FF:QLD alternate ending chewbacca is lukes father (simpson's qute thred)

Homer: Oh boy are you in trouble.

Bart: What do you mean dad?

Homer: When a woman says nothing's wrong...you better belive something's wrong. And when a woman says something's wrong...you better belive EVERYTHING is wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny...you better not laugh your ass off!

 

Oh man that made me roffle...





This is coming out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.

 

Homer: ...And I won't rest till I get a hotdog!

Marge: Homer, this is a cemetery.

Hotdog guy: Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs here!

Marge: What do you do? Follow my husband around?

Hotdog guy: Lady, is putting my kids through collage!

 

hey Sparky, I already used that one..! ;P hah

I'm a good guy! I pay my taxes!
I don't see why I have to spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell!

 

hmm so i see...


The Alien has a sweet heavenly voise, like Erkle. And it appears every friday night, like Erkle.

Well, your story is very complelling Mr Jackass..i mean Simpson...i'll just write it up on my invisible typewriter...hmm..hmmm...hmmm..hmmm

Jeez, you didn't have sarcatic

bum walks in holding lighter

I just torched a building and I'm afraid i'll do it again.

Well, just let me write it up on my invisible typewriter...hmmm....hmmm...hmm..hmm..hmmm...hmmm..Fruitcake!

 

*homer* use your light saber
*mark hammil* what and break it,george lucas makes me pay for these you know

 

Cows don't look like cows on screen, you gotta paint horses.

What happens if you need horses?

Eh, we just tape a bunch of cats together.

 

ayid glaven pawns cant move that way you stoopid arm *frink*

 

Snake: Oh No...BETA!

 

"Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr."
"You should talk!"
"Yarr." (bashful)

 

Mo's TV Add:...So for good food, good service and...ah...alot of crazy crap on the walls come on down to uncle mo's family feedbag. Uncle Mo's family feed bag it's good, good, good, good...good, good, good!

Hommer: hmmm, sounds good.

 

alright time for a crime spree

 

Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidently' with 'repeatedly', and replace 'dog' with 'son'.

 

hi every body






*hi docter nick*

 

If you want me to eat these cookies for you, make no sign.
...
Thy will be done.
~chomp crunch etc~

 

"Order order, do you kids wanna be like the real UN, or do you just want to squabble and waste time?"

 

If i can pull out an old cliche, aye carrumba!....aye currumba indeed.

 

Stretch Dude, and Clobber Girl!
He's a human rubber band and she's the hulk in pearls...
He's a limber lad - she's a powerful lass!
He'll ring your neck, and she'll kick your ass!
Stretch Dude - and Clobber Girl!
Stretch Dude - Clobber girl!...


Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair,
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest.
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions,
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year,
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!


(in a fine singin' mood today. Now if only the office wasn't so silent... )

 

marge your as smart as yoda and as beautiful as princess leia

 

Homer: Gone bowling, if not back, avenge death.





(best brb lunch message ever! )

 

*skinner* what have you been smoking?
*willie* opium.
*skinner* no,...besides that ?

 

MOE: Can you change the words from "What I got, I wanna get and stick it in you" to "What I'ld like, is I'ld like to hug and kiss you"?

CHILE PEPPERS: Hey, thats much better...Everyone can enjoy that!

 

we want chilli willies