Introduce yerself!

That was some storm last night!

 

aye, it most certainly was......

whle city was shaking, and now its littered with bits of tree, bits of roof, bits of pigeon....

 

Hmm, who shall I ban first?

 

how the FUDGE did that fudging happen ?

powers that be !
yes, you !

what the fudge was going throughj your pointy little heads when you decided to give THAT...

// points at Obi-One

... FUDGING GOAT ABUSER board superpowers ?

it'll all end in ouzo and traditional dancing, I warn you......

heheheh
congratulations Obi-One....... I think.......

 

Nae worry Mr DD. I have my powers for only 24 more hours. And I can't ban anybody.

Oh well, they gave Palps temporary emergency powers.

 

Danky - we need to invent a game that you won so we can give you VIP colours for a week or so.

Hell, it might actually liven the place up a bit if we had a genuine competition - you should speak to Yoshee.

 

Excellent idea malkie!

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ouzo !

I can feel my liver twitching at the very sight of the stuff......

yes indeed, I must have a word with Yoshee about new scottish board stuff ? is the gents public lavatory at Kings Cross, third cubicle along, knock three times and ask for 'Steve' still the best way to get in touch with him, aye?

 

I think so.

 

Depends - on Friday's he prefers to be called "Debra"

 

or 'Debbie' to his regulars.

Did we hear whether or not Yoshee managed to wriggle out of that 'gross indecency with domestic animals' charge ?

poor Tiddles. She hardly ever comes out from behind that sofa these days....

 

He got off because the DCI was his accomplice.

 

Arg! Never, ever eat chilli beans while you're away from your toilet!

 

conversely, its unwise to go to the toilet just after cutting chillis.....

 

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Name:Ryan Anderson
Age: 17
Where are you from? Glasgow
What are you doing on the Scottish board? I'm scottish
Favourite Star Wars episode: Return of the Jedi
Favourite Star Wars character: chewbacca or R2
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? a cat
How's the weather? pish
Tea or coffee? Tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru
Whisky or whiskey? don't drink
Last dream you remember: Being attcked by a gang of bisexuals dressed like neds
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: not telling
Last book you read: Stupid white men

 

As well, it's unwise to ride to Oban with DD after a night of binge drinking.



Ahh the memories.

 

Being attcked by a gang of bisexuals dressed like neds

*raises eyebrow*

*avoids asking how you knew they were bisexuals...*



Welcome!

 

Name: Chris
Age: 20
Where are you from? Just outside Glasgow
What are you doing on the Scottish board? Being a Scot-geek like the rest of your good selves
Favourite Star Wars episode: Empire
Favourite Star Wars character: Palpatine
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? Cat, they have it pretty cushy
How's the weather? Dry and bright but it snowed earlier
Tea or coffee? Coffee
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Bru
Whisky or whiskey? Neither </lightweight>
Last dream you remember: Some random bloke was in my bed and wouldn't leave, and kept shouting at me to go buy him beer
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Peter Andre back in 1998 or so
Last book you read: I can't remember, it's been ages

 

hopefully yir opinion of Peter Andre has changed in light of his engagement to that barrage-ballloon woman.....

 

My opinion changed whenever I saw his face, actually! He's a perfect example of a "bobfoc" (Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch)

 

I sense we share some of the same literary tastes.....
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Excellent, someone knows what I'm talking about (finally!)

 

Name: Gavin
Age: 26
Where are you from? East Kilbride

What are you doing on the Scottish board? As above

Favourite Star Wars episode: TPM

Favourite Star Wars character: Sabé (queen's decoy)

If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one
would you choose? Dog cause they got style

How's the weather? Sunny but baltic

Tea or coffee? Coffee

Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Bar Bru

Whisky or whiskey? Just give me Jack D

Last dream you remember: Trying to remove my own apendix with a plaastic knife + fork and sealing the wound with masking tape.

Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: Tami Stronach

Last book you read: Bravemouth: Living With Billy Connolly - Pamela Stephenson

 

Name:matthew watson
Age:32
Where are you from? Glasgow Rutherglen
What are you doing on the Scottish board? found this site when looking for ep3 trailer
Favourite Star Wars episode: empire
Favourite Star Wars character: R2D2
If you could be re-incarnated as an animal, what one would you choose? panther
How's the weather? pissing doon ony kiddin sunny
Tea or coffee? tea
Irn Bru or Coca Cola? Irn Bru
Whisky or whiskey? jack
Last dream you remember: i dont
Most embarrassing person you've ever fancied: no comment
Last book you read: stephen kings salems lot