Social Jocasta Nu's Coffee House

Unfortunately, RPF City is locked thanks to time expiry. Therefore I must post this here.

Xan: Now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a moderator, right?
Penguinator: Yes. Penguindyne Systems, Model 176.
Xan: [Pokes at one of Penguinator's bullet wounds.] Holy ****! You're really real! I mean, you're like a machine underneath, right? But sort of alive outside?
Penguinator: I'm a admininetic organism. Living tissue over a VIP endoskeleton.
Xan: This is intense. Get a grip, Xan. OK, uhm, you're not here to ban me. I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal?
Penguinator: My mission is to protect you.
Xan: Yeah? Who sent you?
Penguinator: You did. Thirty-five years from now, you re-programmed me to be your protector here, in this time.
Xan: Oh, this is deep...
[Cuts to them riding a motorcycle at night]
Xan: So this other guy? He's a moderator like you, right?
Penguinator: Not like me. A Mod-1000. Advanced prototype.
Xan: You mean more advanced than you are?
Penguinator: Yes. A mimetic polyposter.
Xan: What the hell does that mean?
Penguinator: Liquid metal.

...

Xan: Now, you gotta promise me you're not gonna ban anyone, right?
Penguinator: Right.
Xan: Swear?
Penguinator: What?
Xan: Just put up your hand and say, 'I swear I will not ban anyone.'
Penguinator: [Raises hand] I swear I will not ban anyone. [stands up and edits a user in both knees] He'll live.

 

LOL, brilliant!

(I'll open RPFcity for you... )

 

I dunno what else to say, and "UNLIMAHHHTED POWAHHHH" seems...well, a bit dark...

 

Eh, go for it. Evil speeches and the RPF are like this *Holds up hand and crosses fingers*

 

*dusts off the ole RP seat*

Man, it's been years since I've been in here. Well technically this is the first time being in here, but in the forums in general it's been a while. Good to see some names I still recognise, though there are a ton of new ones. How be you folks?

 

Hey, I remember you! Welcome back.

 

Why thank you. Lookin to start up my old RPG again. Just looking over stuff to make sure you guys haven't changed anything in the past... geez, three years lol. Man it's been a long time. But hey, what better time than now to jump back in right? I need a "hobbie" again. Something to do inbetween writing books.

 

Welcome Back Vicky! I remember haunting your game to see what would happen.

 

lol, well maybe you can join it this time.

 

Returning vet! Free coffee for everyone!

 

I remember a player of that name in one of the Star Wars...007 Style games, and while I had a horrendous time spelling it, I always thought it was a brilliant name.

 

Rise, Jocasta. Time to drag your slumbering frame into March.

Man Cubs updates are getting pretty huge now with so many players active! Not that I'm complaining.

Anyone heard from Hamm? He returned for like a day or two then vanished again, I was wondering if anyone knows anything more.

 

Ya active players!

But boo for the inactive ones! I think someone mentioned Hamm having pretty much disappeared from the RPF

And this is late but I only just saw this and laughed aloud upon seeing it's brilliance

 

Hamm just sort of up and vanished again... so yeah.

Winged, I've gotta say I really like how Shere Khan has four generals. For some reason (I can't put my finger on it/Remember at the moment) it's my favorite number of military commanders.

 

Could it have to do with the four generals that inherited Alexander the Great's lands? Or just the fact that 4 is a nice, even number that's not as low as 2 but not as high as 6? Or that four-star general is the highest rank in the United States military? Cause lol...four stars.

 

Connection!

Kali has a purple flame in her head, and now it's revealed that her evil husband does too. People who look upon the Gorgon get hit by ... purple flame.



What did the elder Khans do?

 

I think the more interesting thing is, what happens to Avergus and Cato. Oh, I knew Fin would be cast as a villian!

Well and now to the cat. It is actually kinda dead.

Hate cats. Did I mention it?

 

I love cats. They give you stuff and let you handle court cases.

 

Obviously only until they play with Elora

Love the badassery retrun to your posts Sirak!

And yeah, you totally got me. My char begins digging 9 levels deep in his next post

 

Daw, what's wrong with the kitties?

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So instead of stony petrification when it comes to the Gorgon, we now get purple fire and evil?

 

Well. They are alive?

 

But...but...purple fire and evil!

Something's not going to end well because of this I bet At least if they were stoned we could've taken pictures with them and draw on them with crayons

 

Well, I am eager to see what comes from it . . .

 

OH! WOAH! *points at Fins's post*

It figures that this would occur after I read Crosscurrent

 

Is it worth getting that book just for that?