Lego mass murderer playset

Too bad George Lucas didn't add a little more realism to the scene where Anakin jumped out of the "borrowed" speeder to catch up with Zam Wessel.

Speeder Bludgeoned Anakin would have been a cool action figure.

Fractured humerus. Broken teeth. Crushed pelvic girdle. Intracranial bleeding. Hell, Shmi is the picture of health by comparison.

 

Assassination Target Corde! With real Dying Action! Just lay her out in the middle of the floor, and ignore her! It's what everyone in the movies does!

Cut to shot of kids playing.

First Kid: I failed you. Erk. (drops Corde on the ground)
Second Kid: Let's go play with the Palpatine's office playset, with real Political Machinating Action!
First Kid: Yeah!
(they grab the Flight Suit Padme (with real Mourning Action) and Captain Typho action figures and run out of the room)
(a dog comes by, sniffs Corde, picks her up, and carries her off)
(the kids come back)
First Kid: Hey, what happened to Corde?
Second Kid: Who's Corde?
First Kid: I don't know, the name just came to mind. No one important, I bet.

You can have this much fun too! So get your Corde action figure today!

(Naboo Royal Cruiser with real Frickin' Awesome Exploding Action sold separately)

 

This needs to be up for all to see

 

LOFL!!!!!!

(Man, don't tell me THIS town ain't got no heart!)

 

and for possible ep3 sets kids will love

jar jar's death with bruises and bloody robes

padme's death with mourning anakin

anakin vs obi duel with battle damaged anakin. that's right he is missing part of his right arm, lots of his chest and part of his leg.

the birth of the twin's with padme having a screaming face.

mace's death details withheld

death of jedi with laughing palpatine

 

Actually, "Birthing Padme" will be the new doll. I wonder how kids will like Padme with a round belly?

 

What is this doing on the third page? Get to the top, you! Now! Hey, don't backtalk me!

 

For Episode III, I want to see a C-Section Padme using Taun-taun "open belly rescue" technology.

ANNOUNCER: Obi-Wan? No, we need OB/GYN! Looks like Padme has cephalo-pelvic disproportion. Well, we all knew Leia had a big head, didn't we? Looks like the medical droid will need to use the Force...of a laser scalpel, that is, to open up that uterus and save this pregnancy!

 

Just wait 'til you guys see the Jedi Holocaust playset!

 

rsterling

Ughhhh that last post was too much even for me.

 

funny... UP!

 

well lets not forget kids, kit fisto with detachable head and tenticals! and the death star blow up kits, you to can destroy planets and then blow up too!

 

rsterling

Ughhhh that last post was too much even for me.


Sorry, Luke_Clone. The line between wacky and tacky is a thin one. Didn't mean to cross it.

 

"Sorry, Luke_Clone. The line between wacky and tacky is a thin one. Didn't mean to cross it."

No problem Rsterling... I've loved most of your toy parodies.

 

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Sorry, this all was reminding me of that picture.

 

i love that picture, could you imagine a day care on the death star? ha, that would be too funny! the toys would be, " how to kill a rebel in 2 steps"

 

LMAO, day care in the death star!
They probably have pop up books called:
"My friend the Emperor"
"Palpatine's Fairy Tales"
"The Adventures of TK 886: Our Stormtrooper Friend"
"Goodnight, Emperor" or
"Goodnight, Rebellion"
and "Pat the Moffs"
As well as Tie-Fighter Logs.

 

(hold on)

 

It looks like I've found some prototype Lego sets for Episode III. I assume this is what the early Lord Vader will look like? It's interesting how the box reflects the popular motif from The Phantom Menace.

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And I suppose this is Vader with his version of "royal guards"? Interesting indeed. The birth of the Empire!

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Ka-bump!

 

Who is that supposed to be, Darth Conductor? Darth Captain? Darth Skullhead Boneyhands?

 

Up, I say, up with ye!

 

It kind of looks like Sebastian Shaw's white face at the end of ROTJ, eh?

 

Great Thread - UP!

 

LOL!