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Pat Robertson suggests that man should move to Saudi Arabia so he can beat his wife.

Seriously. What the hell. I'm not a woman. Or a feminist. But this **** is ****ed. I'm legitimately offended.

 

*headdesk*

 

Meet the real world Popeye

 

That's funny

 

Navy Sub Commander fakes death to end affair.

 

Surely this warranted it's own thread?

Also, where's Souderwan?

 

Ferry Thief "Jack Sparrow" Jailed

 

I actually met this guy a few years back. We got quite a bit of training on this when it happened.

 

Just in time for Talk like a Pirate Day.

 

Eel inside (and stuff like that).

Hospital removes eel from man's bum

 

Tiger will not be euthanized for attacking a man who jumped into tiger exhibit.

 

Well, of course the tiger won't be "euthanized". That implies that the tiger wants to die.

 

Naked man suffocated in condom

A thrill-seeker killed himself by pulling a condom over his head to try to give himself a sexual high, an inquest has heard.


Gary Ashbrook was discovered naked on his bed alongside three empty cans of nitrous oxide he used to blow up the contraceptive.
The 31-year-old had been experimenting with the drug, also known as laughing gas, with friends he had met online, said housemate Michael Young, who found his body in May. Mr Young told the inquest: 'He had been putting a condom on his head for two to three months.
'He learned this through some friends of his for sexual gratification.'

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/75718-naked-man-suffocated-in-condom#ixzz27Lzqzr00​

 

This has got to win the Darwin award of the year. I really can't imagine anything topping this.

 

Why is this story making me think of those full-body condoms from the first Naked Gun movie?

 

You want to laugh...but...

edit: I thought of an ironic thing: He dies putting a condom on his head which said tool is used to prevent creating new life.

Oh irony...you are always there haunting..

 

I don't think you know what irony means...

 

All much stranger given that the article mentions he was HIV positive.

Meaning that he obviously had no freakin clue what to do with a condom.


It's like...Final Destination With Condoms.

 

Burglar falls asleep while robbing house.

 

Another possible Darwin nominee.

 

And I thought my university had a bad rep as a party school.

 

The Onion spoofs Iran news agency on Obama-Ahmadinejad story

 

These are actual, unaltered photos of a real woman:














http://shine.yahoo.com/beauty/real-life-anime-girl-anastasiya-shpagina-8217-bizarre-172400323.html



I'm a little freaked out. Especially with her wanting surgery for her eyes and waist.




Also, a farmer was eaten alive by his own hogs, and hardly anything remains of him:
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02/farmer-eaten-by-his-own-hogs/?hpt=hp_t3

 

Response to the anime thing: What the heck?

Pig thing: Sad, and maybe ironic?