Minacia's Silly Sprinkles Thread

I give you my entire Jar Jar collection

 

Hmmmm??? Well now, I could actually turn that around and sell those to people wanting to burn, mame, nuke or any other form of destruction. I'll take that deal. Those collectibles are worth a great deal more to me alive than dead. You're on Jango.

 

if figures is all that you care about, than that's what you'll receive

 

We don't have transporter technology but we can make an entire explode with a super laser! Mini-me!..get off that!..Why don't you and the "Giant Laser" get a room!.....
(Ion cannons are pretty impressive too.)

 

I guess we need to work on a transporter beam....I'll go talk to Research & Development about it

 

I see everyone has been busy here today. Excellent!

*Sits down in big comfy chair and sips a Mountain Dew Code Red.*

I just had an idea. Perhaps I should create Code Red sprinkles.

 

I must warn you my Jolties now come in regular, cherry, citrus and orange flavors

 

Ooohhh! Code Red flavor sprinkles??? I think I'm already addicted. Dang it, I can't transport this stuff AND be a customer. However, it may actually keep me more alert. Okay, I'd like to place an order for some Code Red sprinkles. Oh ya, I guess I'll have to lower my shipping costs and then we can call it a deal. What do you say Minacia and Jango??

 

Orange Jolties sound good, Joe.

I have my mad scientist working on the Code Red sprinkles at this very moment. Once he has perfected the formula, I would be glad to make a deal with you, Jace...if you lower your shipping costs a tad.

*Leans back in big comfy chair, satisfied that her plans for galactic domination are falling into place.*

If anyone has any ideas for future sprinkles flavors, please let me know. I might even give you a position within my organization.

 

I think purple sprinkles will be nice can you send me some to work so I can dedocrate my bosses office

 

I'm glad to make the deal too, Jace

 

*Throws a batch of sprinkles into a vat of purple food coloring. Once done, they are packed into a crate and sent to Padme.*

There you go, Padme! Enjoy!

 

I will be commanding the Sprinkle Star which is now orbiting the fouth moon of Ender

 

I don't remember having a Sprinkle Star built.

I suppose I'd better cut down on my sprinkle usage.

 

I had the Sprinkle Star built...it's my personal battle station.

May the Sprinkles be with you

 

We decorated our Mon Calamari replica sheet cake with LOTS OF SPRINKLES!...Wish we had jolties too!
-Axe

 

Well, we can work out a deal for a shipment of Jolties, Axe.

 

Those jolties can be very unstable. I insist you make accomodation for hazardous cargo. Will you be personally delivering them, Minacea?

 

*Sigh* I wish I knew what the heck you guys were talking about.



Tammy-Wan

 

Axe, I don't usually deliver shipments myself, as there are Imperials around here who would just love to capture me and shut down my operation. But, I can send a autographed, personal greeting with your shipment.

Tammy, call me sometime and I'll fill you in on the sprinkles phenomonom.

 

Oh, But I insist that you accompany me on Tredway9 and I will barter blaster gas for some "jolties". You will land on a "secure" imperial clearance. (meet me at Sulust for prefix code)The Imperials won't crack this one for some time (since I have ALL of Lord Siennar's codes!)You'll be impressed by the asteroid colony I have established here. Maybe we can even work out a partnership deal?....I promise I'll make it worth your while...Tredway...out.

 

Hmmm... That's a very interesting proposal, Axe. Let me speak with my 'transportation manager,' and other partner, and I'll see what I can work out.

This business is growing rapidly. *rubs hands together* Excellent.

 

You by this point someone should start an Anti-Sprinkles Rebellion.

 

Shush, rose. Don't give anyone any bright ideas.

 

I will "sweeten" the deal with a gift from my personal inventory. I offer you these two droids...one a power droid...the other an astromech."Both will serve you well"....and I hope that we may enter into a very "agreeable" exchange in the near future...Tredway...out...