So she's holding a flower, cooking a pancake without a stove, AND being royal and beautiful? Amazing.
Pancake Royalty is a separate system entirely from British Royalty. Pancake Society is not Human Society. Pancake Society is split into five distinct social castes: The Food Caste Pancakes The Food Caste of Pancake Society are made up of short-lived pancakes who exist to be food products for humanity. Food Caste Pancake's, FCP's, are looked down upon by the rest of Pancake society. FCP's tend to have very short lifespans, and are not given much of a chance to see the world or receive education. FCP's are born in human kitchens and are usually consumed as food within half an hour of their birth. The Criminal Pancake Caste The Criminal Caste of Pancake Society are made up of pancakes from the FCP who escape consumption. This happens through one of two reasons: they are deformed, and cast aside by their humans due to their perceived inedible nature, OR they have very excellent luck. For example, an FCP might fall out the window of a human kitchen. Criminal caste pancakes are rejected by the remaining members of pancake society due to bigotry, and thus they must enter a life of pancake crime to survive. The Regular Pancake Caste The Regular Pancake Caste is made up of pancakes that are analogous to the human middle class. They are pancakes born in nature rather than a human kitchen. Most regular pancakes live in pancake treehouses. They attend Pancake Academy, and go on to find some sort of pancake occupation. The Hipster Pancake Caste Hipster pancakes are younger pancakes who start out as regular pancakes, but evolve cool taste in music and so morph into hipster pancakes. Hipster Pancakes sometimes damage themselves by laying on human vinyl record players and become scratched by the needle. Hipster pancakes do not approve of royal pancakes. The Pancake Royalty Pancake Royalty is the highest class of pancake society, and are made up of a variety of ancient pancake bloodlines. There are many different Lower Royalty members of the Pancake Aristocracy, but for the past 300 years the Pancake Imperium has been ruled by the Izlarion family. The current King of the Pancakes is Zarnthar Izlarion. He is regarded as a bumbling old fool, and is easily manipulated by his corrupt aides. Prince VarnoMcPancake, the rightful successor to the Pancake Throne, does not like his destiny because he is a hipster pancake at heart. Always in important political meetings he has his headphones on and is listening to "She & Him" on his Ipod touch. For this reason he is the one royal pancake to have the loyalty of the hipster caste, but he is shunned by the rest of the Pancake Royalty and has low approval ratings amongst the Regular Pancake caste. That's all I have to say about that. Goodbye.
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Meghan Markle orders a stack of three pancakes. (This took far more work than it deserved. Where are the pictures of Meghan Markle eating pancakes? What are you even doing paparazzi?)