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SPACEMONKEY20 Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:27pm Subject: *The Blue Yoda Society Thread Version 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety* - Date Edited: 5/6/04 12:38am (10 edits total) Edited By: AdamBertocci
	Welcome to The Blue Yoda Society: Version 2.5 \| Six Months Of Blue Mystety ***Celebrating Half a Year of Lunacy, Moronic Absurdity, and Dumbness*** "All hail blue Yoda. He is the great being. Commence the blue yoda, COMMENCE!" Truly Great We Have Become... Here in our new home.... we will once again follow the teachings of the Blue Yoda, our Prophet Chewycharmy, and discuss the Stick, the Leaf, and the Berry...... A brief history of the BYS.... .....It all started six months ago today with one crazy post on a less than exciting day in the Attack of the Clones forum of the JC. It was May 13th, 2002, and all the spoilers for Episode II were already out of the bag. Although there were no new spoilers to discuss, the anticipation of seeing the new film was nearly at a fever pitch. ive seen the movie, and the green life saber is really yodas from the begining, it all makes sense green and green. In the third installment yodas life saber is now blue? That raises the question could yoda turn blue? THen if we think ahead to the empire strikes back, he is green again with a stick. what do you guys think please reply This was the first post of a thread titled "Yoda a different color?" created by a JC member named Chewycharmy. Considered by many as a rather "imbalanced" fellow, Chewycharmy felt compelled to convince the sometimes humorless folk of the spoilers forums that Yoda would somehow turn blue in Episode III. Before too long, the bashers came out in full force, proposing the poster was on crack or some kind of hallucinogen to come up with such a preposterous theory. They even made fun of his intentional misspelling of the word lightsaber (life saver). It wasn't long before the mysterious Chewycharmy posted again.... You guys are morons, Its a light saber, i was being sarcastic, if you saw the hidden meaning in my reply you might have picked up on what i said. Think about it LIGHT! ring a bell, its the opposite of dark. ThE DARK SIDE. yoda will turn blue i assure you, my question is, how did he turn green again?? Charmy [image=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hKBVwFoU9TEC:www.toshistation.com/images/ninjanien2.jpg] Chewycharmy Rather than seeing the pure, insane genius that lay in those posts, the critics and nay Sayers continued to flame the enigmatic poster. Finally, one JC member named Cheddar stepped forward to try to defend and make sense of what he was saying, then Chewycharmy appeared once again... you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended. Chewycharmy And then again: Its amazing that you guys do not take me seriously, im really getting pissed. Chedder you have made some great comments, and i thank you for sticking by my opinion. The stick is just a stick yoda landed on when he fell into the swamp. It broke the little guys' fall. That stick saved yodas life, thats why he keeps it by his side. It is his life saver- no pun intended. Who ever fought yoda was inraged since the saber blended in with yoda. The enemy in turn turned yoda into a different color for a fair fight.!! This is a serious post, please dont knock my input. Charmy Finally getting more of the story, JC members flocked to the thread to see what all the commotion was about. People were riveted by the moronic absurdity of it all. Many thought this had to be one of the funniest things ever to occur in JC history, or at least a clever prank. It is also believed that many a monitor and keyboard had to be replaced during this time due to people laughing and spitting out beverages on them. So with another mystery involving a stick revealed, the leaf and the berry were soon to follow before Chewycharmy was permanently banned from the JC for unrelated offenses..... more info..... Yodas secret will be unlocked i know this. Yoda was revealed in the swamp, in the Empire strikes back. I heard he was sent there after the fight. After he found his stick, he began living there with little food, and little to drink. People wonder how he survived in the swamp. Its simple. Yoda has a little body, he doesnt need to eat alot of food to stay alive, an occasional berry and a leaf might be all the little guy needs. Furthermore the force helps him stay alive as well. As we all know yoda cant love, he has no heart. Hes a mutant, HE tended to skywalker because he was the only one that fell into the swamp. He was lonley and needed somehting to do. Yoda meeting skywalker was all a conisadence. Trust me it was. It makes perfect sense. I am done explaing for a while. My duty toward the explanation of yoda is done. Guys say all you want, the truth is out there, it will be revealed in a couple days. Charmy Although this would be his last known post for the time being, Chewycharmy would continue to gain a following. It was about this time that the majority declared him a prophet rather than "Crack Head" and his posts became the cornerstone of what would become The Blue Yoda Society. Founded by Darth_Envy, The Blue Yoda Society started out simple enough. The main criteria for membership required one to read the entire thread, put "All Hail Blue Yoda" in your signature, write haikus and poems about the Blue Yoda, and enjoy the comfort of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Lando's Famous BBQ. The other criteria were for the prospective member to be a rambling, incoherent buffoon with a bent sense of humor. [image=http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:20PvUkcn_y0C:www.amra.pl/star/27.jpg] Chewycharmy and our "Main Man" Lando The numbers continued to grow in our ranks much to the chagrin of the rest of the AOTC forum and we were soon sent to the Misc. Forums to hopefully die a quiet death. Luckily, our lunacy and notoriety began to spread to the entire JC, taking in new members from all corners of the boards. It wouldn't be long before we outgrew the Misc. Forums and Darth Attorney had us moved to the "Community". For many, this was the final test to see if we were really a legitimate organization of the JC. We were happy to find the transition was smooth and we are now stronger than ever. In our time here at the JCC, we have seen many new and exciting changes. Old members came back to the fold, SySnooty took over as Supreme Chancellor, and a solid, more cohesive High Council evolved. Our esteemed dArth wenley even created a new and improved message board called Lando's 3.1 plus a new website, and best of all, more teachings of Chewycharmy were discovered recently in the form of "sock" posts now known as The Blue Sea Scrolls. We were very excited to find those. As this year ends and the new one begins, our latest endeavor has been the creation of The Blue Yoda Party. This is our official effort for political party representation in the forums and to elect Darth Envy as President of the JC. With Leonard Shelby as his running mate, we look forward to a strong victory in the coming election in February. We are but simple imbeciles, but we are proud of our traditions and our Blue heritage. ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!!! THE BLUE YODA SOCIETY ROSTER AS OF NOVEMBER 13, 2002 Chewycharmy---------------------------"Prophet" HIGH COUNCIL SySnooty----------------------------------Supreme Chancellor and Thread Mutant For Life Leonard_Shelby--------------------------Supreme Vice-Chancellor For Life//Chamberlain & Master of Protocol DarthNomis-------------------------------Chief of Security Darth_Wenley----------------------------Keeper of Lando's and the BYS Site TIE1138----------------------------------Recruiting Coordinator JediSaralyn-------------------------------Dean of Admissions SPACEMONKEY20-------------------------Sergeant at Arms // Dealer of the Cards MASTERS Darth Envy--------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SC&TMFLE Master Salty------------------------------High Council Emeritus/SV-CFLE Wicket1138-------------------------------High Council Emeritus Darth_Yorrick-----------------------------High Council Emeritus Wedges Nephews 2nd Cousin-------------High Council Emeritus The Lurker--------------------------------High Council Emeritus LoyalJedi BlackJebus Fite2Unite MasterCurenga EarthMachOne HumanJedi_24 PaplooTheory XR73627794 Paul-Skywalker JediJenLightsaber Mrs_Kitty KNIGHTS DorkmanScott Master Ood Yuuzhan_Vong_Warrior YODA'S_HALF_BROTHER Death-sticks Ghosts_Of_Anakin YouAgain Padawan_adri Dark_Jedi_Kam Zeekveerko Master_Yaddle PADAWANS Solojones------------------------------->Leonard_Shelby Sandjo_Koharr------------------------->JediSaralyn Obi-Pres-------------------------------->YouAgain Lysonicstorm--------------------------->PaplooTheory NaboosPrincess------------------------>The Lurker MEMBERS EMERITUS Darth_Arakis-----------------------------High Council Emeritus/Creator of the E-Z Board Ugly Dookling-----------------------------High Council Emeritus The_Farce--------------------------------High Council Emeritus DiMiT-------------------------------------High Council Emeritus Azzgunther Cheddar IfAnakinLikedJazz Fatt_Fett Blue_Yoda_Forever Pooja Darth_Reaper George15 TheYodaPagoda Kal0527 Kun2112 Bluethunder HONORARY MEMBERS GriffZ jedi-mind-trick RidingMyCaroselOnYou Jake_Barnes AdamBertocci Keith71_98 Deranged Monkey, M.D. BLUE KEEPERS OF THE PEACE NathanDahlin DarthSapient Vertical DarthAttorney Our other home... Lando's 3.1 Visit our new website! Blue Yoda Society Official Site Membership Requirements 1. Announce your desire to join on the thread 2. Read the first 500 posts of BYS 1.0 BYS 1.0 3. The rest can be found here click me 4. Any questions about membership can be directed to our Dean of Admissions, JediSaralyn. Now.......lets all have a Pabst and get stupid! Congrats to all on making it to the six month mark! I'll say it again... ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!!! -Space Edited by request. -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Master All Hail Blue Yoda! "Patience runs out on the junkie... The dark side hires another soul.. Did he steal his fate or earn it? Was he force-fed... did he learn it? Whatever happened to his precious self control?"
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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:28pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	WOW!!! Great job Space!!! You've made CC proud!! Jango should have ducked.
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DarthNomis Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:29pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety* - Date Edited: 11/13/02 1:30pm (2 edits total) Edited By: DarthNomis
	EDIT: EGADS G_O_A beat me to it. still ....nice pad Daddy-O, the prophet would be proud! -----signature----- "Don't try and frighten us with your sorcerers' ways Lord Vader." "I find you're lack of faith disturbing" "Vader release him...This bickering is pointless." The Blue side of Yoda is a pathway to many absurdities that some consider to be unfunny. AHBY!
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RidingMyCarousel Registered: Feb '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:30pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Congrats on 6 months, guys -----signature----- The internet died in 2001. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIexG8179K8 *AoE Apprentice*
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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:31pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Sorry Nomis... didn't mean to step in front of you there.. Jango should have ducked.
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NaboosPrincess Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: May '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:38pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	::looks around:: Hey, Space, this new thread is awesome! -----signature----- Shark movies bring out a rough crowd.
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MushroomHead Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:43pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	lo peeps. -----signature----- "My Satan sense is tingling" Obi-Wan's Apparition:"Am I double special because I have two spaces?" Sapient on admins: "a collective organization who is power-hungry and oppressive" Vertical: "the administration is just a bunch of ban-happy fools"
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SySnooty Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:44pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Six months. 2.5 I love it!!! Buddy it's killer! AHBY! -----signature----- "Rrrrrrrrrrrrggggghghhghghhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Chewbacca in response to his Stupid EU Death. Chewie Lives! Keeper of the "Life Saver" JUst think about it! All hail BLUE YODA! since 5/14/02 Blue Oracle Hermit's #2 Remeber the BLUE of the society!
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Ghosts_Of_Anakin Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:49pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Somebody gonna lock up 2.4?? ?:\| It's just sitting there...so sad... Jango should have ducked.
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 1:58pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety* - Date Edited: 11/13/02 2:00pm (1 edits total) Edited By: PaplooTheory
	Awesome. I like the new place... doesn't quite have that "beer, bbq, porn feel" to yet... though that shan't take long Doesn't fee like home 'till one person shows up... Ah, that's better -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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Lysonicstorm Registered: Oct '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 2:04pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety* - Date Edited: 11/13/02 2:08pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Lysonicstorm
	Hey all! Nice to see 2.5 up. Here's to a great new thread!!! <clink> THe demons are talking to me from in my computer!!! I am running scandisk, lavasoft ad-aware, and anti-virus, but I can't shut them up!!!! ..........Wait, maybe if I turned off the Quake music, that one song called Drugs... -----signature----- All Hail Blue Yoda! Master in Blue Yoda Society WE TOLD YOU SO.
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SPACEMONKEY20 Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 2:05pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety* - Date Edited: 11/13/02 2:15pm (2 edits total) Edited By: SPACEMONKEY20
	Well...........we gotta fill up the tequilla pool first, PT....... I'm sure it will get the "grimy" feel to it soon enough.... Thanks RMCOY..........and everyone else.... Special thanks to Darth Envy and Master Salty......plus SySnooty and the rest of HC for their kind words and encouragement on making the new thread. dang.....Thanks to Paul and Lurker for input too! -----signature----- Blue Yoda Society: Master All Hail Blue Yoda! "Patience runs out on the junkie... The dark side hires another soul.. Did he steal his fate or earn it? Was he force-fed... did he learn it? Whatever happened to his precious self control?"
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 2:08pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Two BYS threads... oh the insanity! -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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JediJenlightsaber Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 2:08pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	WOW WOW WOW "pushes jaw back into place Space this is so awesome You are the MAN
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LoyalJedi Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 11/13/02 2:11pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Pushes in new recliners for everyone, and in each chair...a keg Ok, let's kick this party off right! I got some Lando's BBQ to go, I got a 61" HD TV on its way, and AOTC in the DVD player! -----signature----- AHBY! Master in the Blue Yoda Society Protector of the Big Blue Berries and BYS Pretty Boy I have officially adopted Mediator....poor, poor guy The Great Equalizer
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PaplooTheory Registered: Nov '01	Date Posted: 11/13/02 2:14pm Subject: RE: *The Blue Yoda Society vs. 2.5 : Six Months of Mystety*
	Cancel the TV, my Padawan is bringing his 110" screen and DVD projector AHBY -----signature----- AHBY! I tried to pass for nothing but my dreams gave me away. Visionary dreamer of the Blue Teachings and t-rex
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