Buff, NY One Word Post Game

Hey All, Just thought of something cool to do, its called one word post. Here's how it works, You can only post one word at a time. The out come is to make stupid, silly sentences.
Example:
Me: Boba Fett ( I know its two words, but you get the idea)
Next Person To Post: eats
Next Person To Post: Bantha
Next Person To Post: pizza
You can post more than once in a sentence, but not in the same post. And it doesn't have to be Star Wars related.
I'll start.
Jabba

 

rubs

 

rancor

 

every

 

week

 

because

 

his

 

warts

 

are

 

fat

 

from

 

purple

 

mynocks

 

licking

 

elegantly

 

each

 

appendage

 

.

The

 

slime

 

butt

 

swells

 

covered

 

in

 

odiferous

 

filth