Welcome to KFC!

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Can I take yer order, please?

 

Orginal Recipe Pleas and on the double

I would also like a a pepsi with no ice or lemond please

 

hey dude, talk to the hand! cant ya see i'm busy?

*goes back to reading MAD magazine*

 

How did I know that would set up something like this!!!



Can I have a family bucket, extra coleslaw please

 

My Chicken variety meal is full of bones...I want a refund.

And a coke please.

 

has no service here

 

*keeps reading MAD magazine*

 

Ok the food is bad I am sure I saw a rat, close this place down!

 

OI! Thats my pet!!!

 

KILL IT!

 

Well the service is pants here anyway, I'm going to have to get my own Coke now...

Eats G_Lucas_8_my_hamster's pet rat. Mmm, nice.

 

Ewwww that's just nasty Dom!

 

Head over to the Kent Balti Masala, the service is great the food is delicious, and best of all its FREE

 

*sign put up*


KFC is temporarily closed to get more rats in. Sorry for the delay.

 

One more rat and I'm nearly back in business!!!

 

Here you go, I found this one in the kitchen of my Balti Masala.

*Hands GL8MH Roland Rat*

Sorry about the cap and clothes hes wearing, maybe you can give them to the tramp!

 

Have you managed to find his pink VW beetle yet?? Classic stuff

 

Yeah I gave that to my gran along with Kevin and Errol!!