Sth Bend, IN Just For Fun

If a Jedi walk?s in to a night club what does he or she do?

 

Usually chops someones hand off

 

I guess he would be a handy man...hahahha

 

What did the Handy Man do to deserve this?

 

Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove it to the possum it could be done. HA

 

What kind of drink would a Jedi order?

 

I would have to say a good old beer. Can't go wrong with that.

 

I dunno, Obi Wan always seemed kinda limp-wristed to me...I think he would go for a Perierr.

 

I wouldn't go that far.. maybe a martini or something like that..something more civalized

 

Right, martini. Not as random or clumsy as a beer.

 

{in my best ALF impression} HA

 

Dude, Alf is dead, get with the times.

 

He was just in a commerical

 

Oh, my bad.

 

About time you took resonsibliby for yourself.

 

would he have it shaken or stirred?

 

Both because he was just that cool.

 

So does the night club give the Handy man a free beer and a hook. In addition does any know if the serve Cats there.

 

Well, he would already have the hook, but he would need a special mug that allowed him to hold it with his hook.

He quit serving cats because everytime the handy man pet them they would bleed all over the place.

 

He/She might go use the restroom. Does he make the humming sounds when he goes?

 

I think it would scope out the place as it walks in.