wow! I'm god!

Yeah, just realised the other day!
All these powers and stuff!

oh - I wont use them though, that would be unbecomming.
And please, no grovelling / worship. Just, y'know, keep on with your lives.

Oh - but yeah - peace yeah. Stick to the peaceful path.

 

Can you here my prayers? If so I hate you for not giving me 3 amazingly beautiful women to do my everybidding

 

Stop the 'war' i.e. 'organised slaughter' then.

 

Sorry Az, I can't interfere

Rambles - I sent 3 angles to see you last week - did they not turn up???
Terrible sense of direrection those angels.

 

A few more sandstorms wouldn't go amiss though.

[Paul Simon] ..anyway you call me, you can call me Al-lah [/Paul Simon]

 

I affraid the most I could do would be to fart in their general direction {best get 'em to put on the suits }

 

//imposes UN resolution 1441 on TC's arse.

Its clearly in breach of protocol; possessing a weapon of mass destruction, complete with chemical and biological agents. I demand you disarm immediately.

 

//eats deli 'jamaican jerk chicken' sandwich.

I predict disarmament is aroundabouts 30mins

 

//fires off Patriot air fresheners...

 

Incoming!

 

Rambles - I sent 3 angles to see you last week - did they not turn up???

Was they the three degrees?

 

something like that

 

As seen as your angles went the wrong way, you could give me a lottery win

 

ok then - but don't let on!

Go buy a scratchcard. You will win £2

 

Just this offer have an expiriy date? I can't get anywhere to buy one until monday and I can't miss out on that big win

 

No worries. Hell - I'll even up the win to £3!



Nah, only joking. Tis still £2.

 

Its true then.

God does have a callous unmerciful streak!

 

it would seem so

 

Dear God


please can you grant peace on earth, an end to suffering etc etc etc .


and please can you get this "I like the moon" song out of my head, after all you planted it there as some sort of punishment.

Thanks


me