Whatup, my Chinese brethren!

Greetings from the US of A!

Just felt I should stop in and offer a hand of friendship...seeing as you have the largest army in the world. I figured I should offer a peace treaty right now as an eventual land war with China would prove disastrous!


The weirdest thought for me right now is that even though I am posting in English, you're reading this in Chinese, which, undoubtedly, looks like those little drawings I saw on the movie Big Trouble in Little China.

I ate a Chinese restaurant in Orlando at Disney World, and it was great! That General Tsao knew what he was doing with a bird!

Anyway, they treated me like a king and wouldn't talk to my wife or mother...I guess they knew who was in charge, baby! If I move to China, would I get the same treatment? If so, SIGN ME UP!



Darth-Horax (future Chinese Citizen and Yao Ming fan)

 

Sign me up to! lol

Do chinese restaurants taste nice rax?

 

You know it!

 

im up for this horax!

 

They have the largest Army in the world but it's one of the least effective (look at the Korean War) and how exactly would they get their soldiers over here? They haven't any Airforce large enough to fight ours off and their Navy consists of a few Sampans and a destroyer. But they've got good food.