The Official Pillow Fight Thread V 7.0 Newbie Wars: Attack of the Pillows

Hi zebra. Nice elephant.

Well, I try

*whacks FW*

 

wacks rilwen back

wacks force wielder for getting post 5000

:tape

duct tape rules!

 

*whacks everyone except Tyranus,and JD,if hes here*

 

you may have gotten 5000th FW, but I took us to the 201st page!

*whacks the thread*

Well, since the world hasn't ended (I think), I guess we have to make a new pillow fight thread

 

*sniffle*
Goodbye,little(or not so little)thread....

 

Oh, whoa. Didn't think this would happen tonight. Er - um - congratulations FORCE-WIELDER for getting the 5000 spot. What does he get, Dave?

Well, Bob, it's a brand new car! That's right, this brand new Takuro Spirit* is now yours because the post count is right!

You may claim your prize at the end of the day.

*Takuro Spirit does not endorse nor know of this give away. Hence your Takuro will be made mostly of cardboard and potato chips. 1000 second guarantee. Social security number required. Payment in blood. Bring cheese. May cause red rashes.

Well, I guess I should make a new thread. Heh, you all say goodbye to this one and see who can get the last post.

 

Who's going to make the new one?JD?
Did I get last post?

 

Give it a little while, the torpedoes take some time to start the reaction.

 

Drat.

 

*whacks the newbies*

 

*sun starts changing colors*

Less then an hour now. Better lock the thread JD, or were all going to die.

 

You're right, if I don't lock this thread the sky will fall, light will become dark, cats will chase dogs! (I'm typing up the next thread right now.)

 

*once again,whacks almost everyone*

 

*whacks all*

 

*sun starts fluxuating*

Uhhh . . .JD? [-o|

 

*whacks FW*

 

*Bye bye whack to the thread*

 

*Begins absorbing power from disintegrating thread*
*stores power*

 

*whacks everyone*

 

Oh, whoa. Didn't think this would happen tonight. Er - um - congratulations FORCE-WIELDER for getting the 5000 spot. What does he get, Dave?

Well, Bob, it's a brand new car! That's right, this brand new Takuro Spirit* is now yours because the post count is right!

You may claim your prize at the end of the day.

*Takuro Spirit does not endorse nor know of this give away. Hence your Takuro will be made mostly of cardboard and potato chips. 1000 second guarantee. Social security number required. Payment in blood. Bring cheese. May cause red rashes.

Lol. Yay!

*whacks all*

 

*smiles about large amounts of stored power*

 

Where's the competition?

*gives everyone one last waxing*

 

*whacks all except Tyranus and JD*
*double-whacks FW*

 

You are no match for my power.

Whackity, whack don't come back!

 

*sun starts to compact before the explosion*

JD? Lock the thread JD. Please, don't leave us here. FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY PLEASE LOCK THE THREAD!!!