Xena and Beatrix Kiddo...who do you like better?

This is not a "who would win" thread. Its just based solely on character. So who do you like more, The Warrior Princess or The Bride?

For me, its Xena. But you probably already figured that one out.

 

beatrix kiddo all the way, she has so much more style

 

Beatrix is more of a badass than Xena. She survived getting shot in the head.

 

Whats this I hear? Beatrix has more style? Blasphemer.

Xena survived being crucified by Julius Caesar.

I don't see how Beatrix is more of a badd ass than Xena. We are talking about the Destroyer of Nations here! Now see, I didn't want to go into this, but lets look at the resume for a quick second.

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- Xena was taught how to fight by Ares, the Greek God of War.
- Beatrix was taught how to fight by some old Asian guy.

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- Xena's Chakram was crafted by Hephaestus, the Greek God of technology, blacksmiths, craftsmen, artisans, sculptors, metals and metallurgy, and fire.
- Beatrix's sword was crafted by some old Asian guy.

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- Xena fought an entire Persian army by herself.
- Beatrix fought the crazy 88s.

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- Xena has fought mortals, demi-Gods (Hercules) Gods, monsters, demons, etc
- Beatrix has only fought mortals

 

Sorry to be so out of touch with pop-culture, but I have to ask:

Xena vs who???

 

Beatrix Kiddo is The Bride from the Kill Bill movies.

 

Hatori Hanso said of the sword he crafted, that it could cut God.

Hence, it can cut Ares.

Hence, Beatrix wins.

 

Xena

 

Ah.

Well, now...


Xena is played by Lucy Lawless.
Kiddo is Uma Therman.

Tie.

Xena is in a fun, satirical romp through greek mythology.
Kiddo is in Quentin Tarrentino movies.

Xena all the way. I loathe and despise Tarentino. He thinks profanity is an art form, but restricts it to use of 2-3 words. By that logic, any Jr-high kid is a master artist. If you remove 2 words from tarentino's vocabulary, you remove ~75% of the dialog.

 

I could not get interested in Xena. Beatrix all the way. I used to have a baby sitter named Beatrix, she was hot too.

 

Beatrix came out of a coma
Xena came back from the dead after being beheaded!

 

Xena.

No single person had any more influence on my adolescence. She is just downright cool.

-Weaponry
-Armour (I still want all of her armour)
-Attitude
-Contacts