The Sammy and Kate Show

So...just you and me babe.

What should we do now?

 

Good question... ?


//starts tap-dancing and making scrambled eggs//

 

Excellent.

Put some cheese on top of my eggs, dear.



So...deep question...what is your deepest fear?

 

//continues tap-dancing...adds cheese to said scrambled eggs//


Deep Questions.


//morphs from tap-dancing to dancing "The Charleston"//

 

^


Nah...I'd say Failure. It frightens the hell out of me that I'll fail. I don't like the prospect of it. Not at all.


//Charleston//

 

//juggles

Interesting, failure is pretty appropriate for me as well, but it's not my deepest fear. Mine would probably be losing someone I loved without telling them how I felt.


//cartwheels

 

//yo-yos whilst dancing said Charleston//


Well...I suppose you're right. I did just wake-up....so I didn't think too hard about it. I guess failure is more of a general fear than a "deep" one. I'd have to go along the same-lines as yours. Losing a loved-one without telling them how I felt. I would hate to lose a loved-one and we were on bad-terms just before they died. I would hate to have that on my conscience...that the last words I said to them before they were gone were of the malice and contempt variety...


//does a forward flip whilst yo-yoing and cooking scrambled eggs//

 

Yeah...there are a lot of things that make me insecure, but honestly, I don't have too many "deepest fears." I just trust that what's supposed to happen will happen.

//pirouettes

 

I hear ya.


//tosses plates//

 

//break dances

Man...I'm tired today. I want another few days to my weekend.

 

//spins on his head whilst shaving//


As does everyone....I think...


//hop-scotch//

 

Hopscotch. Makes me think of butterscotch. I would love some butterscotch pudding right now.

//clips toenails

 

//eats cabbage//


Ah....butterscotch puddin'....good stuff, that...


//throws the calculator through the gas tank//

 

//ducks from gas tank explosion

Yeah..I'm all about the sweet stuff. I have a major sweet tooth.

//crochets

 

//walks on hot coals//


Yeah...me too...


//eats glass//

 

Speaking of pudding and eating...I'm hungry. My lunch today will be leftovers, but they're good leftovers.

//rides unicycle

 

Sammy! Come out come out wherever you are!

And if I know you, you're hiding in the hot tub with a bottle of Pabst.

 

I knew it.

Wait...where's my virgin Daquiri?

 

I'm serious.

Get a move on man! I'm busy laying around the couch!

//twiddles thumbs

 

//sticks glass in his eyes//

 

Well, don't do that!

//builds Lego tower

 

Oh don't worry. I do it all the time. Ask any BYSer. I'm like....immune to it or something...


//douses self in kerosene//

 

//lights match



//gets out s'more fixings