OK, WHO SURVIVED!

I was down the hall from the chem lab too.

 

Yeah, that wouldn't fun to breathe in chemicals.

 

Luckily it wasn't in use.

 

Hey, maybe I can use that to prove that it wasn't the chocolate's fault!

 

The chocolate's fault?

 

Everyone was blaming my Ewok antics on the chocolate and using it as a reason to not give me more.

Everything is OPPM's fault!

 

Were you doing a tribal dance or something? Define Ewok antics

 

Umm, I had a puppet...

 

An Ewok puppet?

 

Well, a teddy bear puppet I declared to be an Ewok since it looks for all the world like my icon...

 

Sounds interesting

 

So I carried Galax around the school all day, and they were using it as a reason I shouldn't have chocolate. Sam had an Ewok too, but no one tried to take her chocolate away.

 

It took me an hour to drive home last night because there was like 6 inches on the road and the plows weren't out at 330am

 

Chuck eventually admitted that the puppet wasn't evil. The conversation went something like:
Chuck: That thing is evil!
Me: Natalie likes the puppet!
Chuck: Well Natalie's... probably right.

 

Ummm...who's Chuck? Annnd...who's Natalie?

 

Chuck is Sam's boyfriend, Natalie is Sam's baby sister, who we use as ultimate proof that the puppet can't possible evil.

 

Ah ok. Why? Is she evil?

 

By definition, anything a baby likes can't be evil.

 

What if it was a really screwed up baby who was abused and liked knives...then would it be evil?


Tara=teh strange

 

That's really irrelevant, since Natalie is a perfectly normal unabused baby who likes the puppet.

 

Maybe the puppet seduced Natalie into thinking it isn't evil.

 

Nah, the puppet is too cute to be evil, that's why Natalie likes it.

 

Then why does everyone think it's evil?