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Yes..but would one say learning to live longer..is in a way cheating death...

Mere postponement.

And its not really relevant to the evolution question ....

Get on with the god ones.

 

How many times did I laugh earlier today as I watched Fern Britton say "pearl necklace" repeatedly on a jewellery feature on This Morning?

 

Salvation is of the Lord! Don't believe a lie, it will damn your soul.

dreamt

shakespere only mentions america once

as for the stone one..If you are of the school in which god is the so-called all powerful being that brings thoughts to matter probably..

If you are an athiest who belives western relgion was designed to control the massess probably not...

 

took your time

 

How many times did TTG laugh? approx the same number of pearl necklace referances..

 

So if god is omnipotent he can create a pearl necklace so heavy that he can't lift it? Is that what you're saying? Is that your final answer, Mr Dale?

 

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

You're trying to catch me out here aren't you OJK??

As far as I'm concerned god is a metaphore and not an actual physical being..Whether he can lift things heavier than himself...well that's all down to interpritation..if someone belives god to be a man with a white beard shooting rods of lightening from his backside and the arm girth of jeff capes...maybe....if he chose to do so...if you belive god is a pure energy then maybe not...

 

Madam Arun, your crystal balls are indeed powerful - ok - here's another...you may want to rub them again

How much of a tit did Jason Donovan look with a black Frank Sidebottom hairdo and goatee? Oh - and how much did he fancy John Leslie?

 

Age has not been kind to jason..first he lost he blond hair to premature balding..then he got fat, then he took to stuffing powder up his nose...whether Jay is gay...I'd rather not comment espically after what happened to The Face...

As for John Leslie I think he's still kicking himself for dumping Catherine Zeta Jones

 

Will the porter ever give up? (His new and impressive laydee-pulling trick, is flicking elastic bands across the office daily, in an effort to remove fronds from a pot plant)

I've been saying encouraging things like, "WOW" and yawning a lot.

 

Its a theological paradox which I was surprised to find I was just about to bore you with the ins and outs of, before catching myself and realising it was unlikely that anybody would give a toss.

 

Has he resorted to staring at your chest and slapping your bottom yet...

 

Chest staring, yup
Bottom slapping, nope (I'm mainly sat on it)

Bringing me pictures of himself and family, yup
Showing me "funny" text messages on his mobile phone daily, yup
Telling me his willy is 4cm "on the flop", yup
Sitting on my desk every two hours, yup.

 

Death to Smoochie!

I have no questions. The mysteries of the universe aren't so mysterious.

 

Just go out with him. How bad can it be?

 

LOL

What? You mean, dump John Merrick for the porter?

 

Who's John Merrick?

You could always see them both

 

John I Am Not An Animal Merrick aka The Elephant Man

 

I fail to understand how a 4cm penis would impress a lady...

Get a restaining order..like the one I've got over Wormie

 

Oh I didn't realise you was dating the Chetster (not that he's here)

 

Haven't you got The Elephant Man on DVD..apprently the region 4 is stacked

 

Can I get a restraining order to stop him collecting my post?

EDIT: Btw - I was even more impressed by 4cm when he used a ruler to demonstrate

 

No but have been meaning to get the R1 for ages (it has a 5.1 track over the R2 - but no chapter stops). R4 is the same as the R2 - though saying that, it is stacked for a Lynch DVD

 

Demand a paperless office

Gav: Pick up a dictionary, find section 'S' look up word sarcasam