I'm feeling pretentious. Let's talk about plate tectonics.

I liek Papa John's.

 

The only thing I don't like about Papa John's is that they don't have pan pizza. Grr.

 

Yeah, but that's why I like them. The thin crust is awesome!

 

I hear if continental drift doesn't deliver your pizza in 30 million years, you get it free!

 

Thin crust's alright, but I just adore pan pizza. Nice and super-greasy.

LOL @ John

 

Woo hoo!

 

Oh yeah, I bet Papa Johns'll have some wacky anniversary special on strange years.

Like, it's our 8,348,194th anniversary! Two large pizzas for $14.99 or whatever, yadda yadda.

 

Oh yeah. I always eat my pizza on paper plates, never ceramic.