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Leonard_Shelby Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:34pm Subject: * The Blue Yoda Society Version 2.4* - Date Edited: 5/6/04 12:35am (23 edits total) Edited By: AdamBertocci
	ALL HAIL BLUE YODA! Welcome to the home of the BLUE YODA SOCIETY!!!! Truly great are we. Here you find the latest installment of the teachings of the Blue one. Here you will find more lunacy, stupidity and dumbness. In this new home we will once again discuss the berry, the stick, the leaf and the life saver. HISTORY OF THE BYS The Teachings chewycharmy ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply These were the words spoken by a new member named chewycharmy in the AOTC forum. At first, most replies stated that the poster was insane and on crack, and they laughed at him for his mistaken calling of a lightsaber a life saber. chewycharmy replied: You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy Making no sense at all, the replies continued to bash him, a particular member named cheddar tried to make sense of what chewycharmy had said, chewycharmy then responded again: you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy And then again: Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy That post, explaining the stick, began to unravel the mystery of the stick, the berry, and the leaf. Chewycharmy would respond only one more time before being banned: more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. charmy The Formation of the BYS While he would never speak again.... the memory of him would change from that of imbecile to prophet. A certain member, Darth_Envy, founded the Blue Yoda Society and was named Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant for the Blue Yoda Society. Soon, many members began to join the society. The criteria for entry was that the entire thread be read and that the hopeful member, write a haiku on the origin of either, the stick, the berry or the leaf. With the get in line thread, no longer existing, the society became the social thread for the AOTC forum. The BYS became a place for members, to let out their insanity, eat pie, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and throw BBQ's at Lando's Pits. Every Time a member posted, he/she would finish with AHBY! or All Hail Blue Yoda! Soon members inquired about the status of the prophet and it was revealed that he had been banned. In his profile, it read that the prophet was named Mike Hanna and worked at Home Depot. BYS members stormed their local Home Depot's looking for a cashier named Mike Hanna, but could not find him. Meanwhile, the BYS was at war with the Poofites (Yarael Poof is STILL my dad!) and the red side (Good News for fans of....). However eventually the 3 made peace in this historic photograph: Since this time, the BYS has gone through several threads. In 3 months time the BYS became the fastest growing thread on the JC. To date the BYS has amassed over 30,000 posts in 4 threads. Here are our previous homes: BYS v. 1.0 BYS v. 2.0 BYS v 2.1 BYS v 2.2 BYS v 2.3 Additionally, the BYS has its own websites!!! BYS Lando‘s v 3.0. (Created by our own DARTH_ARAKIS.) BYS Lando’s v 3.1(Created by our own dArTh_wenley.) Much of our original lunacy is stored here. Along with new lunacy as these are alternative hang-outs. REQUIREMENTS FOR MEMBERSHIP Anyone interested in joining the BYS should first put “AHBY!” into their signature. All are welcome to post in the BYS. Padawans will be chosen by current members of the BYS. Do not ask someone to take you as their padawan. You will be chosen upon proving your worthiness. Once you have been awarded a master you are required to add that detail into your signature too… For Example, your signature should look like this: AHBY! Padawan to [Master’s Name] For purposes of controlling socks, trolls and flames, every potential member will be looked into. Each potential member will be given membership on a case by case basis. If all checks out, you're good to go... ADVANCEMENT UP THE RANKS To become a Knight, a Padawan must complete the following tasks (they may be asked to do some of these tasks before being taken on as a padawan) You Must read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0. You Must write a Poem and Haiku. You Must post a theory about: -Chewycharmy -Blue Yoda -The Stick -The Leaf -The Berry -The Lifesaver -Lando’s BBQ and BBQ Sauce -Pabst -Yoda falling from the sky -Yoda training Luke because Yoda was lonely. Incoherent Is a Plus Your master will have some tasks of his or her own which you will be required to complete. You will “graduate” to a Knight once your master sees fit. Darth Envy will reward you with a Blue Yoda “Title”. As a knight you are required to post pictures and Haikus and you will have the opportunity to train a padawan of your own. For more info on Blue Yoda Society positions including “Masters” and “High Council Members”, click Here THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY Chewycharmy---------------------------"Prophet" HIGH COUNCIL Darth_Envy-----------------------------Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life SySnooty-------------------------------Chief Assistant to the Chancellor Leonard_Shelby-------------------------Chamberlain & Master of Protocol Wicket1138-----------------------------Master of Ceremonies DarthNomis------------------------------Chief of Security Darth_Wenley---------------------------Dean of Admissions TIE1138---------------------------------Recruiting Coordinator SPACEMONKEY20------------------------Sergeant at Arms--Official booter of those needing booting MEMBERS EMERITUS Master Salty----------------------------Supreme Vice-Chancellor For Life Darth_Arakis----------------------------High Council Emeritus/Creator of the E-Z Board Ugly Dookling----------------------------High Council Emeritus The_Farce------------------------------High Council Emeritus Darth Yorrick----------------------------High Council Emeritus DiMiT-----------------------------------High Council Emeritus Starless_Knight Darth_Ozzy Darthfinley Artanis_Knarf Sithchilde Obi-Dawn Kenobi Azzgunther Obi-Wan Yoda_in_Soap Cheddar Blue_Yoda Master_Blue_Yoda JediMasterYoda98 Ollievarr Jedi_Hope Mandalore_Enforcer BlueYodaAlly25 Specter-Kevlar IfAnakinLikedJazz Fatt_Fett Blue_Yoda_Forever Pooja Citizen-Tom Darth_Reaper George15 TheYodaPagoda Padawan_adri Darth_Lammerous Kal0527 Kun2112 Bluethunder MASTERS LoyalJedi BlackJebus Fite2Unite MasterCurenga EarthMachOne HumanJedi_24 PaplooTheory XR73627794 Wedges Nephews 2nd Cousin JediSaralyn Mrs_Kitty The Lurker KNIGHTS DorkmanScott JediJenLightsaber Master Ood Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Paul-Skywalker PADAWANS Akumz_Razor------------------------------>TIE1138 YouAgain---------------------------------->Darth_Wenley YODAS_HALF_BROTHER--------------------->Mrs_Kitty Solojones---------------------------------->Leonard_Shelby Ghosts_Of_Anakin-------------------------->Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Death-sticks------------------------------->JediJenlightsaber Sandjo_Koharr------------------------------>JediSaralyn Kenobikenobi------------------------------->Free Agent (looking for a Master) HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ Jake_Barnes Keith71_98 AdamBertocci Deranged Monkey, M.D. BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NathanDahlin DarthSapient Vertical DarthAttorney Jedi-mind-trick Further information can be gained by asking any member. Now sit back, relax, and get stupid! George Carlin: And have some flippin' fun.... ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! Shelby JMT Edit - Please see the new thread: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*. Thanks. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Supreme Chancellor \|\| Master to ApolloSmileGirl Don't run your mouth about loyalty if you know nothing about it.
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Mrs_Kitty Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:37pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Ok, now we can't have two of these. -----signature----- BYS since 7/29 Petite Keeper of Blue Yoda's Blue Cats "I assume I need no introduction." "I am no man." "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
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YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:39pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4* - Date Edited: 9/23/02 4:41pm (1 edits total) Edited By: YODAS_HALF_BROTHER
	Is this our new home? Or is the other 2.4 our new home? Or is 2.3 our home? Or is Lando's our home? Or don't we have a home. Are just a bunch of nomads doomed to a homeless existence, begging for cash as we regale passer-bys with tales of Blue Yoda, and Lando's BBQ, and chewycharmy and the berry and the leaf and the stick?!? Argggghh........ -----signature----- Obi-Wan is the Star Wars hero Forgive my erratic posting, I have loose wiring
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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:41pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	What's going on here? Why are there two threads?
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Suckpuppet Registered: Sep '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:46pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Uh.. Look, I'm a puppet that sucks! dances -----signature----- Now a proud overlord of the Suckingwealth of England, Scotland, Ireland, Australia, Canada, and everything else except the Falklands. Accept no suckstitutes. ~ Suckpuppet ™ 2002
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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:48pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Sp, please don't spam in here..thanks.
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SySnooty Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:48pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	This is it, sorry for the confusion, but Len has his mark-up training, and I don't, so this is our new home. Mine will be bulldozed. -----signature----- "Rrrrrrrrrrrrggggghghhghghhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Chewbacca in response to his Stupid EU Death. Chewie Lives! Keeper of the "Life Saver" JUst think about it! All hail BLUE YODA! since 5/14/02 Blue Oracle Hermit's #2 Remeber the BLUE of the society!
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YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:50pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Sad for you I am Snooty, such as nice home and to have it bulldozed brings a tear to my eye. A Haiku for our new home: 2 point 3 is gone. 2 point 4 we live in now Good times lie ahead! -----signature----- Obi-Wan is the Star Wars hero Forgive my erratic posting, I have loose wiring
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Leonard_Shelby Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:51pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4* - Date Edited: 9/23/02 5:20pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Leonard_Shelby
	Sorry for the confusion, everyone. Envy posted that he would like either myself or Sy to create the new thread earlier today. I proceeded to pm Envy and let him know I would do it. He agreed and sent me the mark-ups for the first post. However, our bud Sy was unaware of this and created the new thread based on Envy's post!!! Sy and I spoke via pm and it's been decided that this will be the new mansion... Once again, sorry... ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! Shelby -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Supreme Chancellor \|\| Master to ApolloSmileGirl Don't run your mouth about loyalty if you know nothing about it.
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SPACEMONKEY20 Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:52pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	A new home for us I get the big blue bedroom See my stereo? Yea........new thread......Yea, yea, Yea!!! -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Master All Hail Blue Yoda! "Patience runs out on the junkie... The dark side hires another soul.. Did he steal his fate or earn it? Was he force-fed... did he learn it? Whatever happened to his precious self control?"
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wicket1138 Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:53pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Well then. So this is our new home! I cant believe we've already been through 5 others here at the JC! Also, I would like to take this time to remind those people who are anti-BYS, to keep their opinions, there flames, and their desire to troll our thread, to themselves. If you dont like us, Im sorry, but frankly we dont want to hear about it. But on a lighter and happier note... well not so much a happier note... I am sad to say that although I utilized my powers as BBQ holder, it has not exactly been the most succesful of events... so let us just say that I am REstarting the BBQ, I hope this time you might all take a pabst here from me while I fire up the grill. tosses pabsts up into the air (By the way, this is where you say "catches pabst Thanks Wickett!" ...) -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda! BYS Since 5/15 (11:29) Patron Father of House Poof, 10th House of the Blue Yoda Society
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Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:56pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Ooh, I get this room! Opens ornate door to find a closet Uhh . . how 'bout this one? Opens an expensive looking door A bathroom? DAMN! I'll take the other blue bedroom. The one above Space's, so I can dance around and keep him up all night -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society \| Master Perhaps my time working at the suicide hotline would have lasted longer if I hadn't asked callers to explain their problems by saying, "Okay, shoot!"
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Mrs_Kitty Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 4:59pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Let's not forget these guys: -----signature----- BYS since 7/29 Petite Keeper of Blue Yoda's Blue Cats "I assume I need no introduction." "I am no man." "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
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wicket1138 Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 5:01pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	Well I guess I better pick a room too... you know, maybe we should actually 'design' and draw out where our rooms are in keep track of them... just a thought. So, my room... looks down the hallways Hm... which to pick, which to pick... randomly kicks open a door Yup. This is my room now. puts up shiny blue plaque on the door with name and all titles Yes... this'll do just fine... hangs up poster of yarael poof Here you are dad, you can settle in here in the new room. weep I hope you can come by to see us some day daddy... -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda! BYS Since 5/15 (11:29) Patron Father of House Poof, 10th House of the Blue Yoda Society
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SPACEMONKEY20 Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 9/23/02 5:01pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4*
	catches the Pabst....... Thanks Wick...... I brought some friends for the BBQ.... Happy Autumnal Equinox!!!!!!!! All Hail Blue Yoda -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Master All Hail Blue Yoda! "Patience runs out on the junkie... The dark side hires another soul.. Did he steal his fate or earn it? Was he force-fed... did he learn it? Whatever happened to his precious self control?"
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wicket1138 Registered: Mar '02	Date Posted: 9/23/02 5:02pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread version 2.4* - Date Edited: 9/23/02 5:04pm (1 edits total) Edited By: wicket1138
	gasp What happened to the monkey as part of the terrible trio?!? gasp Thanks for catching on Space... once again HINT: DO WHAT SPACE DID... Do my eyes deceive me? Are those twileks? Ladies, my room is right here... Im certain you will be needing to know that for the future... -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda! BYS Since 5/15 (11:29) Patron Father of House Poof, 10th House of the Blue Yoda Society
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