FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

I couldn't help myself. After the BBQ I just can't get the Simpsons out of my head. So go ahead and post a Simpsons quote!

COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now!

 

Oh yeah? Well Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt!!

 

Maybe its the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit....thy got these big chewy pretzals now wwoeiurrnf ndfduuus uujaaanns 5 dollars?!? Get outta here....

 

"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."

 

"Oh lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart is a Vampire', 'beer kills braincells'. Now lets go back to that....building....thingy.....where our beds and TV.....is.

 

Doh!

 

A deer!

 

A female deer!

 

Mmmmm.......pointy....

 

Oh, PS. One of my friends invented more lyrics to it, it goes something like:

Doh, a word that Homer uses,
Ray, the guy who lives next door.
Me, a thing that you are not,
Far, the distance to the store.
Sooooo... what?
Laaaaa... dee da!
Teeeeeeee..... off!!
And hit the ball into the lake...
..
Doh.
(etc)

 

There is a whole version of the song in the Simpsons

D'oh: the sound, when theres no beer
Ray: The guy who brings the beer
Me: The guy, who drinks the beer
Far: A long long way to beer
So: I think Ill drink a beer
La: la lalalala!
Tea: No thanx! Ill have a beer!
Which will bring us back to
D'oh D'oh D'oh D'oh!

 

Why you little... Arrhh

 

//Homer on the phone//

"Yeah, Moe. I've seen teams that sucked before. But they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. Uh oh, gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening".

 

Xena: Ok, whenever anything like that happens, wizards did it.

Sea Captain: Ar, Squiddy, I got nuthin against you. I was only hunting you cos I heard there was gold in yer belly.

 

"Homer, use the for..."

"Use the force?"

"The forks! Use the forks!"

 

Principal Skinner ... I get carsick in your office.

Miss Hoover, I ate my crayon.

My Cat's Breath smells like Cat Food.

 

I am so smart.
I am so smart.
S M R T.
I mean S M A R T.

 

Homer: Shut up Brain, or ill stab u with a Q-Tip!

Scully (watching Homer on a treadmill) - It's like a lava lamp.

 

Do you understand?

Yes!

*lie detector explodes*

 

"No beer and no TV make Homer something something."

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do!"

 

//Homer whispering//

I think he's talking to you.

 

He eats like a pig
Actually to eat like a duck he'd have to chew, I say he eats more like a duck

 

Scream, shall we show our true potential in this area?

 

Yes, lets...


Homer: To alchohol! The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer: My God you're greasy.......

 

Homer - Mmmm.. forbidden donut...