PORTUGUESE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!

....errrr....never mind, I had too much death sticks for lunch....

 

Let us do some math to check the progress of our invasion.

We have 126 Messagens on our post.

Your board has a total of 666 (devils number ) messages

126/666 = o,1891 = 18,91%

It is shure to say that we now control 19% of Spain.
Taking in consideracion that you hurt our governator Luis Figo and there for he is not fully ready to fight, has well has general Rui Costa, I would say this invasion is going very well, soon we will start our communicacion disrupcion muahahah

 

Lots of that 126 posts have been posted by us, Spanish defenders, so all your mathematics are rubbish, aren´t they?.
I´m not very fond of football, but if there is a match Portugal-Spain, I think that Spain will score 10 and portugal 0, so governor SithFigo will be exiled to the outer space, and that will be the end of your pathetic Empire

Lots of The Spanish Jedis are defending the Galaxy by doing their last exams ,so be ready for the moment in which they will be back to, definitely, defeat the "evilinhos"

 

10-0!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

My friend, you are abusing of the Death Sticks!!!!

Let me refresh your memory...which team went to the 1/2 finals of last European Championship, against France, and was stolen so that France could go into the final? Spain? I think....NOT!!!!!!!

 

¿Andorra?

What is a death stick?

See you tomorrow

 

*Gets tired of the conversation*

*Ignites lightsaber*

*Chops Josebullin head off*(Mace Windu's style)

The conversation was getting boring, anyway...

 

You don't Know what a death Stick Is?
LOLOL Did you saw Episode II?

Quite right You posted many of messages here, still the Post is Ours , It reads PORTUGUESE INVASION

you posts are your necessity to defend from our atacks, but you do not apear to be doinf very well .

And the exams thing... You think your the only plannet with exams?

 

Heonkaar:
I do have seen Episode II, but not in original version. Anyhow, could you save me from my deep ignorance, and explain me what is a death stick. Thank you.
Imperialredguard:
I said goodbye yesterday because I had to finish my Internet session, not because the conversation was getting boring, so :
*Soon after chopping Josebulin´s head off, Imperialredguard discovers that, under the mask, is not Josebulin´s face but his own one.
Yoda cryes outside the cave*

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OHHHHHHH, I´m so sorry.........That what happens when you try to invade too many systems at once.

 

*Claps his hand on the head*

Gosh, you were right, I forgot that in Spain you poor sools have beautiful "doblajes", so you don't listen to the movie in English. No problem, here goes:

Death Sticks = Palititos de la Muerte. Comprendes, Muchacho????

(I've always wondered how Yoda would sound in Spanish: "Ai, sinto dolor...tanta dolor...pobrezito cielo-andante está com mucho sofrimiento...quieres um regalo????)

Regarding the pityfull clone army that we sent to Korea, I had warned not to mix football players DNA with Jar Jar Binks DNA. Nobody listened to me...and now they are facing the consequences...WIPE THEM OUT, ALL OF THEM!!!!

 

Imperialinho, I hate that beautiful doblajes to death, but there is nothing I can do about it. I know that, literally:
Death stick=Palito de la muerte, but
WHAT THE HELL means that in this context?

 

WHAT THE HELL means that in this context?


...josebulin..... drugs.

Es lo que Elean Slebeagazon (o como se diga) le ofrece a Obi-Wan en el club de Coruscant.

 

You can see the scene In witch Obi-wan is asked If he want's to buy some death sticks at starwars.com, on the beguinning of the music video across the stars.

If you want to see Star Wars in English, you can come to portugal, we only have subtitles

Witch brings me back to my former question of a Iberian Star Wars meeting.

Iberian has in Portugal and Spain (not shure if you get the translacion right)

So you guys in for it?

 

Hey man, don´t push it. In the Spanish translation they say "píldoras letales" , how could I know that death sticks= píldoras letales?
O.K. Forget it .
That meeting would be nice, could it be in Jerez de la Frontera?
Gracias, Haakun

 

were the hell is that?

Btw who would organise things there?

 

I was joking. Jerez is a southern city in Spain, in Cádiz province, in Andalucía.
Too peripheral for a Jedi Council

 

Well I would recomend Lisbon or Algarve, depending of if going to the beach is a must

 

Algarve, that would be nice.

People from Lisbon and north of Portugal, as well as people of Spain going out at Algarve (south coast of Portugal, really nice for holidays, summer time, population there in this time of year triplicates. I wonder why... )

 

Viva España y sobretodo el Principado de Asturias.

Puxa Asturies

 

No me extraña que los portugueses, ya no se atrevan a asomar el careto por aquí, ¡como se ha puesto el patio!

 

que te creias....aqui con lo del DVD del AOTC, los fans y asiduos del foro se multiplican como rosquillas.... ya tenemos un buen contingente....

 

señores....el foro de PORTUGAL está abandonao desde hace 3 o 4 dias....


puestos a pedir...vamos a por el foro de France...

 

señores....nos quedan escasos posts para comernos al foro de Noruega....

sigamos asi y en nada nos vemos luchando con el de Francia..

 

People as being both Portuguese and Spanish

I ask you to stop fighting (unless Galicia joins the Portuguese side )

Instead of fighting I propose a pact against a common foe....

Although it's been 2 months the scars off World Cup 2002 is still with us.

I think it's best for both countries to join together in an Iberian pact and attack...





SOUTH - KOREA !!!


Those ****** defeated us both even the Italians!

Together we could destroy them

After that


THE WORLD!!

Let's claim the world that rightiously belong to us!

I eagerly wait both your replies...

 

Netherlands Iberian Pact

 

I'm an immigrant

I've a Portuguese passport, I'm half - Portuguese and half - Spanish so we don't need to add the Dutch in our pact...