Fanclub The Wes Janson Fan Club

Well at least its not paint or glitter anymore..

 

Did someone say glitter?

*ties a string to Jalicejade's arm that's connected to the ceiling, turns on a fan, and sets the ewoks after her*

 

*swings around and around with the fan (unintentionally) flying into Ewoks knocking them across the room*
*swings around cuuu.. and around.. uuuu.. and around.. uuuut.. and around.. thuuuh.. and around.. striiii.. and around... iing!*

 

The glitter didn't go off! Ah!

*ignites her sabers and flips up, cutting the string and catching Jade in a swift move*

 

Dizzzzy!
Nice catch.

I think the Ewoks are mad at me though..
aaaand there's the glitter.
*glitter rains from the ceiling*

 

Jalicejade you may now jump on the bed and pick a title! And put it in your sig.

 

*applauds Jade*

Yay!

 

Yay!
*flips into the air and lands gracefully onto the bed*
Now what shall my title be... suggestions?

 

Paint and balloon manageress.

 

Haha! Ok then.

 

Awesome!


*feeds the koi Swedish Fish*

 

*Ewoks now focus on awesomejedi, clamping on to her legs every now and again, prompting her to run if she values not being dragged down and jumped on*

 

For my first official duty, I will let each Ewok choose their favorite paint filled balloon and booby-trap it anywhere they please. :

 

*runs frantically away from the ewoks while gently trying to shake them off her legs before running into a booby trap and is then covered by blue paint*

 

Yes! Nice job guys!

 

You think that's funny???!!!!!

 

We just need green and you can be turquoise!

 

Great idea!
*starts filling balloons with green paint and looks for a giant slingshot*

 

*Loads the slingshot full of balloons and aims it in Volshe's direction*

 

*Locks everyone out of her office and chills out*

 

*flips over them and jumps back to the rafters*

 

Oh you aren't safe there! I am using the ultra powerful force generated slingshot!
And I know how to lockpick also.

 

>.> *Ewoks guards tamp gaffing sticks on the floor near the boss' office door*

 

There must be another way in..

*sets the ultra-powerful-force-generated slingshot to automatic with a state of the art tracking system targeted on Volshe and pushes the start button then
uses her unbelievable force powers to make herself transparent and walks right through the wall into the boss' office and sets a trap*

Oh yeah I can and no I'm not gonna tell you what kind of trap.

 

*sees your every move* I'm already in here. Don't make me demote you to kitchen duty.