Author Topic: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Earwen_Lightrider 
Title: Midwest Resident Sock-Aholic
Registered: Jan '04
41231_Darth Talon
Date Posted: 11/13/06 9:05pm Subject: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Long long ago, in a
galaxy far, far away…


PINK
FIVE

The Rebel Alliance’s destruction of the
DEATH STAR™ made Luke Skywalker™
a hero throughout the galaxy™

But many other untrained pilots also
risked their lives in that fateful battle…


[The screen suddenly cuts from the ship scene to an announcer desk with a shiny protocol droid making an announcement]

We interrupt this regularly scheduled fan film to bring you an important announcement. The MidWest Region is experiencing a change in officers on patrol. mirax80 and Drk Father1 have been mysteriously replaced by Earwen_Lightrider and jedi_runya. These two will be taking on the duties as your Regional RSAs. So please pester them with any board issues you may have.

[scene cuts to a reporter standing next to the two new RSAs]

I’m here with Natalie [Earwen_Lightrider] and Christina [jedi_runya] to give you more details on this breaking news.

Seems Natalie was previously the RSA in the Pacific and has recently moved into our region. Her Fan Force experience dates back to 2004 when she helped found the Spokantina, a great group of people in Spokane, WA. She enjoys working with all sorts of people, likes making new friends, and is proud to be called a geek. She now resides in Madison, WI and is getting to know the patrons of the Mad Ison Cantina.

Christina is the current CR from St. Louis, MO. She has been involved with Fan Force for 4 years and has worked hard gathering other obsessed SW fans together since moving to St. Louis in 2003. She loves meeting new people, working on computers and playing on the net all through the night.

We now open up our broadcast to questions and comments from those standing by. This sector should be advised that Earwen_Lightrider is the main RSA for this sector.

 

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Part of the Rebellion - Kickin' Hutt butt
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Mauler_II 
Registered: Mar '02
6642_42
Date Posted: 11/14/06 1:41pm Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Bunnies.

 

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Earwen_Lightrider 
Title: Midwest Resident Sock-Aholic
Registered: Jan '04
41231_Darth Talon
Date Posted: 11/14/06 6:31pm Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber


"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it?"

 

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Back up singer for Däernan!
1/3 of the PPT | Palso Fan
Spokantina Co-Founder | Spring 2007 RPF: Kindest RPer
Part of the Rebellion - Kickin' Hutt butt
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jedi_runya 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan '05
23758_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 11/15/06 9:30pm Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Oh My!! *reminds self to steer clear of killer bunnies... grin

 

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"Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it." -Henry Ford
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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 3/8/07 7:48pm Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
I'm trying very hard to care.

 

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Balls.

I has them.
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Idaara 
Registered: Apr '02
13693_Leia Solo
Date Posted: 7/17/07 6:08pm Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
About the change, or about bunnies?

 

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solo414 
Registered: Mar '02
18616_Millennium Falcon
Date Posted: 7/17/07 6:54pm Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
I care a lot about rabbits, not so much about RSAs. Rabbits are a lot more fun to cuddle.

 

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Idaara 
Registered: Apr '02
13693_Leia Solo
Date Posted: 7/18/07 3:31am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
But how many RSA's have you cuddled to make an accurate comparison? wink

 

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solo414 
Registered: Mar '02
18616_Millennium Falcon
Date Posted: 7/18/07 7:21am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Well, none. But I hope RSAs aren't fluffy. 'Cause that's just weird.

 

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Mauler_II 
Registered: Mar '02
6642_42
Date Posted: 7/18/07 8:23am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
As I understand it RSAs are actually multi-dimensional beings. In order to cuddle with them you need to first consume a pan-galactic-gargle blaster while yodeling the theme from M*A*S*H. Oh - and you have to create a singularity which would of course destroy our little corner of the galaxy. That's not so bad though - the western spiral arm has never been very fashionable.

 

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Snuggiwan76 
Registered: Sep '04
6466_Baron Fel
Date Posted: 7/18/07 8:33am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Howdy all. Been awhile since I have been here. Looks like big changes new RSA. All I did was have a kid, and buy a house.
Hard to measure up to the whole RSA thing really. Wow. <<Pause>> What's a RSA exactly?

 

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Mauler_II 
Registered: Mar '02
6642_42
Date Posted: 7/18/07 8:37am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
RSA

Redundant Squid Actuator
Rebellious Service Attendant
Regional Sales Associate
Red Squishy Artichoke

Shall I go on?

 

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solo414 
Registered: Mar '02
18616_Millennium Falcon
Date Posted: 7/18/07 8:46am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Really Silly Aardvark
Robust Sweet Apple
Rectangular Stair Apparatus
Rodent Seeking Ape
Radiant Sun Above

 

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Snuggiwan76 
Registered: Sep '04
6466_Baron Fel
Date Posted: 7/18/07 9:19am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
Rose Scented After-shave

Repugnant Smelling Aroma

Reaming Something Always

Really Small Appliance

Radioactive Simian Assistant

Reluctant Shower Attendee

Robotic Sales Associate

Redundant Site Advisor

 

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JediRacer8 
Registered: Feb '04
23715_Mara Jade
Date Posted: 7/18/07 9:40am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber
My favorite is Robotic Sales Associate. Let's go with that one.

Doesn't the term "bansaber" seem a tiny bit negative?

 

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NoxiousTed 
Registered: Nov '05
6825_Purple Tentacle
Date Posted: 7/18/07 9:41am Subject: RE: [New Midwest RSAs] Passing of the bansaber - Date Edited: 7/18/07 9:42am (1 edits total) Edited By: NoxiousTed
Seems a whole lot negative. And they wonder why they have this negative association...

 

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