Montréal Auberge De Méandres

G'day mates. Bonjour mes amis.

Due to popular demand, I'm proud to announce the opening of the first Canadian Meanders Inn right here in Montréal.

Based on the hugely sucessful Meanders Inn from South Australia (Est 2005), and of course, our recently opened Inn in Syracuse NY, we offer a relaxed atmosphere around the clock, serving your favourite beverages and snacks.

Yes we have Tim Tams! Jawa Juice squeezed fresh from the finest Jawas! And your friendly CR has just been educating me on the delights of Beaver Tail - I'm sure we can rustle up some of that too.

So come in out of the cold, pull up a stool at the bar, grab a jug of maple syrup (I know how much you guys love that stuff) and have a chat. Our friendly bar droids will cater to your every need.

You'll have to pardon my French though - The budget didn't extend as far as purchasing a translator droid. Well not a good one anyway

Welcome and Enjoy! Bienvenue et apprécient!

 

*Walks in and smells the fresh paint. Walks up to the bar and orders a Jawa juice and gets a plate of Tim Tams*

Hey D_M, I'm glad you've expanded to this part of the world! Welcome. I hope this newest expansion will be a great success in the growing Meander's Inn chain.

 

Thanks Goddess

.. grabs an especially ripe Jawa from the pen and starts up the juicer ...

 

*Watches with great interest as D_M prepares my juice*

 

*Sees a new building and decides to visit. Walking in she see Goddess at the bar. Walking up to her, her attention is caught by the bartender who is making what looks like juice.*

This hasn't been open for long, still smells new. What's he making?

 

*Looks at LJS*

He's making Jawa Juice.

*Points to the side door*

See the penn of Jawas out there!

*Pushes a plate towards LJS*

Here try a Tim Tam! They are very good!

 

*Looks at the penn then back to the plate Goddess pushed her way*

Hum okay. D_M I'll try one of those hum Jawa Juice of yours while I'm at it. Might as well try it too.

*takes tim tam, unsure of what is actually in there*

My brain is wondering, does my curiousity want to knwo what's in these.

 

Don't worry LJS, Tim Tams are good!

*Glances at the juicer*

Now the Jawa Juice I'm not so sure about!

 

*gulps*

On second thought maybe I'll pass the Jawa Juice, especially since I'm about to leave for bed...

*takes a bit off her tim tam and chews slowly*

Hey these are good!

 

*Eats one of the Tim Tams as well and waits patiently for my juice*

I guess waiting till you aren't about to go to bed to try new things you aren't sure of is a good idea!

 

I thought so too...

*finishes her tim tam*

Well I'm going to be off to bed now. Looks like great place you got started over here D_M! I'll be back later, when my eyelids aren't being heavy and falling over my eyes...

 

Goodnight LJS!

*Eats another Tim Tam and wonders if there's ever going to be any service behind the bar or if D_M is going to squeeze every last Kawa before serving up the juice*

 

... rushes in from half way round the planet ..

Sorry to keep you waiting

I think its just about had enough squeezing now.

.. hands GJSF a glass of JJ ..

Look! Its even got a little umbrella shaped like half a Death Star!

Talk to you later

... rushes out again ..

 

Don't rush on my account!

*Takes JJ and tries it*

Ummm, not bad!

*Sips at it again*

Nice umbrella!

*Takes glass and sits at a nearby table*

 

*Comes in*

G'day Canadians!

 

*Waves*

Hiya Dashy! Come sit with me!

 

*Sits down next to Goddess*

*Orders a milkshake*

 

*walks in with hood on, walks up to the bar, orders drink*

Crikey ... what a place this is!

*turns* Hello, dashy!

 

*Sips at my Jawa Juice and looks over at the milkshake Dashy has*

Hmmm, that looks very good! Here have a Tim Tam before they're all gone!

*Passes Dashy a plate and looks up as someone new walks into the Inn*

Hiya Toddi! Welcome to our cold climate! Come pull up a chair near the fire.

 

Thanks!!! *Bites into the Tim Tam*

Heya Toddddiii!!!

 

*pulls up a chair near the fire*

Ahhh nice and warm. Nice place you've got here ... lot's of space! *looks around*

Heeeyy Dashyyyy!

 

Ahhh, I see the advance troops have set up base.

VB thanks !


Glad to see that there's an exact replica of my favourite recliner here...

When's the Plasma Widescreen get installed ?

 

*looks around again*

Ahhh ... hello fearless leaders

*turns back, looking at the fire, watches dashy devour a Tim-Tam*

 

*attempts to walk in, but has froze about a meter from the door*