Social The Blue Moon Cantina XVI (Moon Over the Hill)

Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina XVI (Moon Over the Hill)






Our staff!

Our Maker/Owner - @Evil_King_Wiggins
Master of the Drink - @Jedi_Allegra
The Lord of the Meal - @Darth Gangrenous
Barwench and Keeper of the Change - BultarSwan
Our Bankrupt Senator - @Skywalker_T-65
The Thrower of People - @Rebecca_Daniels
Keeper of the Drink/Faith and Master of the Code - @Joe Antonetti




The Rules –

1) No "Shaven" Wookiees allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
2) Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one (and that means you Ceifer).
3) To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise.
4) Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker or his emissary (Skywalker_T-65), or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes. (And that's long when you're locked up with Palpatine - Pelly)
5) DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
6) Jedi_Allegra, BultarSwan and Joe Antonetti are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
7) Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
8) You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
9) All female patrons under the age of 25 must pay homage to The Maker.
10) Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
11) Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
12) Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
13) Never ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
14) Should one venture forth into the basement they will be locked in for the next five seconds.
15) No shirt? No Shoes? .... No problem!
16) All Mandalorians, sexy pilots and Jedi drink for free!
17) Do not set the bar on fire.
18) Jedi , Pilots and Mandalorians are always welcome.
19) Have fun! But only The Maker can have too much fun.

 

Voila!

 

Nice place, but I prefer a dump

 

Shiny.

 

so no glitter?

 

*fires ten glitter cannons*

 

Oh eberyting so sparkly glowy!

 

*Wonders if anyone noticed that with all the talk and threats of zombies, not once did Zombie Jar Jar ever pop up in the old cantina.*

 

GET OUT OF THE CANTINA YOU ZJJ CREATURE!

 

BACK IN THE BASEMENT!!!


Also:

I mean, its true but...still

 

I have banished the creature. Though I am sure it will be back for Halloween.

 

Sigh. *Slowly reholsters blasters, vibroblades, flamethrowers, lightsaber, and all other weapons.*

Spoilsport.

Awesome. Because I've got like fifty buddies that're thirsty! Hey guys, c'mon!

 

*Sings songs with Zombie Jar Jar*

 

Wait, WHAT?!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Meh? New cantina? Meh?

 

Skywalker

Revan, your friends must actually show UP to get free drinks.

 

*stops singing and goes to get a drink*

 

Is there a level past bankrupt? Because I'm going to fast approach that

 

*eyes everyone*

 

New BMC! *basks in the glow of the new thread*

 

Skywalker if you want you can owe me money for no reason whatsoever. Take it or leave it.

 

Yes, it's called the US Government.



Sorry couldn't resist, no more politics.

 

You can always be part of my crew Skyguy.