A New Hope: The Pants Version

Look, I can take your pants as far as Anchorhead. You can get a shuttle there to Pants Eisley or wherever you're going.

 

You must do what your pants feel is right, of course.

Ok, I'm done for now before I finish the movie.

 

Inside the Pants Star:

Taggie: "AS long as the rebels have obtained the technecal readouts of these PANTS
Our pants are vunrable , The rebels pants are much more dangerous than you realize!"

 

MOTTI: Dangerous to your pants Commander--not to this battle station!

 

TAGGE: The Rebellion will continue to gain the pants of the Imperial Senate.

 

Tarkin: The Imperial Pants will no longer be of any pants to us. I have just recieved word that the pants have been dissolved permanently!

 

Tagge: That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without his pants?

 

Tarkin. The regional governors now have direct control over their pants. Fear will keep the local systems in line... fear of these pants.

 

Taggi: and what of the rebel pants, if the rebels have gained technical readouts of these pants they may however unlikely find Pants, and exploit them...

 

Vader: Thr Pants which you reffer to will soon be back in our hands...

 

Motti: any attempt to exploit this Pants station would be a useless jesture,no matter what technical readouts they obtained, These Pants are now the Ultimate Pants in the universe, I suggest we use them...

 

DV: Don't be too proud of these technological pants you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignifigant next to the power of these pants.

 

Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's pants, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to those ancient pants hasn't help you conjure up the stolen data tapes...or given you clarivoyance enough to find... the rebels... hidden... pants...

 

DV: I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Motti: (choking)

 

Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, give him back his pants!

DV: As you wish.

(feel free to jump in anytime, Drew)

 

Luke: But I want to go the station to get some power converters.

Uncle Owen: You can waste time with your friends pants later.

 

Admiral Piett: Bounty Hunters! We don't need their pants.

 

Lando:
What have done to my pants?

Han: Your pants? hey, I won those fair and square.

Lando: And how are your pants, Chewbacca?

 

Wedge: Look at the size of those pants!

Commander: Cut the chatter Red 2

 

Tarkin: This bickering is pointless. Lord Vader will provide us with the location of the Rebel pants, and we will crush the rebellion with one pair of pants.

 

Tarkin:by the time these pants are operational...

PANTSTOOINE:

Luke:Sure looks like was the pants people alright, Look there's Pantha tracks and pantie sticks everywhere.It just I've never heard of then hitting any Pants this big before...

 

BEN: They didn't. But we are meant to think they did. These pants are
side by side. pantspeople always ride single file to hide there pants.

 

LUKE: These are the same pantwas that sold us panttoo and pantspio.

BEN: And these skid marks, too accurate for pantpeople. Only
Imperial pantroopers are so precise.

 

LUKE: Why would Imperial panttroops want to slaughter pantawas?

(come on guys Am I gonna do this alone?)

 

Luke: If they traced the pants here they might have learned who they sold them too - and that would lead them back... home! (Runs off)

Ben: Wait, Luke. Its too dangerous without your pants!

(Luke arrives at the homestead and finds two pair of smoldering pants)