagoba, e'er waiting for your descent from far off clouds, into the shrouds, a foggy cloak concealed but, here you'll find that all is well, all green and blue revealed -----signature----- come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine! lemon puddin'
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