St. Lou, MO The Star Wars Pants Game!

For those who aren't familiar with this game, it's very simple. Basically, you take any quote from the SW movies, and add the word "pants" to any word that you can substitute the word "pants" in for.

For example...
Instead of...
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."

Say...
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants."



Some of us know how to play the game here, so we have to teach others the ways.

3 quotes max.

Let's begin!
I guess I'll start off...

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

 

Captain, being pantsed by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.

Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants

I got pants! I got pants! Great kid, don't get cocky! --Luke and Han

yea they are fun I need to put one of these in my sig voting time who wants what

 

"What would Padme do if she were in your pants?!"-Obi-Wan

"She would do her duty"-Anakin, AOTC

 

I left that one for you Christian.

"Pull up! All pants pull up!" -Lando

 

Luke: "I can't see a thing in these pants!"
Vader: "And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden Rebel pants."
Han: "Well, short pants are better than no pants at all,Chewie."

I love pants threads!

 

"Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more heavily guarded pants than this."

"Into the pants flyboy!"

"I find your lack of pants disturbing..."

 

Overheard in the Hoth base "Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!"

 

"Have you noticed the pants are still up?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi

 

Sorry master I'd forgotten that you hated pants.

 

And I thought pants smelled bad on the outside.

 

"I see through the pants of the Jedi.." -Anakin

 

"Only a Sith deals in pants"-Obi-Wan ROTS

"Seeing you alive, brings warm feelings to my pants"-Yoda AOTC

"At last the pants are no more!"-The Emperor ROTS

"Search your pants, Lord Vader, you will know it to be true"-The Emperor ESB

 

Obi-Wan: "8 + 16.... We're in the pants."

 

Vader, ROTS: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Palpatine: "You must sense what I have come to suspect. The Jedi Counil wants control of the pants."

 

"Captain Charisma" didn't look at the rules for the posts... LOL

"You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark." -Han

 

Luke - You know I could almost see the pants.

Obi - You've taken your first pants into a larger world.

 

"These pants are now the ultimate power in universe."

 

Ani, you're breaking my pants.

Yeah I know, weak.

 

Well bah, I had four in mind and didn't feel like breaking them up into two posts.

 

"An interesting puzzle. Gather around the map reader, younglings. Master Obi-Wan has lost pants.Find it, we will try..." Yoda (AOTC)

 

You're were right master, the pants were short. -Obiwan to Quigon

 

Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has! How embarrasing,How embarrasing.

 

Lost a SW game JeedaiElf has. How embarrasing... How embarrasing! LOL! JK.

"Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants." -Han

 

Ha Ha Scott so funny *sticks my tongue out at Scott*
Just remember: "Orlando Bloom is hot!!! LOL!! OMG!! *thud*"