Challenge NANO challenge let's write 10 words at a time

This can be fun. We have 30 days to write 50.000 words. We can do it with 10 words (or less) and with 5.000 posts we will be there.

Let's begin:

In a Galaxy far far away where the celebrated flanneled

 

man sold his soul in a nefarious deal with the

 

lizard people, there was an intelligent monkey, whose name was

 

Gossamer Poot. Now, Poot was a sneaky fellow, always doing

 

shady deals on the side. His sidekick, a Devaronian named

 

Lex Floop, loved to play with lightsabers. One day, he

 

decided that these were small pickings, so he traveled to

 

New Zealand. While on vacation, Poot and Floop, decided to

 

take up wakeboarding behind a cruise ship. That, however, ended in

 

the belly of a big mechanical shark that was a

 

prop for a locally-filmed big-budget Hollywood blockbuster. The director was

 

none to pleased to hear that the flanneled one had

 

Died painfully. Next, the two friends hunted for a large

 

bus to take them to the next town over. There,

 

they met a secret order of Sith, who called themselves

 

the Holy Order of the Flying Banthas. They were a

 

odd group that loved watching The Muppets. Their favorite Muppet

 

was Sweetums. Though, despite their quirky exterior, the Sith were

 

kinda scary. They were responsible for terrible tragedies which include:

 

not curbing their dogs, and most heinous of all... they

 

always ordered pepperoni on their pizza! The sith suddenly attacked

 

Floop and Poot, who turned tail and scrambled to get

 

to the Technodrome. Once there, they attempted to fight off

 

the Sith, with the help of the Foot Clan, who

 

were recently hired by the Jedi Council. The Sith died