The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

*Goes swimming in the chocolate river, then throws some marshmallows at the Oompa Loompas*

 

I want! I want! I want!

 

*jumps in the chocolate river and swims around*

 

[Willy Wonka] "Please, don't do that. My Chocolate must never be touched by human hands" [Willy Wonka]

 

Says who that I'm human?

 

I'm not human either.

*Jumps in the chocolate river*

I'm an ewok! Yub Yub!

 

Congrats on 4000 posts, South

 

And neither am I, but I feel that this is a special occasion...

*Thoroughly confuses herself with her own statement, jumps out the river and proceeds to do the 4000 post dance*

 

Lol. What will you be doing for its 10'000th post?

 

I shall let you know when I have suceeded in spamming the boards (with inane rubbish and copious amounts of derailing ) to the 9,999th post....

 

AN EWOKS???

*gets out of the chocolate rivers and runs away, leaving a trail of chocolate behind*

 

Yub yub, moosemousse.

*grabs a spoon and starts cleaning up the trail of chocolate left behind*

 

*Transforms back into Nat*

He he!

*Transforms into an Oompa Loompa*

Oompa Loompa Loompa-di doo....

 

*Throws marshmallows at Nat instead*

*Attempts to have a conversation with the surfing Ewok in the banner*
Yub yub?

 

*attempts to have a conversation with the outline of Dorset in the banner*

ooh arrrr.

 

*Eats all the marshmallows thrown at her and then turns into a Yeti*

Roar!

 

*sprays Yeti-be-gone at Nat*

 

Woah!

*Turns back into Nat*

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

*Goes hunting in the rubbish bin*

 

Help, help, I've turned into a Swedish sausage.

 

*Eats the swedish sausage*

 

*hides in the walls and starts eating the structurally important ones*

Mmmmm, wall, yummy!

 

*removes moosemousse from the wall and selotapes her to Nat*

 

But I liked it in the walls!

 

*Walks around with Moose taped to her back*