JCC Famous movie quotes

"If it bleeds, it's probably hurt" - Dutch Schiffer

 

"Nobody makes Baby sit over there."

 

The dexterous organism massages the topical moisturizer into its skin.

 

I'll have whatever gave her that orgasm.

 

Also, this axe that I own.

 

" I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." - Agent Smith , Matrix

 

"I know tai chi" - Agent Neo

 

"houston, there's a problem!" - tom hanks in appolo 18

 

Did you say badges? We don't have any badges. We don't need any badges. I don't have to show you my badge.

 

I'll make him a very strong offer.

 

They're trying to trap us!

 

"every time i try to get out, they always make me come back in" - the godfather (al pacheno) in godfather part 2

 

"why don't you make like a tree, and get lost!" - bif from back to the future

 

"You can't go to Mordor just like that!" - Borimir

 

My four legged friend, I have a conscious mind that the violently destructive windstorm that occurred over land has somehow transported our home to a location that is no longer that of Kansas.

 

"guys, what island are we on?" - charlie from lost

 

No Mr. Bond, I'm thinking you will die.

 

i guess i should have rescued my slave mother years ago but she slaves on a planet made of sand and i don't like that stuff.

 

It's me! Johnny!

 

here's a good scene from raiders of the last ark, featuring indiana jones and the guy driving the plane when they are escaping from belloc and those chinese natives:

"hey, there's a snake in this cockpit!"
"oh that's my pet snake richie!"
"but i hate snakes!"
"oh c'mon, be brave!"

 

love that movie, here's another one

"we have top men working on it"
"who?"
"oh, just some guys."

 

Iiiit's Moooooorning, Viieeeeeetnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

 

here's looking at you, bitch.

 

this one is from the lost crusade, another indiana john film:

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