Let's be honest... who is single and who is going to fake it so they can still get some action? ;)

I'm actually single. Really. You couldn't find a soul in the world that would claim me.

 

I'm single and underage. Come get me.

 

Considering this crowd, we'll probably be more likely to lie and say we're dating someone so at least we'll have a good excuse.

AYBABTU

 

I have a steady girlfriend but she'd let me see other people as long as I can keep her from finding out.




Uh... too honest?

 

I think action is defined by most people as actual physical touching.

And none of you live near me.

 

I'm single as a doornail.

Although, I've never known quite what was so single about a doornail.

I would have picked something more single for the expression, such as a coffin nail.

 

"And none of you live near me."

That's what you think.

You're wearing a green sweater, flannel pants, and you have your hair in piggytails.

 

Rhett, that stings. It really does.

Okay, Tracy, I thought "action" was a bad word for it... but was too lazy to think of another.

 

You're wearing a green sweater, flannel pants, and you have your hair in piggytails.

Holy crap! You're right out my window!

 

I look young enough as is, without adding pigtails into the mix

 

"Holy crap! You're right out my window!"

#$%!

 

Eagle give me back my pants!

 

I think action is defined by most people as actual physical touching.

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Oh hot hot hot hot hot to the max!!!

 

There is a god and he invented push up bras.

 

I have a girlfriend but she's open minded.

 

I have a girlfriend, but she's imaginary.

Wait, no...

Crap.

 

Wait. Fake what?

 

I'm totally single. The only action I get is from my right hand!!

Who's up for webcam???

 

"The only action I get is from my right hand!!"

I heard that he doesn't even like you.

AYBABTU

 

I am married but I still find time for prostitutes and barflies.